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Mar 16, 2017 6:16 PM
Bulldozer2017
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FancyPayne
Polished marble seems a dangerous walking surface for hoofed animals.
scottneilsonconcepts
I find Dubai a bit shallow and tacky because of things like this.
heyineveraskedyoudoyoulikeguacamole
No ooooooo way
WantSomeRyeCourseYouDo
Wow. I know that's a lame comment, but...wow.
PianoandPads
beaubrent
I bet they probably prefer a field.
cuntybumsox
Ten bucks says it still smells like piss and shit in there.
realwomenfightnaked
Dubai feels like a post apocolypic world where survivors use expensive places for their homes and stuff
DestroPrime82
Thank you for banking with Wells Fargo, have a nice Neigh.
giveitagentlesqueege
I said WHORES TABLES, not HORSE STABLES!!!
bigbowliofravioli
Worst DMV ever.
hazelnuts4peace
u win the internets
themostdownvotedmaninhistory
Dubai.. where the horses look down on you peasants
furezasan
They could easily be a super power of they invested in their people. Nope, let's bling it up baby!
happyuzbeck5772
That shits what's wrong with the world.... Indeed sirs and madams fuck dubai
AnOtterBrickInTheWall
[cosplay]
Lizaderp
Point whoring, I think
professionalConfirmologist
Tagged as cosplay??
WamsyWoo
Looks like something one of them Minecraft let's players would build in Minecraft.
bamablacksheep
They look like betting booths. Horses taking bets on human racing. " $100 on SHESNOTFAT-SHESCURVY to place, please. "
ApplyEgg
I know what scurvy is, but what's snotfat?
Cuckaine
that's fancier than my bank
sllawing
I thought that WAS a bank
kenfromcanada
THEY OWN YOUR BANK!
EMTsaidwhat
Fancier than where I live.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodVillain
Mine too but my bank is in a grocery store so....
hokieface
But less financial stable-ity
PrettiesAndPuppersAnd
ClaireM98909
The girl horses all have to wear hijabs.
Isiel89
Life is grand when you shit on marble floors.
Tayzor
At least those walls would be wipe clean for when my horse backs up and shits against them.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Historically Horses have always been better off than women around there.
trollingworld
We live fine, so far nobody has killed us off
Pishaw
Sarah Jessica Parker needs to check her privilege.
crochetkid
^ I sniggered lol
AStaleDonut
savage AF HAHAHAHA
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
ITT: Horses that live better than I do.
aesthesia1
they don't. This is a beautiful prison, but still a prison. Horses are highly social animals. This is an isolation chamber to them.
SidneyHarbor
Just because a horse has a stall doesn't mean that's where it lives. To keep the horses healthy (and valuable) they are exercised.
aesthesia1
being exercised isn't enough for animals that naturally live 100% of their lives "talking" to each other in a social group
Glomgore
Downvoted for being 100% right. Nomadic herd animals, lets lock em in a single stall! +1 from me, hope it helps.
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
with a herd for 12-14 hours during the day. /2
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
Do you know that they're in their stalls 24/7? Or are you just assuming based off the picture? My horse is in his stall overnight but out 1/
halfchewedcaramel
they look like a bunch of receptionists
daftmouse
"What is jake from State Farm wearing?" "....a saddle"
Calmeister
Neigh....
GooseLovesSatan
Best response ????
Randomice
Can I please be a horse in Dubai?
GenkiHenkie
what is your top speed on 4 legs?
Randomice
Well uh...maybe a few hundred yards per hour? Or feet.
GenkiHenkie
I might be able to find you an Arab that will ride you
FatBastardVegetarian
Slavery gets stuff done.
HitlaryClintonforprison
word! Dubai sure knows how to play the politics game, theyve been using slaves forever yet no need to bring them democracy, I wonder why :D
trollsack
Sure. Exactly how the west progressed.
donkeymoney
I don't know why people dont see what a load of crap it is to give all our money to Saudi Arabia...for this reason alone,one should #gogreen
OneUpperSteve
Dubai only makes 5% of their income from foreign oil sales. The rest is tourism, construction and trade. NTM Dubai isn't Saudi Arabia.
donkeymoney
Thanks, Dubai's press secretary.
C4NDY455
slaves and oil
Phreshphrinceofpheljfair6
Truer words have never been said. Well, other than ' bitches be crazy'!
sansenoy
Tried and true
HitlaryClintonforprison
haha and thats what makes it so fucking hilarious, USA invades countries because "democracy" but slaves in Dubai? naa thats fine. :D
GenkiHenkie
Jew got that right
HuntingtonBrown
Oh you!
Cuckaine
Oh Jew!
Thespiritiswillingbutthefleshisspongyandbruised
Are there really slaves there? Serious question.
trollsack
There are many people living on low wages and unfavorable conditions, but still better than conditions in their respective home-countries.
trollsack
if you're smart and hardworking, you'll mint money in Dubai.
FlorenceAndTheMachined
"PULL URSELF BY UR BOOTSTREPS GUIZE, NOT THAT HARD!!!!!"
FatBastardVegetarian
Workers are recruited... papers are held by employers for safety... not given back.
CrimeBrulee
FatBastardVegetarian
Just threw a human suffering and pain at it until it's done.
FatBastardVegetarian
I really need to be careful with speak to text. Its grammar is terrible.
TheClonesOfDrFunkenstein
Fuck Dubai
trollingworld
Ohh yea babe
JamesAHarrod
trollingworld
Shiteee, chill
CamelSpotter
You'd like this game. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Spec_Ops_The_Line_cover.png
TinySatanicHamster
I haven't even played that and the bit that we all know about has slightly traumatized me...
CamelSpotter
It's a great game. If you play it, keep in mind that the focus and highpoint of the game is the story and the MC'S slow decline to insanity.
SoDoneWithYourShite
Good game
trollsack
Stop being jealous. Labor in Dubai is definitely treated better than western slavery of the past.
trollsack
And yeah.. get your head out of your arse and travel.. might improve your vision
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
Wow, and "better that some historical examples of slavery" is a reasonable standard to you? K lol gj Dubai
macthelost
no institutionalized slavery is what I think he is saying. Low class workers lives are as good as their boss makes it. Shit boss, shit life
trollsack
origin comment to whic I replied definitely draws their understanding from"better that some historical examples of slavery", so why not?
mossysabertoothtiger
http://imgur.com/uVUdOm0
TheClonesOfDrFunkenstein
More than 3 billion people in the world live on less than $2.50 and these horses live in a 5-star hotel. Fuck Dubai.
mossysabertoothtiger
It has nothing to due with Dubai though? this isn't even one of the most expensive horse stables , those would be in the USA
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HodorFirstOfHisName
This is child-level reasoning. If every billionaire gave away all of his money there would still be poverty.
GeneralBLUE88
What is the "hodor" in your name mean?
HodorFirstOfHisName
Hold the door
invenio
What does that have to do with a fancy house for horses that could be worth a few million each?
TryingToGetDorksToKnowImportantThings
The United States is pretty wasteful too man. Not picking sides though
noprobllama
These horses are probably worth more than the building. A colt was once sold for $16 million because of his pedigree, shit's crazy
Foxyfox135
Their spunk is worth tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars per gallon.
sirbartonslady
Yeah but that 16mil colt didn't sell to Dubai. Also he turned out to be a shitty racehorse and never won a race.
noprobllama
These horses are also probably not all from Dubai. Horses travel all over the world for shows and races. And yes, so don't invest in racing
Vangoghsl3ftear
It's insane how much people will pay for an animal just on pedigree alone. My brother works in the hunt dog business. It's nuts.
BillNyesPenis
What does pedigree mean?
Vangoghsl3ftear
Record of decent is pretty much spot on. With duck dogs, if he dog comes from winning parents, they're worth more. If the dog is great (1/2)
Drathe
Family history.
Vangoghsl3ftear
But the dog doesn't come from a great lineage, it's value is less. Dogs can also get their bodies likes joints and ears certified. (2/2)
BillNyesPenis
Those are horses you know
Vangoghsl3ftear
I know their horses. I know dogs aren't as expensive as horses either.
LachrymoseEngineer
it's even crazier how fragile they are. the term "healthy as a horse" is misleading, they usually can't recover from even a broken leg!
aesthesia1
they can, actually. They can even live with a prosthetic. It's just that it's cheaper to kill it and buy another horse
Sticklebrickk
A 45 caliber aspirin should do the trick
Drzhivago138
They can even kill themselves by eating or drinking too fast.
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
To be fair, people can do that too.
agentxminustwo
horse breaks a leg = fragile ? what kind of dumb logic is that???
LachrymoseEngineer
no, but the recovery is tough on the horse, and it's usually cheaper and more humane to put it down and buy a new one
agentxminustwo
yeah but they are exactly fragile tho. - horse person here.
noprobllama
Oh yeah, horses can kill themselves if they lie down too close to a wall. Don't buy a 16 million dollar horse.
13thDukeofWybourne
Thanks! I won't now.
relicen
Phew, you certainly dodge a bullet.
Thepotatoknight
thanks for the heads up thankfully I only bought a 15 million dollar horse so im ok
RandomAbscessMemories
Wait, really? How does that happen?
noprobllama
It's called being cast. If they lie down too close to the wall they can't stretch their legs out to get up, so they're stuck.
noprobllama
Like this. This horse is alive, but if they are not found in time, they can suffocate under their own weight
Outlavv
We should say healthy as a human because human beings can recover from almost any injury that isnt imediate death
DisBean
Thanks to million dollar interventions called modern medicine. Back 200 hundred years ago- ded
RandomAbscessMemories
Well technically both money and medicine are the result of human ingenuity so they should count towards our natural advantages.
wobbu
Well, we are quite a bit more durable than most other mammals, even without medical attention.