Noodle goes to the cat salon

Oct 17, 2024 9:20 PM

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Just a tiny bit of spicy!

9 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looking good noodles!

12 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

FAMCY

10 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Had an old cat who got bathed and trimmed. She liked it but I wouldn't have tried it. She was a slice and dice but the groomer had a magic touch. Was worthwhile, she was grey and white with belong hair. RIP Miss Jezza

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8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love this cat so much.

10 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Very handsome. Very demeower.

11 hours ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

What a handsome kitty with that cut

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BRB just putting my wet cat into the cat oven.

9 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I recommend shaving or skinning it first. Perhaps some chianti and fresh fall Fava beans.

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Micrrrrrowave

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"That'll be $600 please"

11 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wet noodles scares me

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a good Kitty

11 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Can there be a version of this with the music: "Right Behind You" from Team Fortress 2?

10 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“This is lovely….. don’t touch me!”

11 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Wierd. That isn't what happened when I put my cat in a microwave.


/s

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Such a dapper fellow.

10 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Naughty kitties get put in the low power airfryier

12 hours ago | Likes 637 Dislikes 0

Lmao

8 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

They're eating the pets! /s

9 hours ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

That's the last time I get talked into eating pussy! /jk

8 hours ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

That first question! whyyY?

9 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i think noodle is one of those cats that has fur that just keeps growing instead of shedding necessitating the occasional trim, they'll cut them short to give the owner more time between trims, the upside is the cats produce less allergens

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Am have become Atlas

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a good boy!!

12 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Is she wearing chain mail sleeves?

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well yeah, cats are spicy animals

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Long hair cats always look ridiculous after the groomer. Especially when the head/tail remain normal length. Wonder if any groomers specialize in like layering the fur to look more natural?

10 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

so you kinda can't. There are clip on combs that you can use to get longer lengths (up to 1in), but the texture of cat hair (DENSE!) doesn't feed into the comb very well and the cut looks terrible. Most groomers will only shave cats down super short for safety reasons and because that's the only way to get a smooth cut. Thinning shears can be used to leave a more natural look but it's not practical to take significant length off the entire body with shears, takes too long and cats don't stand up

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well if they did not cut so far into the undercoat it would look more natural.

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cat needs this lol

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Such a lovely Noodle!

12 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Excellent music choice

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9 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm going crazy trying to figure out where this is from. Your Zelda gif only made it worse.

8 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The 'Astral observatory' theme from 'Majora's Mask' I think.

8 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So well behaved, all things considered! :3

12 hours ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 1

It’s the Valium

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got a bit spicy there tho..

12 hours ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Most cats are terrified of dryers, he can't be blamed for going a bit paprika there. 😟

11 hours ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Honestly, as a cat owner, that was about as gently as I've ever seen a cat disagree with what's happening to them.

6 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Noodle turned into needle

9 hours ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

perfect comment

8 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So an angry Noodle is called Needle?

10 hours ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yep! There are separate inst@gr@m accounts for them - friendly.noodles and unfriendly.needles

8 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think that's the first time I see a cat getting a haircut.

12 hours ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 1

girl with the dogs on youtube has had some spicy cats for grooming.

12 hours ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Also some very dramatic huskies.

10 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And the occasional broken silent husky , who still sheds half themselves during the blowout.

9 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But also some propper sweethearts

11 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Kazoo the trash goblin is my favorite cat she has ever groomed. I love her channel.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was it necessary? The only thing I did with my long hair was get a hygienic shave on his bum because he couldn’t clean himself 😂

10 hours ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 6

I believe Noodle and the noodlings have some occasional matting issues (Florida is rather warm and humid), so get a spa day now and then.

7 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My long-haired kitty has asthma attacks when his long fur collects too much dust and dirt from laying on the floor. He gets this same hairdo a few times a year. It's necessary for us.

6 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They could've had some mats that weren't obvious or maybe the area was getting warm. Just a few guesses but I wouldn't be quick to judge

10 hours ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

This is Noodles we are talking about. Show some respect. He is the most beautiful cat on the internet as far as I'm concerned. It's takes dedication to be such a majestic fuck.

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine get a poodle/ lion cut every year. One quite literally can not groom herself when her fur is at its peak length and the other is 10 times happier with a shorter hairdo.

5 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

General idea is to get them used to bathing for when they so being able to take care of themselves, either because of breed specific issues or age

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sometimes the cats with smooshed faces have trouble cleaning themselves

9 hours ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

My Maine coon used to love it. It was like she came alive and was a kitten again every time.

9 hours ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I don't know that it was necessary, but I think the other question is, is there any negative impact on the cat, and it looks like they did a great job of managing the coat and undercoat, and the cat looks generally in good spirits, so I'm not super concerned about whether it was necessary or not.

6 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wet noodle is a completely different creature to dry noodle

12 hours ago | Likes 404 Dislikes 1

I feel very sorry for this soggy Jawa

10 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Wet the dries, dry the wets,...

10 hours ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I was shopping with my wife and wanted to ask her if she needed a drink, but forgot the word drink and all I could think of was that meme so I asked her if she wanted some wets. It is now part of our regular dialogue.

24 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please sir.... My wets?

10 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Exactly! Noodle definitely wanted his wets to be dried, even if he didn't care for the method

8 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*confusedly picks up pasta* .... My wets?

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Much like regular noodles

11 hours ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

I dunno. Macaroni doesn't really change that much.

11 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Have you tried using hot water?

11 hours ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I tried, but it was too hot to handle.

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