SergeantTerryJeffords
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A few days ago I saw somebody lost their board game collection and get to fp and I was pretty disappointed by the size of it. So, I decided to post my dad's
FP edit: Fp edit's are stupid, I'm not doing that.
FP edit 2: I changed my mind, pm me anything, I'm bored and have nothing to do.
lungx
How do you play the game of the paper slicer?
snoogns
Two copies of TRAINS! WOOOOOWWWW
therocksfannypack
RegisteredFlex0ffender
belikeapandaeatingataco
Can we ask for your dad's collection if your bio gets to the front page?
SergeantTerryJeffords
I'll consider it
neutrik
But does he praise the sun?
IguanaOnAStick
that's a lot of money spent
SergeantTerryJeffords
yeah, and it loses pretty much all of it's value over time because it's made of paper and gets destroyed easily
plutus34
I'm guessing @OP's dad is French Canadian?
SergeantTerryJeffords
Canadian is close, but French? Not so much
plutus34
My bad. I thought maybe French because there are a few games with French titles: "parfum", "fantastique", "courtier" :)
CaptainMuricas
I didn't See Axis and Allies?
DoesThisKeyboardWork
Got battle toads?
SergeantTerryJeffords
niamhieee
No carcassonne? Blasphemy!
TorSverre
Carcassonne, Ticket to Ride, Catan, etc. are great gateways, but most people move on to even greater games.
SergeantTerryJeffords
We have all of those up there somewhere, they might just be behind other stuff
venster
Any games he highly recommends?
SergeantTerryJeffords
I don't know about him, but I have a few: Race for The Galaxy, Pandemic, Alchemists(should have put that one first), Stone Age, and Dominion
Barjack
Who the hell is your dad? Tom Vasel? Zee Garcia?
midnightpain
+1 for the dice tower. I don't always agree with their reviews, but they are fun to watch.
DogAdobo
He has doubles of some games. Lemme get them.
SergeantTerryJeffords
You gotta pay double the price though
Level1NPC
'Tis a glorious thing. Yet half those games are games you play with friends with whom you no longer wish to be friends.
SergeantTerryJeffords
Yeah, that's why I'm not his friend anymore
crushingdusttosser
So... Your dad's got game?
SergeantTerryJeffords
Krombopulous Michael's dad has got what you wish you had! Krombopulous Michael can't you see, you're just not the guy for me...
Yaiboule
There's 2 trains game
SergeantTerryJeffords
Ya gotta train hard to game hard? no? alright...
VodkaReindeer
When we die, I bet our children that get to the front page of Holoimgur by post our Steam collections.
SergeantTerryJeffords
I doubt it, I only have eleven games in my library
VodkaReindeer
*can't get
LieselSkywalker
Many game nights growing up, huh?
SergeantTerryJeffords
Almost too many
vapidvolvox
Incredibly envious. Where do you live again? And when is your dads next vacation?
SergeantTerryJeffords
Area 51, and Between 11:59 PM and 12:00 PM on Christmas night
kryoptik
You do realize that's 12 hours and one minute between 11:59 P.M. and 12:00 P.M.? 1/2
SergeantTerryJeffords
I meant 12:00 AM, but apparently auto-correct doesn't believe in the morning...
goldenspider666
An auto correct after my own heart
kryoptik
What you're saying is that there's insufficient time for a game of Risk.
tjluv
Where the hell is monopoly?
TorSverre
Burnt to ashes, hopefully!
JohnHarder
In hell
tjluv
Where it belongs. Demon game
richg1960
Where is Monopoly ?
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
I think a board game collector would have a mint condition collector's edition game. And he will never open it because Monopoly sucks balls.
javierulf
Your dad has a pretty cool collection... I see a couple of good Feld missing. You know what to get him for Xmas!
TorSverre
maybe some Rosenberg too.
HOOMANGUY
How does battles of Westeros work?
SergeantTerryJeffords
I have no idea
SergeantTerryJeffords
I forgot to say, that table is also an air hockey table and we use it for ping pong
TinyLiehon
He's got Trains twice and is missing Captain Sonar and Santorini
ringadingdingbaby
You should do a post on some of the rarer ones. Maybe show the boards/rules
TeslaFilledFuture
How many of these games have you played! Have you played that one in the top left, "Trains?" What's the idea?
SergeantTerryJeffords
we've probably played 85% of them
TinyLiehon
It's a card engine builder (cfr Dominion)
LargeVarge
How about one of those old vibrating football games I vaguely remember from the early 80s.
zertmaster
Those feel good between your legs... just saying
FatGravity
Nice, I remember my air hockey table that could be used for shuffle board, ping ping pong. A bunch of games. Keep some of that for your kids
NZSheeps
At the same time?
SergeantTerryJeffords
We were only brave enough to try that once and little Bobby lost the inner half of his left arm
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SergeantTerryJeffords
HA! rich... the table is like 14 years old, all we did is put a big piece of wood on it and call it a game/ping pong table
SergeantTerryJeffords
And yes you can come over if you can find me and say to me "the rikben flew a pigsty over the 3rd plumbus"
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SergeantTerryJeffords
They can't know about my killer robot! I need to go buy some tarps from a hardware store!
talant
Wow... can I be friends with your dad?
SergeantTerryJeffords
Only if you're an 8 story tall crustacean from the protozoic era
Huor
See that on the table? Touch his games and lose your fingers.
almostsomething182
Fun story, my mom's first grade teacher lopped off part of her thumb with one of those. Partly why they have guards now.
SergeantTerryJeffords
I only have two left
PeterSR
Still worth it.
gr33narrow
Can I be friends with your dad? You can join us on game night.
SergeantTerryJeffords
Of course you can, but the cost to join his club is about tree fiddy
gr33narrow
Can I roll for it?
SergeantTerryJeffords
gr33narrow
I'd look like an oompa loompa trying to do that
SergeantTerryJeffords
I wanna see it
CommentDiver
Your dad is cooler than you bro
castlemacaw
Yeah... @op can you have your dad do this post? He can take a pic of each box and review all the games probably
YourMomJokes
as much as i'd like to say i was bangin op's mom...with a collection like that though i've got no hope.
SergeantTerryJeffords
Yeah, I'm pretty envious of my dad, not only because of that, but because my kids will never be as awesome as his
DamianWinters
thats brutal, you love yourself more than your kids.
SergeantTerryJeffords
I don't have any kids, I live with my parents, hence the picture of my dad's stuff
DamianWinters
you can't photo your dads stuff unless you live with him?
SergeantTerryJeffords
I wouldn't have as easy access to it or even have thought to take a picture of his stuff instead of mine
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SergeantTerryJeffords
That is the most incredible reaction gif I have ever seen, you are a beautiful person (even if you are a little dumb)