Rusticshine
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A tribute to the biggest pile of shit truck that never let me down! This is MOO MOO! A 1999 Chevy Silverado 1500 Z71 4x4 with just over 210k miles!
the beginning! Fresh from the field! 4-17-17! Dragged this wonderful rusty haul of a truck from its resting place of over a year! (I stopped at a car wash and gave it a rinse on the way home)
It's first load! 5-2-17! All i have done to moo moo so far was give it an oil change, check the tire pressure add some gas and checked the fluids! nothing else! hooked up the 18 foot trailer, loaded it to the brim with over 3,000 LBS of scrap metal, and off to the scrap yard!!
hmmm... maiden voyage let me know that moo moo maaaaay have some rust issues... lucky I didn't lose the trailer! time to give it a once over underneath I suppose.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio it's ok!! OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET! sweet lord above... the frame is cracked in 4 places, cross members that support the shocks are completely cracked in half!
The body is held together with expanding great foam and chimney flashing! the frame was previously in two peices and the previous owner welded some random scrap steel to the frame and put the two chunks of truck back together again
removed the old hitch and uhhh.. it came apart in 3 pieces. i didn't do that.
new hitch and my ghetto ass new bumper!
MMMMMMM notice that extra thin slice of metal under that 1/4 inch thick bar? that is the original frame... I have since retired moo moo as a parts truck since it lost it's rear brakes and honestly this scabby pile of truck is not safe for the road.. I put over 10,000 miles on this beast in the one year i had it! Motor still runs amazing!
4everwild
Must've been a gas cow
DoofusMcGillicuttyEsq
Nuthin some angle iron and a Lincoln won’t fix...
andMikesyouruncle
bet your neighbors were happy to see all that junk gone ????
Rusticshine
what neighbors? I own a power equipment repair shop. i have over 200 riding mowers haha!
TheLastUsernameNotRegistered
Moo moo better get maaco
Rusticshine
shits n giggles, i took it to a chevy dealership for a giggle. 4 mechanics came out and said " it's time to put the cow down"
TheLastUsernameNotRegistered
Yeah I can see that, Someone welded some pieces into the frame while back.. it must of been in one hell of a wallop.. Demolition derby time!
Rusticshine
PHHT no point in a demo derby. one hit from the back and the frame will buckle like an accordion.