Headcanon Saruman: "Giving my siege weapons orcish names has been revolutionary. Does an orc care if a siege weapon goes missing? No! Do they care if Grond the Siege Ram has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Grond has been returned to his rightful spot."
Headcanon Saruman: "Giving my siege weapons orcish names has been revolutionary. Does an orc care if a siege weapon goes missing? No! Do they care if Grond the Siege Ram has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Grond has been returned to his rightful spot."
#111 I love that Gimli just thought, “Fuck, just smash the damn thing!” and went for it.
Meanwhile Elrond and Gandalf are just sitting there face-palming. “You really think we didn’t try that? ‘Oh just hit it with an axe! That’s gotta work!’ Ugh… fucking dwarves…”
Headcanon Saruman: "Giving my siege weapons orcish names has been revolutionary. Does an orc care if a siege weapon goes missing? No! Do they care if Grond the Siege Ram has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Grond has been returned to his rightful spot."
#4 Some sources state that Mordor was actually an emerging industrial culture that screwed their agriculture with faulty irrigation program and needed to expand to feed the growing population. They had science and arts and social progress. It is winners who wrote the history depicting them as subhuman mosters. So yes, it seems that they had factories, roads, restaurants, public schools, libraries and universities before being genocided by elves and their minions.
#51 I always cry a little when I see this. And also, I cry a little every time, reading the book, Eomer shout this line. I think it's just the way it's phrased. Anyways I cry a little with somehow every catching line of this book. Nevermind, I'm a sensible dude...
Headcanon Saruman: "Giving my siege weapons orcish names has been revolutionary. Does an orc care if a siege weapon goes missing? No! Do they care if Grond the Siege Ram has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Grond has been returned to his rightful spot."
Yes. What the fuck is he supposed to be wearing to show the height of Numenor's power, a Gundam suit? Shit, even the plate armor in the first pic is non-canonical. Tolkien never describes anything more advanced than chainmail.
Also, that's not what the Numenorians wore into actual battle. We saw that, those suits look awesome. This is practically fatigues, you can't compare it to what Boromir's wearing in that screenshot.
I disagree on their actual battle armor, making plate armor look like scale was an odd choice, why not just do scale? Why is it white? With the budget they had they could have done better than just scale printed sleeves for the arms too.
butterda
#40 this person doesn't know how loincloths work
redsmerf
Fan of both here: the OG trilogies of each were great, but I have issues with the subsequent releases
MickeyCallahan
Headcanon Saruman: "Giving my siege weapons orcish names has been revolutionary. Does an orc care if a siege weapon goes missing? No! Do they care if Grond the Siege Ram has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Grond has been returned to his rightful spot."
Apologies to MissBThe3rd.
FarceMajeure
Regarding Eowyn being drawn in sexy armor, look at the orcs he drew. Maybe the Rohirrim did dress like that
nikinnorway1337
#3 This is why I hate when they don't let characters wear helmets.
VaclavUrbanek
#1 Peter Jackson would most definitely not say anything like that.
yougotredonyu
8 hours later… well worth it.
SithElephant
#3 Buffering.
kojenk
GROND
micuu
GROND
MickeyCallahan
Headcanon Saruman: "Giving my siege weapons orcish names has been revolutionary. Does an orc care if a siege weapon goes missing? No! Do they care if Grond the Siege Ram has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Grond has been returned to his rightful spot."
Apologies to MissBThe3rd.
MikeRInternetTraveler
#111 I love that Gimli just thought, “Fuck, just smash the damn thing!” and went for it.
Meanwhile Elrond and Gandalf are just sitting there face-palming. “You really think we didn’t try that? ‘Oh just hit it with an axe! That’s gotta work!’ Ugh… fucking dwarves…”
KawaiiInari
173 more images? Yes please!
MossyAbyss
GROND!
MickeyCallahan
Headcanon Saruman: "Giving my siege weapons orcish names has been revolutionary. Does an orc care if a siege weapon goes missing? No! Do they care if Grond the Siege Ram has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Grond has been returned to his rightful spot."
Apologies to MissBThe3rd.
vakler
what a lovely addition to my morning +1
RolandleFartere
VolcanoHerder
Escapist83
Ease up on the fiber, this dump is too big.
BurnieCinders
178 more images, well LOTR fans do like long books and movies.
stormNoodleMagnet
This dump is so large I need a poop knife.
JudyJones28
Me, opening this dump after I should have already been in bed: Things are now in motion that cannot be undone
MoopsyLD
God this Dump hurt, this LOTR one didn't help either.
TheSpanishIndian
Had a buddy weld up a burly t-post driver for me. Named it Grond. Thing is a fuckin beast
richtification
Can't remember the number but "Yeah Baby!"
AzgarOgly
#4 Some sources state that Mordor was actually an emerging industrial culture that screwed their agriculture with faulty irrigation program and needed to expand to feed the growing population. They had science and arts and social progress.
It is winners who wrote the history depicting them as subhuman mosters.
So yes, it seems that they had factories, roads, restaurants, public schools, libraries and universities before being genocided by elves and their minions.
OhIfIMust
Hoo boy, wait'll you hear about Isengard...
HappyOutsideDeadInside
#51 I always cry a little when I see this. And also, I cry a little every time, reading the book, Eomer shout this line. I think it's just the way it's phrased. Anyways I cry a little with somehow every catching line of this book. Nevermind, I'm a sensible dude...
meganical
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
#2 reminds me of the anime Erased - big emotional moment
Kegmoisking
#7
butterda
#10 hey R34 artists, I have a request...
meganical
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BenderRodriguz1010
HappyOutsideDeadInside
THIS... This is a masterpiece!!!
BenderRodriguz1010
Care of @TheBlueMorpho
TheBlueMorpho
FakeOrcPoints
Guess I'll start us off.
HappyOutsideDeadInside
meganical
RolandleFartere
Bob86473
kaitco1984
v
BenderRodriguz1010
Arcanum3000
#188 Your mother is so large orcs follow her around shouting "Grond! Grond! Grond!"
MickeyCallahan
Headcanon Saruman: "Giving my siege weapons orcish names has been revolutionary. Does an orc care if a siege weapon goes missing? No! Do they care if Grond the Siege Ram has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Grond has been returned to his rightful spot."
Apologies to MissBThe3rd.
JayDeeDubs
#69 Rings of power is not good, but this complaint is dumb.
meganical
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JayDeeDubs
Yes. What the fuck is he supposed to be wearing to show the height of Numenor's power, a Gundam suit? Shit, even the plate armor in the first pic is non-canonical. Tolkien never describes anything more advanced than chainmail.
Mithelen
A chest plate that actually fits him, for one...
Debug200
Also, that's not what the Numenorians wore into actual battle. We saw that, those suits look awesome. This is practically fatigues, you can't compare it to what Boromir's wearing in that screenshot.
Mithelen
I disagree on their actual battle armor, making plate armor look like scale was an odd choice, why not just do scale? Why is it white? With the budget they had they could have done better than just scale printed sleeves for the arms too.