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Check out the original post at: https://imgur.com/gallery/6FgSr55
RadiDaddy
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
That was a ride ...
Derekfromireland
Away Seamus ya mad thing
ProfessorAssBlast2020
I fucking love this story, I read it through every time and laugh so much. Kid is talented, should be a writer, or maybe they already are
Ponderpoo
Sascylle
Armageddon made me think ketamine was for horses.
VitaminT
MiloBloomm
This is why Bard is a Celtic word.
bladderinfection
“my fingernails owe me money”
ExTechOp
Original tweet chain https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/status/992006545473966082
gimmesomesugarbaby
Great story but… surely there was some other format involved, without breaks and reposting the persons screen name every 3 sentences?
Melonfish
This was amazing.
watchmeruboneout
Laughing so hard, tears on the toilet
beastrabban
superbly written and holy fookin LOLs :-D
InTangier
Oh man what a ride. I wish I could upvote this more than once.
historymaker121
Honest question…do people on here actually take the time to fully read posts this long?
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Yes. but not your shitty comment.
historymaker121
That was rude.
TIREDGANG
Every time I snorted K, it kicked in basically immediately - like I'm floating out of my body before I even put the rolled up dollar down
TIREDGANG
"Ain't no delay to the K!" we'd always say. Well...by "we" I mean me, and by always I mean I just came up with that
MrFancyPanzer
Seems like a poor decision to take drugs before work.
UnhelpfulAnswers
Ever dealt with a cashier before?
VinnieJonesDiary
So you didn't read the story at all? Good to know.
MrFancyPanzer
I did, i missed the part where he goes back and forth.
VinnieJonesDiary
I mean the very first tweet set it up as an accident. "Got my days wrong".
JStengah
The decision to take drugs was made before they remembered they had to work that day.
MrFancyPanzer
I missed the part were he went back and forth on the timeline.
bladderinfection
The guy walking drinks to me in a bar can be high as a kite, what do I care? The taxi driver on my way home should not be. Case by case.
Ulthirm
The people who pick, pack, and ship your Amazon packages are also prolly very high. I never cared what state they came in, the job was shit
Ulthirm
And so shit was done.
bladderinfection
At a UPS processing center in the 90’s, we would go drinking between shifts - with our supervisors. It was wild.
Seethreepeeoh
Michael D would have been cool about the whole thing. Maybe let you pet his dog to calm you down.
VinnieJonesDiary
All 3 presidents jn my lifetime would have been cool with it in different ways. We've really been lucky.
Seethreepeeoh
Could you imagine if that dose Gallagher had have won?
VinnieJonesDiary
Business Thumb? Jesus that would have sucked and he was one of the better ones!
Seethreepeeoh
BUSINESS THUMB!! Fucking Brilliant
Harryteeters
Can confirm: ketamine at work is great
Crispyock
I cant figure out how to use my hands on ketamine, so kudos to you
Harryteeters
Just a little ketamine, as a treat.
yepwatermelon
Do coke during the afterglow and sometimes you can trigger a hypomanic episode at work. Happened to me once. :]
Harryteeters
Is hypomanic when you cum in your shorts?
idrinkcheapbeer
I guess I'm confused. Use to get it liquid all the time and do the oven dry thing. The effects always wear off in like half an hour.
amishjosh
Did you dye it green first?
idrinkcheapbeer
Well, if there was something green you could add to Ketamine to make the high last longer, we would have seen green ketamine EVERYWHERE.
amishjosh
I feel it is important we keep searching for this green substance they used. If we write down what we try it'll be science.
idrinkcheapbeer
There is no one more dedicated than an illicit drug enthusiast. Trust me, the work has been done already. I doubt the green dye did anything