I wish I'd have had a Flashy-Thing (TM) (I know deneuralyzer) starting when I was 12. Could have avoided some therapy, maybe some sadness. Also wouldn't have the self confidence from whipping my abusive step dad's ass. It'd be like time travel but less drastic?
Just a reminder fellas, it's a good idea to do a self check now and then. Scrotal masses can be a sign of something nasty. It could be a odd case of varicocele ( which sucks, but it's usually not "bad") all the way to something nasty like a tumor. So, learn about your boys, and stay healthy.
psstuphere
Awareness month
Thornaxe
We need a day for this sort of content.
Cthulhuonabike
Behold! A man!
horseman05
woozle
Deadpool854
C0ZM0
MrBismarck
Bojovnik84
ianrl337
Used to raise cockatiels, yep, baby bird necks are all just scrotums for the first week or more.
ArbokKai
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZmZwZXVqZGt0OW92MTA4dDFjMWpkZGppNm9lYnhrN3FsN2tuZzU4cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa/200w.webp
L1ttl3J1m
Nice cropping.
VerySmallDuck
NumptyDumptyLump
Front page this shit!
TheNonSequiturFairy
First glance: that's a ballsack. Second glance: that's a ballsack. Third glance: oh shit, that's MY ballsack.
therealCuchulain
Lol
ProfXomox
MantisTobagganMD
GoldenSun3DS
What show/movie is this from?
nowerbower
Arrested development
pushingchildrenintotraffic
so there is some convergent evolution with us and turkeys? cool.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Yea, apparently mens nuts are the same as turkey necks. Look just as good too.
RyvaTheRenamon
I mean kinda yeah if you go back far enough
Kittynomnoms
Convergent evolution != common ancestor.
anotherrandomname
Necksticle??
anyamountofcheesebro
better than on your chin
AngurProne
Croup.
AngurProne
Cocksticle? On male birds. Maybe we force its use into gender non-specific
joshuasplinth
Why not? Trump has shown us the Neckgina!
DenErEkstraDry
Balls!
FukcTedCruz
I thought it was Trump's neck for a second
picturelord
YoursIsNoDisgrace
Wow, that's just nuts.
Gopher9191
Would.
L1ttl3J1m
Ballsy move, Cotton.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
I like birbs.
D3pleted
ITS GOT A BALLSACK. WHY ARE OUR NUTS MADE OF CHICKEN TITS. WHAT THE HELL MAN. SO THIS IS WHY GIRLS SAY MYNUTS TASTE SO GOOD? WTF BRO
Nukls
Wattle they make of this?
msgbubba
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3BnanNidG0yZjhwcGZmejd5cWF0ZnB6cDdjdjZxbTBkdXE1cXlsbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/R7m04yMaGWVeE/200w.webp
AngurProne
I wish I'd have had a Flashy-Thing (TM) (I know deneuralyzer) starting when I was 12. Could have avoided some therapy, maybe some sadness. Also wouldn't have the self confidence from whipping my abusive step dad's ass. It'd be like time travel but less drastic?
AngurProne
Also that's a croup. The wattle is largely decorative and a heat exchanger.
Canigetbannedagain2
Just a reminder fellas, it's a good idea to do a self check now and then. Scrotal masses can be a sign of something nasty. It could be a odd case of varicocele ( which sucks, but it's usually not "bad") all the way to something nasty like a tumor. So, learn about your boys, and stay healthy.
AgentTasmania
https://youtu.be/N9STF450Jvg?si=tAa6wZ4os79lEfU1
Canigetbannedagain2
That's pretty good
NZSheeps
What if it pecks me?
RyvaTheRenamon
Establish dominance and peck back
Snooj
Then it's a healthy pecker.
NZSheeps
ChewyTheWookie
I never fingered you for that guy
idiotsonfire
It takes less. Also, for the record in 2020, when everyone was masking, and people that were sick stayed home, we did something really cool.
NZSheeps
Yeah, I know it takes less, but then you wouldn't get the funny picture. Sacrifices must be made!
idiotsonfire
Haha, yup. I get that. Also went on a gnat sized infodump in the replies.
idiotsonfire
There was ONE flu death in the US in 2020. We also outright confirmed eradicated an entire flu strain, and almost did it for two more.
idiotsonfire
Turns out when the society works together, we kill the deadly diseases, instead of the other way around. Insane, right?