It Hath Begun

Our Gaben,
Who art in Valve, Hallowed be thy name.
Thy Half-Life 3 come, thy purchase will be done,
Online as it is in offline.
Give us this day our daily deals,
and forgive us our guest passes,
as we forgive those who guest pass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from Origin.
For thine is the kingdom,
the power and the glory,
forever and ever.

Gaben.