The hot dog on the ground outside. (Tinder escapades)

A tweet from Mike F to set the tone of this album. Here is my personal tinder screenshot collection. It's been over a year for some of these, and it's time to share!

The bio from the above pic. I'm not a built man, but when nature calls, I answer. 7/10 got a decent amount of love.

4/10

2.5/10, really a huge reach

7/10

In her profile she mentioned she loves A.$.A.P. Rocky, so it's a play on one of his songs. 8.5/10

6/10 good but unoriginal

Home girl knows what she wants. Opener was 6.9/10

She didn't want to come back to my room for toast :( 9/10 potential crisis adverted

The ol double curve. The save and reversal. 16/20

Awkward wording, solid concept. 7/10

She attended a local college (slcc) pronounced "slick" (it's weird I know) 6/10

Booo, had an off day 1/10

Okay maybe more than a day. Concept was okay, terrible delivery. 3/10

She mentioned that she was looking for a climbing partner for a "belaytionship"(killer 10/10) mine was less great. 6/10

My take on the stereotypical Tinder profile.

Okay maybe it was an off month 4/10

Self explanatory, said we only get one free "Atlanta" joke and the rest were five dollars. 14/20 for double entendre

Profile said she needed new friends, was on here for "networking" 8/10 works for most IT issues.

Just trying to stand out 7/10

Girls were always so surprised when I showed up. Decided to address that 6/4

Un-original but oh so good. 9.5/10

Didn't fit all in a single screen. I think this is my favorite 10/10

I *hate* this venmo trend, see the below response.

The greatest bio I ever had, perfect 5/7

Also hate passive aggressive stuff. It's 2019, message first. It was a super busy week. 6/10

Not a baseball fan. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4/10 never heard the story.

And now I'm in a relationship, so that has ended my escapades. Thanks for reading, hope you've enjoyed