May 6, 2025 7:04 PM
TI99Kitty
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Corgichubs
If you use any other tarps, you void warranty on your cybertruck
huffnpuff72
Does it come with some pillows to put under it to further disguise the shape?
stayingalive4life
Only $35.99? Knowing Musk, I imagine he’d be price gouging like Apple.
purpledd
Cybertruck was after most knew he was a POS...? So anyone that bought one is not likely to be ashamed?
JabesMcJabesface
They are not ashamed, just that they are upset people are judging them for their views and actions.
TheVampireDante
Only known tarp to rust once out of its packing.
GuyFromDeathValley
Warranty is also voided ince the tarp gets wet or gets sunlight.
graehall
IT'S A TARP!(sorry, I held back as long as I could...)
<3
trinxter
Cybertart. Cybertrap.
redditambassador
Leading to the inevitable cyber tramp?
ReaperNo1
How do you get as far as Cybert and not see that it says Cybertarp?
I was riffing.
DangerBaer
ANUSTARP
tallyhoho
Hide your shame
tsiyeria
35.99? Pft. Try 359.99, get that Tesla price.
rbudrick
Also tarps are really expensive.
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
I used to fix and sell mobility scooters and their accessories and that's bang on for price.
Felberin
It's single use tho, also the cheap model is becomes glue in rain.
motus
It's not supposed to get wet! Read the manual. You need to set it to "rain mode" via the mobile app first and then put another tarp on top of it.
Valase
It says "Starting at"... the $35.99 is just the packaging and shipping, the tarp itself isn't included in that. Or it's the price per square feet or something (although, who the hell has square feet?).
Isorikk
The funny thing is it's not even exaggerating. They charge $225 for floor liners in the smallest model.
redsmerf
I mean... That's stealership pricing. Honda suggests $189 for floor mats for a 2024 accord, which are smaller than the cybertwuck ones
meganical
They’re selling the tarp, not the car
The joke is that Tesla is stupidly overpriced.
RAJrios
The joke is that the car is only worth about tree-fiddie
nevercompromisenoteven
xj4low
Not a paid advertisement but have to pay to read about the cyberflunk? Hard pass.
anotherrandomname
No, you have to pay $35.99 to buy a CyberTarp to hide your dumpster.
Is it fire proof? If it's made by tesla, I can guarantee you it has some knock off space x material and be priced over $1000.
thedarkcanuck
You know this isn't real right?
I thought my comment made it implied by asking if it's fire proof.
It's from Tesla. Of course it isn't fireproof.In fact, there's probably a good chance it'll combust from being bumped. 😉
Corgichubs
If you use any other tarps, you void warranty on your cybertruck
huffnpuff72
Does it come with some pillows to put under it to further disguise the shape?
stayingalive4life
Only $35.99? Knowing Musk, I imagine he’d be price gouging like Apple.
purpledd
Cybertruck was after most knew he was a POS...? So anyone that bought one is not likely to be ashamed?
JabesMcJabesface
They are not ashamed, just that they are upset people are judging them for their views and actions.
TheVampireDante
Only known tarp to rust once out of its packing.
GuyFromDeathValley
Warranty is also voided ince the tarp gets wet or gets sunlight.
graehall
TI99Kitty
IT'S A TARP!
(sorry, I held back as long as I could...)
graehall
<3
trinxter
Cybertart. Cybertrap.
redditambassador
Leading to the inevitable cyber tramp?
ReaperNo1
How do you get as far as Cybert and not see that it says Cybertarp?
trinxter
I was riffing.
DangerBaer
ANUSTARP
tallyhoho
Hide your shame
tsiyeria
35.99? Pft. Try 359.99, get that Tesla price.
rbudrick
Also tarps are really expensive.
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
I used to fix and sell mobility scooters and their accessories and that's bang on for price.
Felberin
It's single use tho, also the cheap model is becomes glue in rain.
motus
It's not supposed to get wet! Read the manual. You need to set it to "rain mode" via the mobile app first and then put another tarp on top of it.
Valase
It says "Starting at"... the $35.99 is just the packaging and shipping, the tarp itself isn't included in that. Or it's the price per square feet or something (although, who the hell has square feet?).
Isorikk
The funny thing is it's not even exaggerating. They charge $225 for floor liners in the smallest model.
redsmerf
I mean... That's stealership pricing. Honda suggests $189 for floor mats for a 2024 accord, which are smaller than the cybertwuck ones
meganical
They’re selling the tarp, not the car
tsiyeria
The joke is that Tesla is stupidly overpriced.
RAJrios
The joke is that the car is only worth about tree-fiddie
nevercompromisenoteven
xj4low
Not a paid advertisement but have to pay to read about the cyberflunk? Hard pass.
anotherrandomname
No, you have to pay $35.99 to buy a CyberTarp to hide your dumpster.
xj4low
Is it fire proof? If it's made by tesla, I can guarantee you it has some knock off space x material and be priced over $1000.
thedarkcanuck
You know this isn't real right?
xj4low
I thought my comment made it implied by asking if it's fire proof.
TI99Kitty
It's from Tesla. Of course it isn't fireproof.
In fact, there's probably a good chance it'll combust from being bumped. 😉