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Feb 13, 2017 3:22 AM
Halcyonic
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GnTforUandMe
Late to this party: that's a smart woman. Got some repairs finally done!
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GoodB1tch
Omg so accurate
TheFoxQueen
My mom does this and bitches abouy being late but like we're ready to go and she's just getting out of the shower
teuro
This humour is edgy as fuck!
copaceticus
pseudo leaving.
spongebobangrypants
This was an Australian advert for Salley's, that also screened in NZ.
IfyouwantpizzapitsImyourman
Why is he calking the door?
danteismycat
I wish my boyfriend was this productive.
DeckardB26354
This is how mansions are built.
splinterh00d
I hates when they ask if they look OK. BC I say no if they look dumb. Then they thinks i's the jerk for not letting her go looking dumb.
insertyouritemhere
I wear makeup Monday to Friday for work...very rarely will I on weekends unless we are going out anywhere other than a casual...
insertyouritemhere
Get together with friends. Also it's summer in Australia and nothing feels worse that the feeling of your makeup melting off your face haha
Fezmannn
Love a good Aussie add
Gamerat82
I tell my girlfriend that we are leaving at a certain time, and if she's not ready I just leave.
MoneybagsMcGee
Gratz. What's your single gfs number? I just wanna chat
Heysuckmybatarang
Like in Everybody Loves Raymond. Where his wife wasn't ready so he left without her lol good episode
foxstriker83
I hate missing the new trailers or the first couple of minutes when going to watch a movie. my girls get fancied up for a dark room :-(
Loonloon
It's not for the room it's for you
acunninglinguist
If your man or lady doesn't want to pounce and ravish you when you're wearing sweatpants, you're with the wrong person.
Notme68
Mine puts on make-up to walk in the woods behind the house.
HowDidTheyUnderstandR2D2
I've started telling my gf that shit starts earlier than it actually does... like 2 hours, it's fucked. If you have friends cooking 1/2
JobbyJabber
2/2 meth in a lab and the hibernation time of the crystals is exactly 18 hours, you don't fucking want to be late.
HowDidTheyUnderstandR2D2
A super nice dinner for you, do you not realize how fucking rude it is to show up after the food is cold?
Christx30
If I show up more than 3 minutes after the time you tell me to, I feel like shit.
damnyuoautocorrect
Yeah I did that with my ex. Now when I have a date and he's 5 mins late with no text/ call I'm out the door. Done it twice now. I dont wait.
Djmeatslushy
5 minutes is a bit extreme to just take off though isn't it?
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Your girlfriend might lack the ability to think of things from other people's perspectives. Very shitty quality.
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wingweaver415
Neither are valid.
CptnRayHolt
2 hours late is being rude and inconsiderate. if youre anxious, you should plan better, not make a spectacle of yourself
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
I'm getting really sick of how many people use this excuse.
mallywanders
Once in high school my brother made us an hour late to a choir party. He claimed he was "fashionably late".
Woodmn
Your brother needs a serious kick in the ass. I'd say a head slap but idk if both his brain cells would survive.
mallywanders
He's much better now, that was 5 or 6 years ago.
Elonth
So i take it your brother is a homosexual who cares to much about his appearance.
mallywanders
My brother was at the time an average straight teenage boy with hygiene and self esteem issues, and is now a 6'2", 200 lb block of solid
mallywanders
Muscle who could easily beat the crap out of you whether he were gay or not.
SindarElla
As a single woman, do guys like this shit? I try hard to be ready on time, because I think it's an asshole move to make people wait for me
pennetteAlfredoIsNotAnItalianDish
IMO both men and women will accept almost anything from their partners as long as they're hot
inaplasticcup
Two of my female friends were 4 hours late to a birthday party because they couldn't get their eye makeup right.
DoseOfScience
I prefer that.
TyphinSkunk
I have a roommate who has missed multiple doctor appointments because she wants to "get cleaned up" first and "just one more thing".
addaniel
If it's more than 30 minutes then I just leave. I value my free time and don't get much of it so I don't tolerate those that waste my time.
RabatWithLove
nobody likes to to wait. I won't wait more than 30min unless i receive a msg of them being late, otherwise i just leave do stuff on my own
candar
No.
Heysuckmybatarang
Lol based off the comments, it doesn't look like anybody likes this shit.
LargeHoman
Lol, no
iamthisguy247
I grew up with my Mom like this. It was one of the greatest sources of stress between my parents. They were late for everything, he hated it
ArcadiaCoinheaven
I'm late every chance but work so people won't spring stuff out of the blue on me.
WolfOfMay
I try and get ready well before I even have to leave so I can laze about until leaving
GuyNamedSean
Punctuality is very important to me. If I'm gonna be late, I'll just have a panic attack and not go. I expect others to be on time as well.
laboon
That sounds like a you problem
Dizztro
Problem? It sounds like a solution. Can't be late if you don't have any friends.
UWantSumFuk
I'm super anal about being on time for shit. If you can get ready and be out the door in 15 minutes or less you're good
LoquaciousLizard
That's not enough time for shit. Literally - not even enough time to use the toilet in the morning.
UWantSumFuk
I'm not talking in the morning, I'm talking going out to do stuff. Also you should probably see a doctor for that
Mtmerrick
Honestly women who put hours and hours into an artificial physical appearance are a turn off to me. But maybe I'm weird.
Cabronmalisimo
Well, if you're weird you're not alone...
LoquaciousLizard
Taking ages to get ready usually indicates anxiety and/or disorganisation, not vanity. You're late when you're worried what you've forgotten
MoneybagsMcGee
M'hateyou
worldsokayestspeler
I prefer no makeup generally. That whole industry is built off preying on women's insecurities, plus its glorified lying.
yuraf
Even no makeup is some makeup.
OfficialUsernameChecker
You're not. I personally prefer a minimalistic approach to makeup when going out. In bed I prefer something else
fivecharacters
http://imgur.com/0xNjq8l
theGovernmint
Its fucking infuriating. I've missed multiple events b/c my wife wouldn't get ready on time.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
On the flip side. I've missed several events because my boyfriend kept dawdling and not getting ready.
RedCharlie
Is she single?
fivecharacters
After pulling that shit? Boy, she might be.
Twitchydoc
A sign she didn't want to go?
justletmesignupalready
Know what else is a sign you don't want to go somewhere? Literally saying, that you don't want to go. Super simple stuff.
WeezyWee
No its a sign women are ridiculously indecisive and vain. My wardrobe choice: whats first in there. Hers: every single combo 4 times
slightlytipsy
yeah cool generalize us all
thefunbatman
I hear all women are slightly tipsy.
Elonth
Sterotypes don't make themselves out of thin air...
tex81024
I'm always early for everything, it stresses me out when the people I'm with are making me "late" because I have to account for Murphys law.
thefunbatman
Unless it's an external event, I hate when people are early. People showing up at my house 15 minutes early is extremely stressful.
tex81024
I spend my time waiting, I just have dealt with so much traffic and the like that I will just wait in my car or take a walk before so I'm(1)
GoliathSkittles
I do the same, I'm super stressed about being late, but I know it's rude to be early, so I get somewhere early and then wait until it's time
tex81024
Most of my job is waiting for shit to happen, not gonna make a big deal about a few minutes when I've got all the time in the world
tex81024
Early to arrive but I don't show up until the right time if that makes sense (2)
Dizztro
If I ever felt like getting married (no thnx) then i hope to find someone like you. Meanwhile i have a dad who shows up 20 mins earlier...