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Cat tax for when you realize that I'm Cole's Notes and this was just shameless self promotion
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MichaelAndersen88
I thought people made Christians in bathtubs.
BandAidBrigade
Like a thief in the night!
FuzzyLilBunnies
Hey Chip Reader... 1987 called, it wants its slow credit card transaction back...
Piornet
#3 the Sphinx was originally a monument to Anubis until the face was destroyed in a riot, then changed to the Pharoah's face.
TurangaLeeIa
Well yours all made me giggle so good job sir
TravNel
OMG KITTY!
AdobewanKenobe
GAY HORNEY???? Why is nobody freaking out????!!!
TheFlashFlood
Oh crap, I almost forgot sauce. I was told all good posts include sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYEtBcxmj7c
HisDudness
I think Patrick Stewart might kill you for that slight.
MasterOfTheCats
OH COLE. *laugh track*
YeahLinguisticsBitch
*And with your spirit
AnalFalafelShock
"Gay Horney"
OrcSkinSuit
Didn't algebra exist before Islam did though?
GiveMeOliveIt
** and with your spirit
blankman757
Somebody explain the batman in McDonald's one for me.
peltsari
Batwallet, batcave, batmobile
blankman757
That would be the least funny thing I've seen on this website ever.
Earlkay
Why are American's struggling with chip and pin so much, we mastered that shit years ago
IfightAboutCoorsLight
For real though, swipe or insert. We need to get it together. This is why China is taking over.
SlickerThanNick
i just want the insert thing to go faster!
nerdtoast
That's what she said
chanfabulous
You just gotta tap!
mrmcboogernuts
infinity1
Well played you humorous bastard
data2dyne
i dont get it...
infinity1
A bunch of these "funny tweets from the internets" are actually from OPs own twitter account.
SlickerThanNick
Swiping: Take out card, swipe card, put away card, put away wallet. see "approved", raise both hands and wave them in a celebratory manner.
SlickerThanNick
Insert: take out card, insert card, wait... wait... wait... approved, take out card before the machine beeps angrily. put away wallet.
SlickerThanNick
no celebration time! im afraid ill toss my wallet away when its in my hand. so much less fun than swiping.
Dedeurmetdebaard
I call bullshit on #6. No way that ginger guy in IT has a girlfriend.
SpookyPriestess
Maybe he's an engineer..
theshinobi23
Well, not anymore. He's allergic to her cats.
ryconpayne
Hey now, I'm a ginger guy in IT and I have a wife!
Smayds
Well, you don't have a girlfriend, so...
RaddRadda
A wife is not a girlfriend. Checkmate, atheists.
undeaddevon11
I don't get the batman one
peltsari
Batwallet, batcave, batmobile
undeaddevon11
Ooooh thanks man I didn't even notice the batwallet part. I just naturally read it as wallet. I'm dumb. Thanks
theshinobi23
http://imgur.com/TclC4Hg just curious about how it took you 2 minutes to type 6 characters and a space..
TheFlashFlood
I lost my arms in an automatic cheese shredder accident and have to type exclusively with my toes. Sorry I'm so slow. I'm trying.
NZSheeps
That's grate.
ashmenon
That made me cheddar tear.
Dedeurmetdebaard
Expected cheesy puns. Was not disappointed.
Wescalade
they're pretty gouda
Dedeurmetdebaard
That wescalated quickly.
Wescalade
Bakabdjandobard... That was tough
Deltrillion
I haven't inserted/swiped for years
TheFlashFlood
I would tap that
Deltrillion