Three things my mother just told me

Aug 13, 2021 1:20 AM

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1)Your husband needs to take his fake teeth out and gargle with mouthwash before he goes down on me or my vagina will get salmonella. 2) he’s insecure and jealous so he sends robots to fill up my voicemail. 3) that kid was born in a laboratory

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cantchooseyourfamily

Does your mom have dementia? If so, I'm sorry. Though also if so, your husband shouldn't be doing down on her at all.

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She wouldn't remember if he did. Perfect time really.

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why is your husband going down on your mother?

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Well shit..i did not word that correctly

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its all good :D

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How would you have worded it correctly?

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It’s my vagina, mine

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Apparently imgur has no built in communism reaction gifs

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Ah, I gotcha now

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is way less complicated. ngl I'm a little disappointed

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You would not be the first to be disappointed in my vagina

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