Jun 14, 2016 3:05 AM
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rezpawner
British training: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__G4RrlGmVk With Young Hugh Laurie!
TheCyclingEngineer
Try England
Signo1974
Belgian, I feel for you. But the rape of your team was absolutely barbaric overall. No excuses for your manager.
KakiBlack
Lukaku should have been subbed out much sooner
FlyinDutchman88
Seems legit!
CheepCheepCheep
Women's Soccer > Men's Soccer
FilmMagician
OP must be a Belgium fan
jackEpicGuy
Vaffanculo
EvilMonkey2891
Severo ma giusto!
overjay
FOOT-FUCKING-BALL. When will ye learn?
giovargaj
Why italian, please?
RenatoHenrique
or brazilian?
MilaBucket
souce?
rubbergoose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LacWlX5gOJI
thanks!
ckop11
I want all soccer players everywhere to watch 3 junior b hockey games.. then ask them all how manly they feel..
MrWiggleBottom
Amen, brother.
ObiwanKantnotbe
Used to play handball, my worst injuries: unconscious and a cut in my forehead because I hit the goalpost. I was just 15 at that time
Applepotamus
chetpancakes
Has anyone that still holds the old stereotype that soccer is just a bunch of floppers actually watched a match in the last ten years?
Hamstrike
I feel LeBron James is a graduate of this training
AreYaDeadSerious
I hear LeBron and his wife are on the same period cramp cycle
benya10
Quite frankly he's not so much. A better player at this is definitely verejao from the warriors.
GreenLanternWithoutTheRing
As a rugby player, soccer training in general.
Bottogol9
4 times world champions!!!!!!
rippen10
Not today against Belgium...
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JKJM
*You're
They were a couple, suprised there werent more
ImgurCivilWar
*football
Cabronmalisimo
Or Mexican, I am a Mexican and this is why I actively avoid it...
nj23dublin
Wait a minute. So all the time players have fallen .. It was acting??
cowpiefatty
any Soccer training*
Phenome
Is there any pro player who just will not do this? who's not a giant bitch?
Except the womens teams ofc.
http://blogimages.thescore.com/counterattack/files/2012/12/Theo34.gif
JayEnfield
I want to watch a soccer match played entirely by 2 pro rugby teams.
bachterman
pratfallers inc.
quitepossiblygettingold
The flopping nonsense is why it will never be mainstream in the USA.
monstertrucksaretruckstoo
Nope.
ipound
One of the best matches ever was USA vs Belgium last WC. No bullshit, no bothering the ref etc.
deatheater12560
But look at basketball
SgtThunderfistMD
Basketball sucks too but it already has a place in mainstream us sports to go off of.
ildottore
Basketball is rigged too, GSW coulda wiped em monday, But did they? Nah they pushed it to Game 6 for the money
PhenTsoksar
Just for one tournament, replace the FIFA refs with those of rugby or australian rules football.
turmosoritilaatio
Well that'd be dumb. They are already playing pretty rough even tho its not allowed. Imagine if they allowed elbows etc..But I'd watch it!
0000000000000000000000
Salty Belgian because his team got beat by a bunch of old dudes who didn't even have their best old dude.
LavaAxe
Old? I don't think the Italian team is that old really.
kiluzz
In the starting team yesterday, We didn't have any player born in the 90's.
nekobaka
the Italian starting team yesterday was literally the oldest starting team in an Euro Cup ever. Yes, they're that old, really.
Yeah I was looking at their ages and they're generally slightly younger than me and I feel young myself :)
Yeah - well, most pro athletes probably are younger than you then ;-)
OF37
Old for a soccer player age that's what he meant
Sure enough. TIL I'm old for a soccer player. Just kidding, I knew that already.
MiloMalt
Football players don't flop because they're pussies. They flop because it gives them at advantage and if they don't flop the other team 1/2
Will flop and then they would be at an advantage. It's difficult to stop the cycle unless the referees stop giving fouls to light contact
YourMomJokes
so...they flop because it's a strategy. you know what flops? pussies and dicks.
There's also the fact that they have little protection so even light contact can create a lot of pain momentarily. Hard for the ref to see.
Also an 80kg dude stepping on your toes with cleats is going to hurt even if it looks like it's nothing.
Shoutrr
they need video help, and immediate yellow/red to any faker
Grimtongues
I believe that red cards would expeditiously end the trend of faking injuries.
Icnbaw
This is how I view most world class soccer teams. The women teams on the other hand they play with broken noses.
RoguePineapple
Well that's a wild stereotype
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
To be fair the women in soccer are also super aggressive and just terrify me
eyyHereDatBoi
Women's basketball and soccer rank higher in annual concussions than men's basketball and soccer.
rubbarz
This could either be used for being more badasses or being more clumsy.
ferryp
I'd go for clumsy.
YouWillNotLikeThis
And that is a good thing how?
LivingDecomposition
Who said it was? It was a statistic.
OrcSkinSuit
uberarticuno
statistics? Yeah they're pretty baller.
AlexImguram
Going back a while, but Paul Ince http://www.squawka.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Paul-Ince-head.jpg
rezpawner
British training: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__G4RrlGmVk With Young Hugh Laurie!
TheCyclingEngineer
Try England
Signo1974
Belgian, I feel for you. But the rape of your team was absolutely barbaric overall. No excuses for your manager.
KakiBlack
Lukaku should have been subbed out much sooner
FlyinDutchman88
Seems legit!
CheepCheepCheep
Women's Soccer > Men's Soccer
FilmMagician
OP must be a Belgium fan
jackEpicGuy
Vaffanculo
EvilMonkey2891
Severo ma giusto!
overjay
FOOT-FUCKING-BALL. When will ye learn?
giovargaj
Why italian, please?
RenatoHenrique
or brazilian?
MilaBucket
souce?
rubbergoose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LacWlX5gOJI
MilaBucket
thanks!
ckop11
I want all soccer players everywhere to watch 3 junior b hockey games.. then ask them all how manly they feel..
MrWiggleBottom
Amen, brother.
ObiwanKantnotbe
Used to play handball, my worst injuries: unconscious and a cut in my forehead because I hit the goalpost. I was just 15 at that time
Applepotamus
chetpancakes
Has anyone that still holds the old stereotype that soccer is just a bunch of floppers actually watched a match in the last ten years?
Hamstrike
I feel LeBron James is a graduate of this training
AreYaDeadSerious
I hear LeBron and his wife are on the same period cramp cycle
benya10
Quite frankly he's not so much. A better player at this is definitely verejao from the warriors.
GreenLanternWithoutTheRing
As a rugby player, soccer training in general.
Bottogol9
4 times world champions!!!!!!
rippen10
Not today against Belgium...
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JKJM
*You're
KakiBlack
They were a couple, suprised there werent more
ImgurCivilWar
*football
Cabronmalisimo
Or Mexican, I am a Mexican and this is why I actively avoid it...
nj23dublin
Wait a minute. So all the time players have fallen .. It was acting??
cowpiefatty
any Soccer training*
Phenome
Is there any pro player who just will not do this? who's not a giant bitch?
Phenome
Except the womens teams ofc.
chetpancakes
http://blogimages.thescore.com/counterattack/files/2012/12/Theo34.gif
JayEnfield
I want to watch a soccer match played entirely by 2 pro rugby teams.
bachterman
pratfallers inc.
quitepossiblygettingold
The flopping nonsense is why it will never be mainstream in the USA.
monstertrucksaretruckstoo
Nope.
ipound
One of the best matches ever was USA vs Belgium last WC. No bullshit, no bothering the ref etc.
deatheater12560
But look at basketball
SgtThunderfistMD
Basketball sucks too but it already has a place in mainstream us sports to go off of.
ildottore
Basketball is rigged too, GSW coulda wiped em monday, But did they? Nah they pushed it to Game 6 for the money
PhenTsoksar
Just for one tournament, replace the FIFA refs with those of rugby or australian rules football.
turmosoritilaatio
Well that'd be dumb. They are already playing pretty rough even tho its not allowed. Imagine if they allowed elbows etc..But I'd watch it!
0000000000000000000000
Salty Belgian because his team got beat by a bunch of old dudes who didn't even have their best old dude.
LavaAxe
Old? I don't think the Italian team is that old really.
kiluzz
In the starting team yesterday, We didn't have any player born in the 90's.
nekobaka
the Italian starting team yesterday was literally the oldest starting team in an Euro Cup ever. Yes, they're that old, really.
LavaAxe
Yeah I was looking at their ages and they're generally slightly younger than me and I feel young myself :)
nekobaka
Yeah - well, most pro athletes probably are younger than you then ;-)
OF37
Old for a soccer player age that's what he meant
LavaAxe
Sure enough. TIL I'm old for a soccer player. Just kidding, I knew that already.
MiloMalt
Football players don't flop because they're pussies. They flop because it gives them at advantage and if they don't flop the other team 1/2
MiloMalt
Will flop and then they would be at an advantage. It's difficult to stop the cycle unless the referees stop giving fouls to light contact
YourMomJokes
so...they flop because it's a strategy. you know what flops? pussies and dicks.
LavaAxe
There's also the fact that they have little protection so even light contact can create a lot of pain momentarily. Hard for the ref to see.
LavaAxe
Also an 80kg dude stepping on your toes with cleats is going to hurt even if it looks like it's nothing.
Shoutrr
they need video help, and immediate yellow/red to any faker
Grimtongues
I believe that red cards would expeditiously end the trend of faking injuries.
Icnbaw
This is how I view most world class soccer teams. The women teams on the other hand they play with broken noses.
RoguePineapple
Well that's a wild stereotype
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AmazinglyCoolNameHere
To be fair the women in soccer are also super aggressive and just terrify me
eyyHereDatBoi
Women's basketball and soccer rank higher in annual concussions than men's basketball and soccer.
rubbarz
This could either be used for being more badasses or being more clumsy.
ferryp
I'd go for clumsy.
YouWillNotLikeThis
And that is a good thing how?
LivingDecomposition
Who said it was? It was a statistic.
OrcSkinSuit
And that is a good thing how?
uberarticuno
statistics? Yeah they're pretty baller.
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AlexImguram
Going back a while, but Paul Ince http://www.squawka.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Paul-Ince-head.jpg