So this prick is coming to visit..

I live under the R in Ireland. Schools have been cancelled tomorrow and the news is rife with stories of the worst storm in 50 years.

Peaceful as fuck out there at the moment though.

I hope the big R blocks some wind otherwise we're going to get boned, and not in a good way.

I've nailed down the cats and tied the donkey to a tree, anything else I can do before it gets bad?