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...was closed 60+ years ago due to the high cost, so let's open it now when everything is MUCH cheaper... /s
May 5, 2025 8:03 PM
TheElliotPage
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...was closed 60+ years ago due to the high cost, so let's open it now when everything is MUCH cheaper... /s
VosperOfAntarctica
I can think of the perfect candidate for the first prisoner there
samohankinpo
RawSugarPackage
Yes. Salt water is much now. Much more efficient at raising the cost maintenance too.
snixsys
Looks like a great place for a convicted felon...
MaybeIllDisappear
He can be the first inmate.
PistachioKB
I thought Nick Cage already blew it up mostly?
Cabreza
Won’t happen. California has stupid difficult environmental impact laws and Alcatraz is home to a number of seabird roosting grounds. They’ll be stuck in court for 6 years before they even break ground
Hekatombe
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-escape-from-alcatraz-pbs-b2745233.html
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AzgarOgly
I guess, when he will be an inmate number one, he would want some decent conditions there. So he better start with redecoration.
Raventhief
Dementia kicking in. He probably thinks it's still the 80s.
custardandfishfingers24
He doesn't think at all. Ever.
ceceoh
But change the name to Ameritraz
Ariocarpus
Trumpatraz?
RevRagnarok
The tour tickets will help support it, right?
Go and ogle the sub-humans with the whole family.
chewybrian
TheElliotPage
yes, after spending billions to repair everything...
Whyyeah
wonder if theyd use prisoners as a cheap source of Labor then imprison themselves in the very prison they repaired
RevRagnarok
This guy military-industrial complexes!