I couldn't make eye contact with anyone the rest of the ride.

Dec 18, 2014 8:27 PM

MsRonSwanson

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I couldn't make eye contact with anyone the rest of the ride.

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Right.... *listen* to it. I listen to to porn for the acting....

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Audio's alright, but I prefer Tube.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just gonna comment so hopefully I remember this exists!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Pull a kanye

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But doesnt audio cut out when you pull the headphones out?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tested and confirmed it doesn't using reddit is fun app.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Start masturbating, maintain eye contact, establish dominance.

11 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

And that kids, is how I scared the monster under my bed..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

start masturbating the guy across from you that you do not know. maintain eye contact, establish dominance.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Why? why would you do that on a train?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not?! I had headphones on. It's like a raunchy audiobook.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, he tried it with the fox, in a box and in the rain. The train was the next logical location. ;)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Phones usually stop playing audio when the headphones are unplugged.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I know. I have no idea what went wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

my first thought too

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As another passenger on the train I can confirm OP left out that he was "dropping" his phone every 5 minutes.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

I'm a lady.....so....

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't forget about his username...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't mind me, I'm an idiot.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uhh, I would like to thank OP for informing me that there is an audio version of GW. Science will be done Soon™.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're so welcome. I can share some of my favorites if you like!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will not deny someone's gratitude. That means yes. :D

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PM me the kinda kink you like!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's an audio version?

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

hey, look, a comment!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

r/gonewildaudio, check it out. It's kind of my thing.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm not coming back to remember this or anything.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It may be my thing too..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. I knew you were into some... interesting stuff, so, I guess this fits.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you know that?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've watched the show! Which Tammy are you?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tammy two. Gird your loins.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0