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Puppy Tax! Our cutie 3 months old. EDIT: thanks for all the comments. I love seeing the activity on any post I put up. Stay shiny!
Wilize
#28 Cthulhu_Pie?
OldmanSerious
#4 should have worn a codpiece
ClutterMonkey
#2 That laser beam of a ball came in with some hate on it. Clearly somebody is not holding back on the little ones.
unluckyandbored
#34 I heard each one of those, one after the other.
DrJakeHerb
I stole several of these. Take an upvote!!!
CanadianOneDollarCoin
I collect the ones that make me laugh
koolerthanjinx
I can't believe I tried to remove that hair strand from the screen.
PenelopePepperPants
Haha sike!
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Me too heh
OlemGolem
#6 She looks like she's designed by Aardman for Wallace and Gromit.
JackHL01
FLLingerieLuvr
#4 that was a dick fish, and it's called that for a couple of reasons.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
In fish culture this is considered a dick move
Swashbuckler101
#2 I am going to hell for laughing so hard. Heck of a catch by mom too
KareBear1980
I'm riding shotgun on the bus I chartered for the ride. Want a seat in the tail, middle, or nose? This video WILL be played during the ride.
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Sausagesandplantsandgoldfish
#18 Dave Must Stain his Megadeck!
Everfearful
Symphony of Construction
hessukoo
You take a mortar man.
PTNLemay
#19 I think he did feel it. But he hadn't been carrying it for 6 months so had a ways to go before succumbing. Whereas Frodo was done.
EatsBees
#35 they were not. they were in their late 30s and early 40s, bc my parents had me in their mid 30s
SkyHighInc
Jfc when grandma keith finally clicked I almost died
CanadianOneDollarCoin
lol yup
ItsActuallyDavidNow
#49 Grand Marquis.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
*grandma Keith clearly. :)
Nonsequiterconcarne24
*clap*
chjb5772
Bahahha what the fuck is yellow suite even ?
Malloon
disposabledom
I was looking for this
JackHL01
me too
markypeach
#2 The kid gets hit with his own ball as well. Poor little fella can't catch a break.
haveanupvotegif
drmuelr
#6 I lost it at "You look like the Aerosmith" ??
blainetog
#6 This is peak dading right there. Nobody's ever going to top that level of dad energy. He roasted her to ash and just kept going!
CarlottaVonSprockett
That’s her husband. I mean I guess it’s still dad energy, just not HER dad.
blaiderofflewaffles8888
#6 absolutely not ready for that roasting
Psionickitten
#6 i love that dad so much. I wish I was blessed with a father like that.
CarlottaVonSprockett
They’re married
MosquitoHawker
I’m not that funny and I only speak English. This guy is slaying in a second language and funny as f.
Rabeandre
Not her dad, her husband
SoftKleenex
Even better
Psionickitten
Nor does it invalidate my statement.
WienerFart
I mean, I wouldn't marry my dad, but you do you
Psionickitten
I love how you misinterpretted that, but no thanks. I'm not from Alabama.
mirrorz
"What do you hear?" Yes.
PredictablySilly
That is Embarrassing
Trugster
That shit's embarassing?
Rogahar
Doctor: 'So tell me how this injury occurred, again?' 'Well, I was out waterskiing...'
JohnnyLawlessEsq
A fish flew right into my clam...
galapas
#2 Can you dodge a wrench?
Filanwizard
Dondarian
As a father, I loved watching other kids get hurt and fall down. I could do that all day. I don't give a fuck about your kids. #Wayne
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Mom here, and I usually agree. This one scared me though.
swedeonamoose
To quote mr Piccolo, DOOOODGE.
serleth
#6 I love this couple. I want more
JackHL01
there is, i just have no fucking clue how to find them!
serleth
https://youtu.be/IhzoWo2kroo found some!!
Anakindergarden
I got you :) @therealindiandad on Instagram
BigBag0Crabs
#2 the person who threw that ball has no fucking chill. Fuckin take it easy broooo
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BigBag0Crabs
callocosplay
#19 Sam was actually affected by the ring but not to the same extent. Frodo carried it (and used it several times) for about 7 months. 1/2
sagejosh0
It’s a metaphor for helping your friend through depression. He can’t relieve him of the feeling but he can help Frodo out. Also your point.
callocosplay
And the way you come into possession of the One determines how it affects you. Also, Sam does eventually go to the undying lands as well 2/2
JackHL01
heavenstomurgatroyd
Wasn't that due to his taking the ring and using it when Shelob got Frodo, not from carrying Frodo?
JackHL01
callocosplay
Yep. And the reason why Bilbo seemed to age much slower than a hobbit should due to his pity for Gollum when he first possessed the One
RetroBlast
#6 I am dying. He is awesome - the MST3K of makeup commentaries...
westPAguy
TheGriffin
westPAguy
This one is my favorite
Ryebread91
It's her husband though isn't it?
swedeonamoose
Fucking lost it at "play lazy song lazy girl" xD
BurlapNutsack
Does this guy have an account anywhere? That hit my funny bone big time
Anakindergarden
@therealindiandad on Instagram, im pretty sure. Dude is hilarious.
byronape
#28 is incorrect. Octopus is a Greek word, but the pluralization ending in "i" is Latin. So, to not mix languages, it's octopuses.
DongleBelongsToDingus
Plus, it's obviously Cthulhu
lleuth63
It actually has many correct multiples, because English is garbage salad. But the original Greek is the most fun option imho
slinkiisu
Octopodes
Salticido
Yes, but octopi is so popular that it's an accepted plural that you can find in the English dictionary, so it's not incorrect to use it.
PwnageHobo
It's one of those "correct enough" situations, where if you hear the word, you'll understand, but you shouldn't use it in a scientific paper
Salticido
No, it's fully correct, and many recently published scientific papers do use "octopi".
PwnageHobo
Many recently published scientific papers aren't very good
Salticido
That's beside the point. They got through editing and publication with the word left in, which suggests it's fine to use.