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Bonus. Edit - I knew my first front page would be reposts. Happy Valentine’s everyone I hope you have someone wonderful to spend this pandemic with
bullseyecherry30
@GiddyKipper
ballsoutflyer
Sitting here, waiting. I don't care if I'm used as a human dildo. Go nuts.
Kvothefefe
AlexSkullUterna
TinyWhoop
@mistergonad for you ❤️
vanishingsoul
#9 Nothing makes me happier than more sleep inthe morning
mistermiggs
HaulinOats
SigilLovesSpace
She full on took advantage of Finn
mibmonster
sleazysmurf
Dirty boy Andy Carroll
vanishingsoul
Eew
pitaandchilli
“You won’t last 2 minutes playing this game!”
BobButtwhiskers
FeedMeSeymore
That boy ain't right.
MetalGreymon
FSMPirate
The day Bobby started his awakening. 14 bodies were left in his wake, all named "Peggy"
tephlonb12
Damn it, Bobby!
RainierCamino
Mrbrown512
dormantmayonnaise
FrankTheThunderbird
I’ll be sending a lot of these to the wife. Maybe my wife. Or someone’s wife. We’ll see.
DrunkCPA
My fiancé got one this AM before I finally got up
BlueDsc
I sent a few to my best friend's boyfriend. She'll 100% know it was me when he sends them to her.
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
Send it to my husband's wife
Denvercoder09
I also chose that guy's wife
IHaventTheFoggiest
There it is.....
MaterialsPhysicsIsGroovy
Yall confuse sex and love way too much.
DrunkCPA
I’m indifferent but they’re cutsie fun all the way
AthenaEternalFire
I get sex is fun but jeez, people make it way too important than it is
MaterialsPhysicsIsGroovy
Huzzah! A man of quality. :D yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever had someone cherish you for for the content of your mind?
ilhares
Only a few very wonderful ladies that I absolutely did not want to have sex with.
Rogermooreseyebrow
The impeachment is done, Trump is a twat. Let's get naked in bed and forget about that.
bereafireman
But that doesn’t rhyme....
Rogermooreseyebrow
??
bereafireman
Twat and That don’t rhyme.
Rogermooreseyebrow
Are you sure?
AthenaEternalFire
I guess you're reading it with an accent? rhymes fine for me
JonnyTightlips
Here (Canada) we usually say "TW-AWT" not "TW-AH-T"