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My scientific research can confirm that this story is authentic.
Apr 17, 2015 3:42 PM
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Surprizefighter
I bet it was ...biblical
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
I don't recognize her, which makes me think she might be just some chick who did porn, not a star of the industry
borderlinetrainwreck
Sorry guys... Jenna Presley
StupidStoopKid
Christ is coming.
SlimSkeeter
..again
bananabox
Unsure if buzzfeed, missionary work or missionary porn.
ForeeElectric
Yes.
thesuaveITguy
A MAN NEEDS A NAME!
TechEnthusiast
Jenna Presley
turbodog
Ezekiel 23:20 "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
steam1218
That's some good bible
turbodog
Firefly for the win.
rumandbass
Not sure why you got downvoted for an exact quote from the bible.
turbodog
it's from the "SHH! We don't talk about that!" crazy-uncle part of the Bible.
borderlinetrainwreck
That's the best description I've ever heard for that mess!
turbodog
Jesus was like "dude, can we just not talk about all that? Go be cool to everybody, we'll all forget what my dad/I did, it's all good."
borderlinetrainwreck
"That was back during dad's fox news phase... he's a lot cooler now though." - Jesus, probably