The plan.

Feb 13, 2016 6:22 AM

The plan.

valentines_day

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This is an everyday checklist

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All but the last one

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Sounds like as good a time as any.

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Laughed so hard, snorted potato into my nose through my mouth

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Good cries are needed sometimes. The uglier and louder the better. You can do it!

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I'm going on a first date with a redditor on Valentine's Day! We decided it will make for a good story regardless of the outcome.

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Don't forget to go to the Winchester for a pint!

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If you cry while masturbating you can spend the extra time you saved in the hollow void between life and death.

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why not chocolate vodka? or cake vodka, root beer and vanilla ice cream. Yum!

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The root bear and vanilla actually sounds quite lovely. Thanks for the tip :)

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Side note, root beer and fireball is pretty amazing.

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I'm married and this is my plan :/

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Also married with the same plan.

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