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Dicks out for Covid
May 23, 2020 11:56 PM
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MickeyTheHound
LoadedBakedPotatoes
Than wear a dress.
CommanderDatasSparePenor
keki60
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
LordHosk
Everything I don't like is unconstitutional, communist, fascist, and fake news.
odinsleep
pants are how the man keeps us down !! be free !!! *runs around nekkid till the men with the white coat shows up*
NachomanDandyCabbage
I've been saying this for a while. People say "you're infringing on my rights" while THEY basically take away the safety of others.
Shane2017
HellaFishsticks
If you're wearing your mask below your nose you might as well have your dick out, too. Tell me you have asthma and pray to Harambe
kiddub
My understanding no shirt, no shoes was already created to to regulate health codes, not just debauchery or exposure?
Prospro
#DICKSOUTFORCOVID
Carlinium
Thanks captain obvious
Malikhi
Both are to protect you from me
PhoKingYu
#dicksoutforcovid
Crockpotseal
Don't you hate pants?!?!
CountBackwardsFrom10
Yes please .. I'm totally behind this...
PhailRaptor
The fact that it's Capt Obvious making the statement is just perfect
TryingtobeBlimon
Don't give these people any ideas
coreunit
technically this is correct. any forced action , speech , attire & so on
BallsackHippo
So military drafting is unconstitutional?
DasAu
#freethetaint
IntestinalBees
Way ahead of you ive been running around with my magnum dong out for years
bundleofwoodensticks
Modern problems
TacticalDonutPatrol
The argument can be made actually.
FourLegsGood
Plenty can. People are driven by tradition and emotion, not reason.
slipstream222
Thank you captain obvious
Omnijones777
That's pretty funny, thanks. We all need more laughs right now and less bullshit and hatred.
Mythanris90
BrazilianThunderPanda
CptJTuttle
There are literally "free the nipple" campaign's
PopTrogdor
Thanks captain obvious
LarfleezePlz
justapersontryingtospreadunity
TX Supreme Ct disagrees: https://www.texaspolicy.com/texas-supreme-court-reminds-cities-there-is-no-pandemic-exception-to-the-constitution/
alcaray
The current Supreme Court may disagree as well.
LarfleezePlz
Ahh the conservative think tank famous for rejecting science lol
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
doesn't matter, they are under the jurisdiction of the federal supreme court.
pierresito
Hm, which one beats out which again? Federal or state law?
bourbonandbaddecisions
SCOTUS. Always SCOTUS.
pierresito
MrPeterCapaldi
Hey, not just dicks. Girls can join in too if they want.
swattyKnotts
#MeToo
Dionysus187
there are lot of cox and box I do not want to see or smell more easily
PhoKingYu
Agreed, feel free to jam out with your clam out!
VesselOfHate
Yes, but then we get off message because people start thinking this is a good thing.
flashmaven
Labia out for COVID!
Smagalicious
Peaks and ravines!!! Everyone is equal in this time of crisis.
YouFuckersTookAllTheGoodUsernames
This is surprisingly inspirational
lewisisnot
hezroncarverofgravenimages
Careful what you ask for. Some things are best left hidden.
lewisisnot
You gotta see the bad to appriciate the good. Plus it would be hella funny seeing guys trying their damndedt not to be excited
TacticalDonutPatrol
Anti women topless laws in areas of America have been successfully struck down recently. It’s only 1 more step to this.
JustinSane6
In Canada, women can go topless anywhere a man can. Driving, walking down the street... just not in stores or restaurants.
KinkoTheGoblin
Unless said restaurant doesn't have a policy against it.
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
Portland has no prohibition on topless females. It just means homeless lady’s bath in the city fountains along side their male counterparts
yabbadabbaderpityderpdurpderp
That must be a beautiful sight. The wild humans coming out to bathe
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
Except for the Naked Bike Ride, of course.
yabbadabbaderpityderpdurpderp
As long as they cover up their dirty female nipples, they are the devils work
TacticalDonutPatrol
10th Circuit Court just struck down a ban on topless women in Colorado.
GloveFullaVaseline
Wait, what? I live in Colorado... I need to know more. Much more. All there is to know, I need.
SentientDumpsterfire
Can't we keep the ban, but apply it to males as well? Wear clothes you nasty animals.
AikenDrumTheNonbornKing
Crimes without victims shouldn't be crimes. We should just stick to convincing people clothes our better with our words.