Kingrablo
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the rest of my dumps are here: https://imgur.com/user/Kingrablo/posts
YourMomSaysYouNeedToGoToBed
The world needs more Mitch Hedburg. So simple, and unique. Yet ground-breaking.
chanbara84
upvoted just for hedberg
NeckbeardsUnite
CaramelRhapsody
I don't know which is funnier: The name, "Quindarious Gooch or the undersized hat haircut!
mendura
Hup!
dejadrew
"As fuck" is just gen Z "hella". Fight me
JuggernaughtJoe
Well is his piss? I need answers.
TheChaosPath
Spackle-free Morena Baccarin
theashcat4365
3nd3rwiggin
Lettuce not give up.
Konoton
Ahh. You guys remember lechuga? Good times.
Voltair
#6 Written like someone who doesn't read very many male authors.
nowheressomethingwehopeyoullreallylike
#35 is every day of my life
Brotozoa
The random Fifth Element one killed me! Plus one
BananaInSlippers
Mitch Hedberg is a legend
folkscallmehi
“I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something” Mitch Hedberg
mangogangsta
For the lechuga one we have a saying when someone is being dramatic that translates to “oh go slice ur wrists w a leaf of lettuce *eye roll”
toobiwanyoulisten
Frida in a self painted body cast tax. +1
HessianGhost
Quindarious Gooch did nothing wrong. #FreeTheGooch
BadPunsAplenty
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread" --MH
BatmanOSX
Hipcatjack
RIP Mitch
ButchMcKenzie
RIP Mitch. Random fact. Bread is bad for ducks. Bring corn, lettuce, oats, or bird seed instead
somewhatparanoidpanda
I used to love Mitch, I still do but now he’s dead
EZMONEY98
I used to misquote Mitch all the time. I still do. But I used to also
EvilKam
The world is a sadder place for his loss.
seanyiu
#39 since I don't do bum bum stuff, I guess I have a different criterion for tight.
IndyAndyJones
Not doing butt stuff is how you keep your hole tight
onlyawfulnamesleft
Nah man, gotta exercise the muscle.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Never skip leg day and stuff?
CapedPersuaderJ
#10 I'm pretty sure he was a CB in the East/West College Bowl.
Grocken
Fudge.
AnRatDragon
Yeah, he took over from EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE after an ACL injury
RavenousBugblatterBeast
No, you're thinking of D'Squarius Green, Jr.
Jemolk
Thought that was Lecarpetron Dookmarriot?
whitefoxkei
No, I'm pretty sure it was Jackmerius Tacktheritrix.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Are you positive it wasn't Torque *construction noises* Lewith?
silencewillfallwhenthequestionisasked
I think it was T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslaishinfourth V, actually.