ZacharyAddison
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Sep 3, 2017 4:30 AM
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mojo69
I, too, am addicted to cream pies.
AskARussian
I blame McDonald for my crippling depression
SkinnerTBD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlRoj_Qys9w
TreetopCrow
Sh0ckedExpression
I blame Tanya Harding for my crippling
jeips
You down with OCP?
graveyardshifty
The google history showed "asians" and "creme pies"
unappropriate
What about my crippling addiction to anal cream pies???
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Wow
greywarden112358
Username checks out
FriskyFoxie
I blame those movies for my sizeplay fetish.
herecomethebombs
Must be a furry!
friggits
Very clever
Durendal5150
I'm going to call the ending to Dude Where's My Car the nail in my personal coffin there.
edwardelricsnipples
that feel when you have a fetish that is physically impossible to realize
FriskyFoxie
DidNotIntendToBeHereThisLong
What in the fuck is a sizeplay fetish?
FriskyFoxie
The size difference can vary from a few feet to several times difference. 5'0" vs 6'11" or extremes of like 1' vs 6'0" and even greater.
FriskyFoxie
I like to imagine my partner to be much larger than I am, either by imagining myself to be very small, or them to be much taller.
FriskyFoxie
I would suggest googling it, but it may produce results more extreme than you're willing to digest as a first timer..
TheBigBadBosh
I blame pornhub for my addiction to cream pies
imnotokiedokie
I knew i couldnt be the only one who couldnt watch porn unless it ended with a nice cream pie.
unappropriate
I blame my dad for that one
graveyardshifty
I think the gang is going in the pastry business...
Cheomesh
I blame my daughter on my wife's addiction to creampies.
trickedintogoogling
Cyime
biotechonista
I blame Perkins® Restaurant & Bakery for my addiction to coconut cream pies.
TrendyOP
Amen
BrazilianThunderPanda
That's my fetish!
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IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
Nice! Not seen this one
thepicklebucket
What have you done to my oatmeal?
NoLeafClover1994
I blame my impregnation fetish for my addiction to creampies
triple07
Will this comment get more points than the post? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!!
swaginmywaggon
Guess not
SkinnerTBD
Flubna
SkinnerTBD
I have that one too
v but "it's not mine"
Jalopenis
Well thanks, now I'm hungry!
Jalopenis
Hungry for porn.
ZacharyAddison
I know this is too soon. But if this reaches front page I want you to be top comment.
Nezkith
DeserTimmy
SemperMalus
I'll help, cause that shit was funny.
jimwormmaster
Top comment of the day, even. Naughty, but clever. I like!
QuaqueNocte
Can't watch anything unless it ends in a nice creampie. Not the half ass types where he pulls out and just gets it everywhere.
Cheomesh
Originally that was what made it a creampie to begin with
QuaqueNocte
Original or not, I still don't like it.
BaselessRumors
"Just gets it everywhere??" I do hope you are not disparaging the facial; a superior art form indubitably.
QuaqueNocte
I mean when they just cum all over the labia as oppose to doing it inside. But I hate facials too. They make no sense.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Those shouldn't even be in the cream pie genre. More like... Whipped cream on top or something.
LawAndNorderSkyrimVictimsUnit
I vote that it also be called whipped cream. You sir need a promotion for that idea.
DeepAnalTongue
Frosting.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Your username makes me believe you're highly qualified to name porn moves.