No Tree May Live!

This playful, evil, little furry bastard is the reason that I have had to go from a beautiful seven and a half foot tall Christmas tree to 36 inches of sad pathetic tree. There is no deterrent in the world that keeps a tree still standing around the furry asshat.

Last Year:
+ He destroyed every single glass ornament that dared to dangle on the tree.
+ He chewed up every tiny decorative pinecone and vomited them back up.
+ All of the cheap sparkly ornaments were removed from the tree and redistributed at random throughout the house... Including into the bathroom and litter boxes.
+ He was caught attempting to drag the entire tree out of place. Twice.

This Year:
+ SO bought me a 36" fiberoptic tree for 15$ and informed me that my beautiful tree was not being erected.
+ Within a few hours of being up... The Furry Bastard was already caught trying to murder it.

I will be writing down a list of his transgressions this year. He may not be getting presents. He has not been a good kitty.