juggernautdave
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Hi! Howdy! Kemcho! Alright!
Hello Imgur, I'm juggernautdave! Long time lurker, first time poster (One of you, one of you!), and all round hairy person.
Lotsa d'aawwwwwws
This is my cousin. She just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. Her name's Rosella and I love her.
She is very much still alive, no onions here guys!
The catch.
But here's the deal. Some little 'uns don't make it. That's where Tommy's comes in. Their goal is to reduce the incidence of miscarriage, premature birth and stillbirths. And I'm running a half marathon this coming Sunday (6th of October in the year of our lord Hypnotoad 2013). I'm sacrificing my locks for a wacky hairdo in order to raise money (and awareness) for the great work Tommy's do. Fancy helpin' a fellow imgurian? Here's the link! http://bit.ly/16OfnfM
A little sumthin' sumthin'
I don't have the honour or privilege of living with an animal (my girlfriend disagrees....no idea why) and I think a banana would be too easy. So here's Son Goku teaching TinTin how it's done. I'm also gonna take a moment and thank ye all, the whole lot of you for making imgur the one place I can find solace, laughter and opinion!
TL:DR? Please choose a wacky hairdo and donate any shrapnel you might have to a great cause! Babies! http://bit.ly/16OfnfM
Foxxphyre
Samurai for sure.
ilieontheinternettosoundcool
Samurai
juggernautdave
I WILL DELIVER ONCE THE VOTES ARE IN! The safe is never far from my mind!
TheIronBank
My lawdy that's one pretty lady.
iloveblueberryicecream
Samurai
hankjankem49
full on mullet, bro
HATCHart
Done and Done. Is it too much to ask for the achy breaky WITH the Ming the Merciless goatee?
juggernautdave
Thank you stranger! I shall consult with the hair police and work through the furry red-tape to make this a possibility!
ListenHereYouLittleShirt
Ming the Merciless! The more you chop off the better, right?
juggernautdave
Whatever the final outcome, I'm going to be a sad sad (but happy) man....
JohnSmith88
Only thing my brain makes of this is "Super Sayan Piss" :]
juggernautdave
o_O I......don't.....even......no, no wait....I get it! I think' we've all been there though right?
ZombieGal
Punk! I want to see a mo-hawk.
juggernautdave
At last count Samurai is in the lead, but a vote and a donation could go a long way (ahem...hint hint, nudge nudge)! ;)
juggernautdave
This is my first post! Ever! I'M IN USER SUBMITTED GUYS! I'M SO SCARED!
BCA922
you think thats bad, try posting this on /b/
juggernautdave
baby steps, baby steps....I got the hair, I just don't have the balls.....yet......
chickenandfarts
Achy Breaky Heart. Bidniss in the front, party in the back.
Penetrecia
SAMURAI! You said wacky... and that's pretty out there. or you could always do the Pippy Longstockings look..
juggernautdave
The Pippy would be preferable, but the folks I'm fundraising with want something brutal, inescapable......EEEEEVVVVIIIIILLLLLLL.....hahaha
Penetrecia
Sarah Kerrigan. or Malificent -> http://coselite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1331185978989.jpg
undeaddreamer
How about a mix of all of them???
juggernautdave
1/2 Go home @undeaddreamer you're certifiable! But then again I suppose you can turn the chonmage into a mohawk, and then allow a little
juggernautdave
2/2 a little bit of it to drop to form a mulle......WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE!???
Lowland
you would make a poor Rusell Brand lookalike
juggernautdave
and I'll make an even poorer one before the week is through.....sigh....maybe Brian Blessed?
Lowland
good luck with your run and your foundraising :)
juggernautdave
Thanks mate! Good luck with life in general!
ceesoul
DONT TOUCH IT!
lucyjin
I would agree, your hair's too pretty to lose! :(
juggernautdave
Samurai is steaming ahead I'm afraid.....the misses is none too pleased about this either!
ceesoul
But it's so beautiful!
juggernautdave
It was......DUM DUM DUM! Just finished the half marathon with the Samurai. Going to be delivering on my promise soon enough!
ceesoul
I mourn your hair.
thallgoodman
i like you and your hair can i have it?
juggernautdave
"Your number, can I have it? Can I have it? My sweet chocolate croissant!"
thallgoodman
sorry i don't give out my number in movie theaters
juggernautdave
Alright, alrightalrightalrightalrightalright, thatscoolthatscoolthatscool... ;)
thallgoodman
did you know the actor that played darrell is actually an actress? :O
juggernautdave
My minds telling me no! But my body! My body's telling me......ahem....yeah I knew that! pssshhhh.... :P