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I am away from home for while and I decided to stop in a local Mexican restaurant that good really good reviews.
It's just me, and I order a beer and start looking over the menu. By the time the beer comes up I am still looking over the menu.
The waitress, who it is clear English is her second language, asks me if I am ready to order. I say "no I am going to need a few minutes." She says, "ok!" And stands at the end of the table waiting for me. I wasn't sure what she was doing so I flipped a few pages hoping she would get the hint. She didn't, so I just picked the first thing that looked good.
Although I felt it was awkward, being bilingual and my voice being low and background music being somewhat loud, I can't blame her really.
Just thought I would share
TL:DR; see meme.
ThatSplainsItLucy
What did you order? Was it good? You left us hanging.
drdavessardogs
Something with beef, lettuce, beans and flour - oh, and maybe some mashed grasshopper brains.
Speedisfun
I got blackened Tilapia tacos, with refried beans and rice. It was very good actually.
ThatSplainsItLucy
Nice.
fufuwewe
Is english your second language?
Speedisfun
No it is not, sadly it's my only language. That's why I am not making fun of her at all.
fufuwewe
Oh,I was making fun of you actually. Read your second sentence in the description lol. I was stuck reading the whole thing in a accent after
Speedisfun
Poor use of grammar. You're correct.
bntli
you should have purposely not ordered and seen how long she would wait. then left a good tip
ColonelClaypool
"Thank you very much, the menu was fantastic!"
Speedisfun
I thought about it. Haha.
bntli
i would have started with the intention of doing that, then got super uncomf and ordered whatever random thing
Speedisfun
Honestly, that is exactly what I would have done too.
bntli
and depending how long i made her wait before i caved id just pay and leave a big tip before she came back with the food and leave