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Sep 19, 2018 3:07 PM
audioCandyMonster
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FTUG
Powdered Toast Man the early years
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Professor X: Mr President, we're here to stay. The next move is yours.
NotTheCommentYouAreLookingFor
Extremely specific fetish
RavenHathorne
This reminds me of Jelly Kid, from The Bravest Warriors.
CheeseB0t
It's the 2nd coming of jebus!
GrungirStoneheart
I teleported bread
HurkWurk
I can feed the world!..... oh fuck... i... im... i have every government/major corporation in the world trying to kill me or harness me...
thungoda
Watch out for those fuckers from Wonder bread. They don't fuck around.
Midgarmerc
And just like that the next symbol of peace a justice was born
PeacyEasy
Man, this is the best superhero since...
GlumSugarplum
Jelly kid, nooooo!
theeggmanANDthewalrus
BlackavarLion
Those were people
KevlarKobra
keep your chin up buddy, it gets breader
CF22103
Loafer
Nothingtogetyourpantieswetover
Dolenmorgul
I heard when he grew up he teamed up with butter girl and captain baloney
VigorousButtstuff
"...I teleported Bread."
iisnonoob
I hear it’s the best thing since sliced bread
Canofminus
Seems like a plot to The Misfits show.
Gyriuu
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
FerengiCommerceAuthority
It seems it doesn't really matter if your super power is firing tuna melts
QuestionableMethods
Or he can spontaneously turn people into an equal mass worth of bread.
BennyTheShiv
And suddenly a new super villain was born. Do not give him the Gauntlet.
theeggmanANDthewalrus
“We’re running out of food for everyone... I should turn... half of the universe’s population... into food! YEAH!!” -Tyler the Mad Human
ImurevJourhein
"He loafed around all his life, until he found out he was upper crust. A purebread mutant, only time will tell if he pans out as a hero."
mity0k23
dontbesoimgur
Well? It’s the best thing!
awesomecat42
JELLY KID NOOO
motorwaffle
With some training and experience, he may be able to work up to the mantle of powdered toast man.
DickPicEnthusiast
"Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!"
OhNoBannedAgain
Great reference. +1
TeflonTrout
Tf is powdered toast
TeflonTrout
You mean breadcrumbs?
OhNoBannedAgain
Are you serious? I'm sad you didn't get his reference.
ExcrementCarver
It was like 20 years ago dude, let it go. There's people younger than you now.
AvgWhiteShark
What have I done?!
ifrybaconnaked
Or someone torturing a gluten intolerant.
OhNoBannedAgain
Someone torturing someone that claims a gluten intolerance but is really just stupid and full of shit.
ImgursLibertarian
So gluten intolerance has zero supporting data as a thing. Celiac disease, however, fucking sucks and is real.
InquisitorLexaeloftheOrdoHereticus
Gluten Intolerance = Fake ... Celiac Disease, a defining symptom whereof is Gluten Intolerance = Real... Hold on a minute...
ThisIsTheBestICanDo
Isn’t a symptom of Celiac intolerance to gluten?
ImgursLibertarian
Kind of. Celiac is an autoimmune disease where you attack your own cells when gluten is nearby.
InquisitorLexaeloftheOrdoHereticus
Hey, Celiac Disease is at the door. He wanted to remind you that he exists.
OhNoBannedAgain
Less than 2% of the population. Meaning most people that claim a gluten allergy, are full of shit.
InquisitorLexaeloftheOrdoHereticus
Less than 2% of the population has cancer. Does that mean most people undergoing chemo in hospitals are lying?
OhNoBannedAgain
Cancer isn't a celebrity endorsed fad latched onto by stupid people
PlatypusPlatypus
This is a screenshot from the Adventures of Food Boy a movie about a boy who's a mutant and his power is to manifest sliced bread.
nonamejanie
Wow
Pace171921
Lost interest when I found out there was no toast.
Mebae
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birdspy
OMG IT REALLY IS
bawtzki
I've seen it, best thing since sliced bread
MatthewBaranoff
This movie looks horrible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOqRMsfGGw
PlatypusPlatypus
What did you expect from a movie called "The Adventures of Food Boy"? You have to enjoy it for it's earnest awfulness.
MatthewBaranoff
I actually did enjoy the trailer, it is funny how stupid it looks.
ThatOctopusOnlyHas7Legs
.
Snowdemoman
Oh god, it's not just sliced bread...
DreadPierateRoberts
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MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
A little derivative of the New Testament
BillListo
Old Testament would really get interesting.
mity0k23
You guys are bagging my doughnuts
mity0k23
Wait, no, you’re not.
Eldibs
Okay, but can he manifest any kind of sliced bread, or is it just plain white bread?
PlatypusPlatypus
That depends on the props department's budget
Drek258
I think he has to build up to that point. There’s several stages.
OneGuyWithSixGuns
Whatever the stage, I hope he washes his hands before returning to work.
Eldibs
I'm not gonna lie, if I could manifest high-quality breads I'd abuse the hell out of that power.
taimaster
And its on Netflix!
newworldtraveller
NotaCPA
DONE. LUNCH BREAK TIME FOR 1hr and 30 min
Aranon
It's*
taimaster
Phone text didnt autocorrect since both its and it's is currently spelled
bieberle4
This guy
TheMaXX37
I couldn't watch more than 5 seconds of it at a time, kept fast fowarding, 5 secs... repeat till end.
gastonlikegaston
Not much better than iBoy
findtheotters
Up voting for awareness that this is an actual movie. Yes, teen+iPhone. Go and watch this beautiful monstrosity.
Shieldtoaddick
At least it has Arya Stark
Aimela
I thought you were kidding until I looked it up.
Raichu900
Fido013
Love me some Bravest Warriors.
TheMemeForge
I wish they hadnt killed their own fanbase
Fido013
I know right? Le sigh.