Ooof...

Jan 29, 2021 12:51 AM

Kdodds

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I am that second one. My revenge is living better than any of those dipshits. They made their bed, go sleep in it.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My half sister disowned me because our dad liked me more. This is partially because she chose to live with her mum when they got divorced.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's sad that when our mom dies I'll probably never speak to my brother again. I only do it now for her.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nah. I don't want anything to do with my sister

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oi, know that feeling. Makes me sad but two way street.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Despite our continuing differences in just about everything, my brother and I are #1

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

I haven't willingly had contact with my parents or brother in nearly 3 years. Life is better this way.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have many siblings, but I never speak to one of them. They compulsively lie about literally everything, for no damn reason. Can't stand it

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The worlds so fucking unfair. All these ppl who hate their siblings - mine was one of my best friends and she’s the one that died. *sad*

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Charge your phone.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My sister just visited and I could barely get through one dinner without strangling her. She's a petulant self entitled 32 year old child.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My brother hates me because I "support muslims".

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Didn't realise how much my mum kept the fam together until she passed. Now we're all estranged.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My sister and I fucking hated each other til she came home from college and we started smoking weed together

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am 6th child out of 7. Was taught family is everything. Then I learned that what is taught is not truth. Now I only speak with 2 of them.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The only reason I haven’t completely cut off my older sister is for the sake of my nephew.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Having only one sibling I care deeply for, it saddens me to know that some siblings out there actually despise each other.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

What is the age difference between u and your sibling? My kids are (son)10& (daughter)11 and they are best friends.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My wife has 3 siblings she is close to, I don't have any family I talk to. I took my wife's name when we got married.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't despise my sibs. After over 30 adult years of their b.s. I'm rather apathetic about them.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Mine pretty much ignores me. Honestly dunno if I'd prefer hatred.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My brother and I go for mutual indifference.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same. My sister and I have always been super close growing up and even now that we're adults. I can't imagine not talking to her for years

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have not seen my oldest brother in like 21yrs.. not seen 2nd oldest bro since mom died - never want to either..

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And considering my family history - I do not expect to see or hear from any of my brothers going forward - cause none of them contact me.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My brother is a plastic fascist. He says he didn’t vote for Trump, and yet all of his talking points sound awfully like he did.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My bro & I don't talk much but he always hated me growing up. Now we talk, he visits. But still talks bad about me to the rest of my family.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That second one's a piker. One sib and I have been going on thirty years; with another it's been over forty.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't really care about my siblings one way or another. I mean, I'd be sadder if they died than if it was a random person, but not a lot.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I call my brother "Mom's other son."

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m gonna start using that.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have a older sister who I couldn't give a toss about, but I have two big brothers whom I adore, even when they enjoy scaring me.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I already say my eldest brother is dead. My mom understands why I do it and I don't care if folks get mad at me over it.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I started out this way with my brother. He was into drugs. We fought a lot. Now, he’s awesome. Bought the neighborhood pizza place we went >

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

to as kids. Saved it from being torn down. If that isn’t cool, I don’t know what is.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

that should be a movie

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And we’re not rich by any means. Our parents were nurses. But he was just driven to do it. So he learned the business, posted to Facebook >

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

to gauge interest. Got investors. And became the owner on 11/1. I sneak in there to buy food. If I just showed up, he’d give it to me free.>

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But when he doesn’t know I’m there, I can spend money in his place. That helps his business and his employees.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a brother like that. Thinks trump is the greatest pez of all time. Punched me the last time he visted, and threatened to shoot me.

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

He visited you... and then punched you? .... hold on I need a minute

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same but no violence (so far). thinks we should just execute the homeless and the disables, and foreigners...anyone that annoys him really.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I could go the rest of my life without hearing from him and I wouldn't feel bad about it.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

There's definitely better Pez out there.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

What is you guy's favorite pez dispenser? Mine is goofy. Extra leverage with the hat.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate my bro. Fuckin deadbeat

5 years ago | Likes 214 Dislikes 2

Hey, are you my sister?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mines an idiot with the gift of grifting. He could talk you in to buying him a car but then he’d put diesel in bc it was cheaper.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My sister is a psycho. I'm not even checkin' the obits. Even her death isn't worth noting.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just call him: "my parents other male child" ^^ wouldn't care a bit if he died

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love my brother and redirect all our hate to our father. That's healthy.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yup me too. I checked FB yesterday to see if my bio sister or parents are still alive

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey fuck you man

5 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Sorry bro. Guess I shoulda specified my biological bro

5 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Lol

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Same. Mine disowned me after I got my masters degree. Said I was another woke bitch liberal. Enjoy never leaving our hometown fucknuts.

5 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Damn liberals and their *checks notes* education.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That's the stupidest reason I've ever heard to disown someone...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought mine disowned me. Turns out he thought I disowned him. Feels like a lot work to correct the mistake.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like folks who trash others for education do so becauae they think they cant. Could be wrong. Sorry that happened.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

It’s cool. Shitty thing is, the guy used to be way smarter than me in every way. He became stagnant, I kept moving forward.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am the deadbeat, my brother is a lawyer.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm kind of a deadbeat. Lost my job and no income.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Haven’t talked to my oldest sister in almost 20 years. Neither has our middle sister. You’d think she’d wonder what the problem might be. >

5 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

My older sister ran off when she was 16 (i was 10) and hasn't spoken to me since.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that must have been rough bud, sorry to hear it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've met my older sister once my entire life. I don't even know her name. She hates me because I have the same last name as our dad, afaik.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

sneak up and legally change HER name muahaha

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Old saying: you meet 1 asshole a day and it’s probably them. You meet 10, it’s probably you.

5 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

Unless they wind up in prison, then it's probably them

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Got a youngest sister like that. Haven't spoken to her in about a decade. The other sister has only spoken to her rarely.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or you work in customer service!

5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the same

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If everywhere you go smells like shit, check your shoes.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blood of the covenant thicker than the water of the womb

5 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 6

But neither are as thick as syrup. Trust in pancakes. Believe in the waffle.

5 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

Canadian Propaganda.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking lol

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And syrup ain't as thicc as dat booty

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The chicken the waffle and the aunt jemima

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Welp, Im converting, who's with me?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spread the word.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

French toast be with you.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

With 2 pieces of bacon and 2 sausage links

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0