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So I've decided to make this a bit of a thing. I've been able to do it on a fairly regular weekly basis so far. I'm told my knowledge pool and google-fu are decent-ish, and I believe knowledge is best when shared. Silly questions get interesting answers, hyper technical questions get an attempt at answers, and sincere questions get sincere answers, and my upvote. Remember when all is said and done, I'm here to learn just as you are, and share what I find.
Answers to the most FAQs so far**:
* The average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24.6 miles an hour. The African swallow is ~8.9 meters per second, or 20.1 miles per hour.
* 42.
* Sorry, I don't have my credit card available at the moment.
* "Why?" Why not?
* "Why not?" Because. Usually.
* "No really, why?" Because you learn a person's true nature through their curiosity.
* "How are you?" I'm alright. https://imgur.com/gallery/j9ALITD
* "What're you up to?" The obvious aside, job hunting. Generally something remote that allows me to help others instead of getting yelled at. (e.g. Customer Service)
* "(Quote from a movie)." Not a question, but that's a good reference.
* "(Quote from a movie that's a question)." (Response in movie to quote. Usually.)
* "Favorite question?" Anything that makes people stop and think, in a good way.
Current/growing FAQ list: https://pastebin.com/M3wD5QeZ
Question archives: https://pastebin.com/Pq3J7GKS
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
What is the correlation between the decreasing size of a human mouth to the size of their taint/perineum?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Minimal. If anything, depending on usage, the mouth tends to grow via stretching & normal growth patterns.
Honchovilla
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
See FAQ 1.1
MidoryMoon
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Four lights and a dull bulb not nearly as bright as it thinks it is.
exe122
How do you pronounce gif?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
I pronounce it how it's spelled.
fedeColorTerror
Which is the best type of psychotherapy for reactive depression? (depression that is a response to circumstances, not chemicals unbalance)
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
So I cannot actively recommend anything medical, but I do know Cognitive Behavioral Training is known for handling thoughts-in-the-moment.
Daxton
Do lobster think fish can fly??
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Not exactly in the sense that you're thinking, but yes.
chaispacelatte
If cats could talk, would they take over the world or be all talk?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
While it would certainly be a learning experience, they wouldn't nearly be as adorable as we see them now.
fenomas
Does P equal NP?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
See FAQ 2.6
BreakfastIsTheMostImportantMeal
Do i need to colour coordinate my clothes pegs?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Perhaps. How would you benefit from having that order?
Interleaver11111111
How much sperm is in a sperm whale?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
While there's no quick reference suggesting the total capacity, the average mating session provides 40 pints, or ~19 liters.
thatiscomedygoldrightthere
So it appears that, much like milk, whales come in quarts.
GhostOfDolomite
When the going gets tough, where're you goin'?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
I'm goin' to Kicksometeethin. It's French.
GhostOfDolomite
LinWeiSing
hypothetically, what if matter is what generates space? like if everything 'oozes' out space proportional to their energy
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Well, there is a reason they called it the "Big Bang". It's just on such a scale that humankind is little more than a spark in the dark.
RulesOfImgur
Why do I have sadness inside me?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Without knowing further details, I'd suspect that your effort has not met your goals.
RulesOfImgur
Well that is actually right. My effort is a lot but I wasn't always that way. I'm too worried that defines who I am.
dieselpunk
What do you think happens when we die?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
I maintain an agnostic/pragmatic viewpoint. While I do prefer the thought of Andy Weir's The Egg, I suspect we simply...stop.
sareenStar
If we have all evolved so much that we came from the water…. why have whales and dolphins not evolved to breath under water with gills?
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In short, because they started off in water, moved to land, then moved back to water.
NachoPete
Have you heard, have you heard the thunder?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Hmm. I could tell that's a reference, but I'm not drawing a conclusive search as to what it could be to.
TheDudeanator
How long should my FEP screen last on my resin printer?
Avidinha
Why is it called prune juice and not plum juice?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Because while they come from the same plant, there's a different process to both. Like the difference between apple juice & cider.
ImmortalChild
Showers or baths?
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The former, then the latter, when I can get away with it. If not, the former. I don't believe in marinating in my own juices.
ImmortalChild
I take a shower for washing purposes but a bath to relax and stew. Hope you're having a pleasant evening :)
DaisyWarrior
Am I cute?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Sounds like it to me!
jjmfdl
Why should I stay in a terrible situation when staying is the only right choice for other people?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
While I'd need to know more to make a proper recommendation, I'd wonder if the other people would care five, ten years from now.
eatmeass
If your wife turned out to be your long lost sister, would it be a deal breaker?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
I wouldn't be inclined to encourage kids. After that, plenty of therapy.
eatmeass
interesting
tomatoboy
Why don’t human males have a baculum?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Current theory: bipedalism and hands. Since we can adjust the peener, we don't need a bone to hold it up for us.
welcometothedystopia
Is that a penis bone?
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Yup!.gif
pickledpunk021
Ginger or Mary Ann?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Por que no los dos? :P
NachoPete
Gun to your head and you have to choose...
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
I wouldn't think either of them are that big of a fan of guns...
phukerstone
why in the fuck did we as a species evolve so just the hair on our heads and nads get long? why does the rest stay short?
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Preventing sunburn, keep fewer sperm cells from dying, and temperature regulation, respectively.
phukerstone
also, women's pubes aren't helping any sperm stay alive. i think?
thatguywhoonlypoststext
Pubes are meant to keep gentalia warm and slow down mites.
Sironagold
Given we all start from the same baseline there are sex related characteristics that are shared, e.g. nipples. Same reason here.
phukerstone
fair enough, i dig it. why arm my arms cooler with sunburn than my head though?
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phukerstone
nah but melanoma doesn't care where it is.
whiskeywonka
Sure but that takes years to kill you, where heat stroke can do it in an inattentive moment.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Because the sunburn is the result of the body trapping the heat, hence they feel "cooler".
TheObstinateOne
How does Bianca Gisselle's "Give It Up" sound?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Not certain yet. It's proving difficult to find.
TheObstinateOne
It was one of my favorite songs but it disappeared. I even went onto pirate websites to no avail. You've been trolled but I wish you luck!
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
I suspected, but I find it more intriguing than anything, and thank you!
thelittlestjedi
How do you re-open a checked closed to cash on the squirrel POS system?
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Is this what you mean? https://help.squirrelsystems.com/s/article/Adjust-or-Reprint-a-Closed-Check-Cloud-POS
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
source: https://help.squirrelsystems.com/s/knowledge/global-search/check
thelittlestjedi
Omg, that’s not exactly answering my question. I need to be able to, say, change the payment method. But it’s waaaaay closer than expected.
thelittlestjedi
Bravo