Its like shes still in high school

Jul 2, 2018 3:46 PM

thmowingguy

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She is 30 and uses the word "bestie" when talking about me and my wife, And she talks to us like we are dumb

Looks like you missed step one of "How to Marriage" - Step One: Talk to wife.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

talk her into convincing your wife you three should menage a trois. best case, wife gets rid of annoying friend. next best case, threesome.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just stare at her breasts all the time... Or leave whenever she's around & go hang with a buddy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

you know you'd still hate fuck her.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sleep with her

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would suggest something alone the lines of a "ménage à trois" it will either happen, or ur wife will stop having her around so often.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get her to stop coming over by constantly staring at her any time she is there, when she makes eye contact I'd star at her chest Say nothing

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck her in the butt.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unless you've tried that already....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woman I’m super into, but I won’t ask her out because her best friend is so completely annoying. EVERY day is a bad day for her.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have to remind my gf some of the women she is around are ALWAYS in crisis. shes like a magnet for borderline personality disorder.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She can't talk with a dick in her mouth

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The real question is are you actually dumb?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No not at all

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Chances are, she probably annoys your wife as well, but women usually don't dump long term friends simply for being annoying

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thats dumb. Why punish yourselves

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Because their good traits outweigh the mild annoyance, that's how friendships and relationships work, nobody is perfect

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My mother (who has her master's degree) recently started reverting to a more high school like vocabulary 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's annoying as hell

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's a recapturing her youthfulness kind of thing. 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So instead of have a healthy conversation with your wife about this issue. You go on the internet to complain about her friend? 1/?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

If you have the fear of your wife not understanding your issues or you're unable talk truthfully in your relationship. 2/?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Maybe you have bigger problems than her best friend. 3/3. Just sayin.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

No i can tell my wife i dont like her but its not going to change the fact theyre friends

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

steal a pair of her underwear and lets your wife find them, problem solved

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

On your head

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How does that solve anything

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

tell her she came onto you and gave them to you and you turned her down but didn't know how to tell her, step 2 profit

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

also film it live but give me 3 min advance warning to make popcorn

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0