Hide your shame.

May 6, 2025 7:04 PM

TI99Kitty

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If you use any other tarps, you void warranty on your cybertruck

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does it come with some pillows to put under it to further disguise the shape?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only $35.99? Knowing Musk, I imagine he’d be price gouging like Apple.

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cybertruck was after most knew he was a POS...? So anyone that bought one is not likely to be ashamed?

10 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

They are not ashamed, just that they are upset people are judging them for their views and actions.

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Only known tarp to rust once out of its packing.

10 months ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Warranty is also voided ince the tarp gets wet or gets sunlight.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IT'S A TARP!

(sorry, I held back as long as I could...)

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

<3

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cybertart. Cybertrap.

10 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Leading to the inevitable cyber tramp?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you get as far as Cybert and not see that it says Cybertarp?

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I was riffing.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ANUSTARP

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hide your shame

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

35.99? Pft. Try 359.99, get that Tesla price.

10 months ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 0

Also tarps are really expensive.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to fix and sell mobility scooters and their accessories and that's bang on for price.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's single use tho, also the cheap model is becomes glue in rain.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not supposed to get wet! Read the manual. You need to set it to "rain mode" via the mobile app first and then put another tarp on top of it.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It says "Starting at"... the $35.99 is just the packaging and shipping, the tarp itself isn't included in that. Or it's the price per square feet or something (although, who the hell has square feet?).

10 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

The funny thing is it's not even exaggerating. They charge $225 for floor liners in the smallest model.

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I mean... That's stealership pricing. Honda suggests $189 for floor mats for a 2024 accord, which are smaller than the cybertwuck ones

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They’re selling the tarp, not the car

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

The joke is that Tesla is stupidly overpriced.

10 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The joke is that the car is only worth about tree-fiddie

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not a paid advertisement but have to pay to read about the cyberflunk? Hard pass.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 16

No, you have to pay $35.99 to buy a CyberTarp to hide your dumpster.

10 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Is it fire proof? If it's made by tesla, I can guarantee you it has some knock off space x material and be priced over $1000.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

You know this isn't real right?

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I thought my comment made it implied by asking if it's fire proof.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

It's from Tesla. Of course it isn't fireproof.

In fact, there's probably a good chance it'll combust from being bumped. 😉

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0