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Feb 18, 2025 6:28 PM
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smoldix42069
#20 them: dude, just use the guns please. Me *fucking the bank manager*: trust me, this way we won't have to kill anyone!
astrangehop
#21 I get out at 230 am, sometimes I drive a weird/long way home for fun. Surprising how many people are walking at 3am in 50 degree weather miles from anywhere. I do not stop, or make eye contact.
rach13379
This is one of the best meme dumps I’ve ever seen!
AustinJolly
MrMalfunctionTheMasterOfDestruction
knudude
Shadowhawk000095
PineappleLoopsBroether
#47 One time my dad punched me in the head and I woke up in the pantry with the folding door all bent up where I fell. When I woke up he was gone.
pjm82
#36 there is this one guy I think about. Worked with him over a decade ago and he was a methhead. But here's the thing, he showed up every day and worked hard. He hadn't showered, he had sores on his face, his teeth were rotting out of his head, but all we needed him to do was carry drywall. And he'd show up, on time, every day and carry drywall. I wonder if Will is still alive
Ryzanify
#37 I keep seeing r/circlejerksopranos memes and i feel like someone’s spying on me or that I’m on Reddit for a split second
smoldix42069
#45 I have no words but I feel like violence is the answer
raitchison
I gave this dump an upvote/off. Thanks very much my fine 237th Derek.
bingtittletittlebong
#42 Nothing But Trouble!!
twelvoclocklevel
#8
MrMalfunctionTheMasterOfDestruction
AnxiousCuttlefish
Great dump, felt super called out as a 30-something who got a back spasm reaching for milk at the grocery store today. 10/10.
Sabz5150
#42 The cartels call that "microwaving".
GorillaPowers
#24
DragonBjorne
#11 Just one more thing…
cosonfused
#20 The scale this needs would probably be in VR?
Grif2005
#2. Well... they made me a Believer, Believer
Djkb6718
#22 yeah whatever...but did you die?
byronwilliams4010
GrandmasterSpank
smashpro1
brainpansonata
Me tryna pretend I'm not about to lose my shit cuz I told someone to wait until after dinner to come over and they show up while I'm cooking.
HonestCommentFarmer
lonelyrangerofthedreams
I was going to ask for it and was already here! You are awesome!
MidnightTacoTruck
I thought the final one would say Off/Off
othelloinc
GrandmasterSpank
I'll allow it.
NarratesTheDarkerStory
Nicholas Cage/Nicholas Cage in Off/Off
So Nicholas Cage and John Travolta would be in Off/Face
FlannaganTheRed
While Steve Carell and John Krasinski would be in Off/ice
byronwilliams4010
Or maybe a backpacking tie-in for North/Face.
petepac25
#4 Practice safe sox.
byronwilliams4010
#26 I feel like I'm missing a joke, here. It's The Mask, carrying carbon paper receipts?
cosonfused
no joke i think, just artwork. 27 and 28 are art too.
FlannaganTheRed
looking at the dimensions and extra space, it looks like a comic cover.
...yep
FlannaganTheRed
though now that i think of it, The Mask is incidentally also about taking a face off.