Jul 22, 2021 10:34 PM
CureForHomoSapiens
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VibratingNipples
She on auto pilot
handbanana13
I miss being a lil kid. Being an adult is so painful.
whatintarnation9
I remember those days. I didn’t dream for the longest time because I was never asleep long enough.
nabtab
I used to rock my baby with my foot while doing laundry and stuff. I still try to, w/o meaning to, rock things with my foot if it's touching
Cr4zyC4tLady
Been there! I’ve found myself bouncing my knees shushing nothing from habit while my kid was napping in the other room lmao
Tanhis
Well nothing like beign in a supermarket and rocking the shopping cart back and forward
LuminousViolet
I still do the pram rocking thing with supermarket trolleys…
soulseekbob2320
The female twin is dressed in pink camo
Skawomplious
I was waiting for her to freak out because the baby wasn't in the rocker.
EnlightenmentSatori
Audio version?
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tooomanystevesgotbanned
Yes, exactly. Pretty sure this is meant to be relatable content. Not making fun of the person, but laughing at a common situation.
Ferlin7
Especially since she laughed at it too.
KalosTDestroyer
After every baby I had had fallen asleep, I would subconsciously still be rocking them for hours. That was f***ing weird.
grouchypanda
I feel this in my tired and overwhelmed mom brain
Scotti3mcb00gerballs
The first year is rough, 2-4 is like of rough, so far elementary school had been a nightmare
nero4ty2
Just curious, why? Once they get to school it’s great IMO
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I waa so tired when my son was born I almost drove a work golf cart thru a dock door.
ZT369
AnxiaTeaDD
One time I remember I was so tired after my son was born that I tried to plug his bottle into my charger thinking it was my phone. And my 1/
phone was in the fridge.
drziod
I think every parent has been there, I sure have.
franklydizzy
Or you panic when the swing is empty, but you're holding the baby in your arms.
EmoBarista8
When you realise you’re swaying/jiggling as you stand but someone else is holding the baby
Sleep deprivation is real
SaltyEsq
My youngest is 10 months. I still rock when holding her and sometimes even when I'm not...It's basically ingrained at this point.
probationaryperiod
I still catch myself bouncing in line at the checkout sometimes. My son is 14.
fiveplusfiveis50
Holy cow I didn't notice either. Mom brain.
ImguritisIsNotCureable
I just double checked that my baby is in the bassinet I've been rocking for the past 10 minutes (he is thank goodness)
You're a good mom. Mine is 12 and I still didn't catch what was happening.
SerenePrincess013
Mine is 18, & I still catch myself trying to baby him a little. Thankfully, he indulges me, bc he knows I'm not doing it maliciously.
ToonamiT0M
bomacca
I started swaying and patting my sisters cat one time
Did that w/ my diabetic cat, at the vet, bc she was upset. Vet gave me a weird look, but it calmed her down.
BeerandCats
As a father of two - I've been there...
HolyHellJezebel
Poor sleep deprived woman. Running on muscle memory.
TheReptilianAgenda
I stopped halfway down the hallway at work because I thought I forgot to put my shirt back on after pumping
fake40nedeso
Done that as father on public transport many times. Holding my daughter (M‘lady won‘t have herself confined) & still rocking the stroller…
WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
Or the baby starts crying if it cant hear the thing rocking. My nephew was like that
orchidaedra
She's even rocking the hard way- those sleepers are designed so you can use your foot while sitting comfy- hands free so you can read etc
TsubakiTragic
and we euphemistically call them the 'weaker sex'.
LinkGoesHIYAAA
“we”? Who is this “we”?
xSoaringWyvern
I think they meant society, collectively.
So what was it Imgur... the use of the word 'euphemistic' or disagreement with my thinking that women are damn tough. Sometimes, I .....
RevolutionOnHerLips
probably because euphemistic as you used it implies that we should be using harsher, more offensive language to say the same thing
Thank you. I was not inferring that at all as my experience is that skills of women are usually understated because of male bias.
idklolwut12
And then she laughs bc at that point you laugh and get your nine thousandth cup of coffee which you’ll also forget about soon enough
agonarch
"How is that already cold?"
Every time.
nthensome
Did she not feel there was no weight on the bouncy thing? She was missing 10 lbs & didn't notice?
Yep, you just get used to doing the motion, I’ve done this plenty of times, or I’ll just stand there and rock back and forth instinctively
thatmugthatsyourfavourite
In the first 2 weeks after my baby was born I was delirious from the sleep deprivation, so no I wouldn't have noticed that
birdy24
HumbabaEpic2
Soap opera level acting
biggeera
tell that ur mom
I told her. She agreed.
OverzealousDude
You know how you sway from side to side to soothe the baby? I did that even when I didn't have the baby. i.e. standing in line at checkout.
LaserDolphin
If I hear a baby crying I’ll do it unconsciously
OctopusSummoner
I do that with the cats. Hell, I probably do it with the laundry. So many nights just holding one baby so the other could get some sleep.
ingoz
Used to do it with the shopping trolley lol
M1ssPlace
Yup, and bouncing gently.
I still do that, & haven't held a child in AGES.
Velvetdragon
my youngest is 13 and i still do it :(
MyKinkIsKinkshaming
"Mum put me down, I'm in High School"
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
That is creepy as FUCK
Face swapped with whom?
Baby face on Snapchat
Oh, it’s a SnapChat filter?
Yeah. If it's still there, scroll all the way to the right.
?
DeadeicPrints
v
Better cropping?
How about sound?
I wish. All I did was crop this posts video. Should look for the original
VibratingNipples
She on auto pilot
handbanana13
I miss being a lil kid. Being an adult is so painful.
whatintarnation9
I remember those days. I didn’t dream for the longest time because I was never asleep long enough.
nabtab
I used to rock my baby with my foot while doing laundry and stuff. I still try to, w/o meaning to, rock things with my foot if it's touching
Cr4zyC4tLady
Been there! I’ve found myself bouncing my knees shushing nothing from habit while my kid was napping in the other room lmao
Tanhis
Well nothing like beign in a supermarket and rocking the shopping cart back and forward
LuminousViolet
I still do the pram rocking thing with supermarket trolleys…
soulseekbob2320
The female twin is dressed in pink camo
Skawomplious
I was waiting for her to freak out because the baby wasn't in the rocker.
EnlightenmentSatori
Audio version?
[deleted]
[deleted]
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Yes, exactly. Pretty sure this is meant to be relatable content. Not making fun of the person, but laughing at a common situation.
Ferlin7
Especially since she laughed at it too.
KalosTDestroyer
After every baby I had had fallen asleep, I would subconsciously still be rocking them for hours. That was f***ing weird.
grouchypanda
I feel this in my tired and overwhelmed mom brain
Scotti3mcb00gerballs
The first year is rough, 2-4 is like of rough, so far elementary school had been a nightmare
nero4ty2
Just curious, why? Once they get to school it’s great IMO
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I waa so tired when my son was born I almost drove a work golf cart thru a dock door.
ZT369
AnxiaTeaDD
One time I remember I was so tired after my son was born that I tried to plug his bottle into my charger thinking it was my phone. And my 1/
AnxiaTeaDD
phone was in the fridge.
drziod
I think every parent has been there, I sure have.
franklydizzy
Or you panic when the swing is empty, but you're holding the baby in your arms.
EmoBarista8
When you realise you’re swaying/jiggling as you stand but someone else is holding the baby
CureForHomoSapiens
Sleep deprivation is real
SaltyEsq
My youngest is 10 months. I still rock when holding her and sometimes even when I'm not...It's basically ingrained at this point.
probationaryperiod
I still catch myself bouncing in line at the checkout sometimes. My son is 14.
fiveplusfiveis50
Holy cow I didn't notice either. Mom brain.
ImguritisIsNotCureable
I just double checked that my baby is in the bassinet I've been rocking for the past 10 minutes (he is thank goodness)
fiveplusfiveis50
You're a good mom. Mine is 12 and I still didn't catch what was happening.
SerenePrincess013
Mine is 18, & I still catch myself trying to baby him a little. Thankfully, he indulges me, bc he knows I'm not doing it maliciously.
ToonamiT0M
bomacca
I started swaying and patting my sisters cat one time
SerenePrincess013
Did that w/ my diabetic cat, at the vet, bc she was upset. Vet gave me a weird look, but it calmed her down.
BeerandCats
As a father of two - I've been there...
HolyHellJezebel
Poor sleep deprived woman. Running on muscle memory.
TheReptilianAgenda
I stopped halfway down the hallway at work because I thought I forgot to put my shirt back on after pumping
fake40nedeso
Done that as father on public transport many times. Holding my daughter (M‘lady won‘t have herself confined) & still rocking the stroller…
WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
Or the baby starts crying if it cant hear the thing rocking. My nephew was like that
orchidaedra
She's even rocking the hard way- those sleepers are designed so you can use your foot while sitting comfy- hands free so you can read etc
TsubakiTragic
and we euphemistically call them the 'weaker sex'.
LinkGoesHIYAAA
“we”? Who is this “we”?
xSoaringWyvern
I think they meant society, collectively.
TsubakiTragic
So what was it Imgur... the use of the word 'euphemistic' or disagreement with my thinking that women are damn tough. Sometimes, I .....
RevolutionOnHerLips
probably because euphemistic as you used it implies that we should be using harsher, more offensive language to say the same thing
TsubakiTragic
Thank you. I was not inferring that at all as my experience is that skills of women are usually understated because of male bias.
idklolwut12
And then she laughs bc at that point you laugh and get your nine thousandth cup of coffee which you’ll also forget about soon enough
agonarch
"How is that already cold?"
idklolwut12
Every time.
nthensome
Did she not feel there was no weight on the bouncy thing? She was missing 10 lbs & didn't notice?
nero4ty2
Yep, you just get used to doing the motion, I’ve done this plenty of times, or I’ll just stand there and rock back and forth instinctively
thatmugthatsyourfavourite
In the first 2 weeks after my baby was born I was delirious from the sleep deprivation, so no I wouldn't have noticed that
birdy24
HumbabaEpic2
Soap opera level acting
biggeera
tell that ur mom
HumbabaEpic2
I told her. She agreed.
OverzealousDude
You know how you sway from side to side to soothe the baby? I did that even when I didn't have the baby. i.e. standing in line at checkout.
LaserDolphin
If I hear a baby crying I’ll do it unconsciously
OctopusSummoner
I do that with the cats. Hell, I probably do it with the laundry. So many nights just holding one baby so the other could get some sleep.
ingoz
Used to do it with the shopping trolley lol
M1ssPlace
Yup, and bouncing gently.
SerenePrincess013
I still do that, & haven't held a child in AGES.
Velvetdragon
my youngest is 13 and i still do it :(
MyKinkIsKinkshaming
"Mum put me down, I'm in High School"
biggeera
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
That is creepy as FUCK
EnlightenmentSatori
Face swapped with whom?
SerenePrincess013
Baby face on Snapchat
EnlightenmentSatori
Oh, it’s a SnapChat filter?
SerenePrincess013
Yeah. If it's still there, scroll all the way to the right.
EnlightenmentSatori
?
DeadeicPrints
EnlightenmentSatori
Better cropping?
EnlightenmentSatori
How about sound?
DeadeicPrints
I wish. All I did was crop this posts video. Should look for the original