If he's the light, why is my electric bill so high?

Sep 20, 2025 6:43 PM

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let that heat in

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Ehats a kidnappers' favorite shoe? White Vans.

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Paleontologists assume you couldn't hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom because the "p" is silent.

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Absolutely terrible, I love it. Thanks!

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How do you repair a broken pumpkin?

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With a pumpkin patch

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Hah, love that one, thanks.

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