Jesus in a warthog

I found this at work and thought it would be funny to write an alternate version, so I asked the ChatGPT to write me a more interesting story.

Jesus A-10 Warthog Story

Prompt:
Write a story about Jesus providing air support for the isrealites in his A-10 warthog in the style of the King James bible.

Output:
And it came to pass that Jesus, the son of God, descended from the heavens in a mighty A-10 warthog, a fearsome aircraft of great power and might. The Israelites, who were engaged in battle against their enemies, were greatly afraid and called out to Jesus for aid.

And Jesus heard their cries and came to their aid, flying low over the battlefield in his A-10 warthog. The sight of Jesus flying through the skies was a great comfort to the Israelites, and they were filled with hope and strength.

With Jesus at the controls of the A-10 warthog, the Israelites were able to turn the tide of the battle. The warthog's mighty guns rained down fire upon the enemy, and their ranks were broken and scattered.

The Israelites rejoiced at their victory, and they praised Jesus for his mighty deeds. They knew that it was only through the power of Jesus that they had been able to overcome their foes.

And Jesus, seeing the joy of the Israelites, was pleased and said unto them, "Fear not, for I am with you always, even to the end of the age." And the Israelites knew that Jesus would always be their protector and defender, and they gave thanks to God for His grace and mercy.

And so, the Israelites were saved from their enemies, and they lived in peace and prosperity thanks to the intervention of Jesus and his mighty A-10 warthog. Amen.