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My friend (or ex-friend now that I know this) is a radical femenazi. I showed her this and she said that it was a real issue that had to stop, I started laughing but she told me that I'm a patriarchal asshole. My friend was posing himself laughing on he other side of the classroom. She got up and yelled "You don't deserve the rights you were born into!!!" And left. And that's the story of how fart rape made everyone in the class think I was sexist.
PyroDragon
Any time someone complains about the patriarchy, I remind them we all live on a planet governed by the laws of MOTHER Nature.
Fatpicasso
http://imgur.com/WgYL1iw
ShutupMeg83
secretoaster
I blame their parents.
coronalmassejection
Utter Horseshit..
yesliterallyreally
.... really I would make it my mission to fart every day as loud as I could just to piss her off. It's a basic human need to release gas.
yeoldefrog
I wonder what else we could make people do simply by saying a "feminist" told them not too
Goateman
Didn't happen
FernandoRumdebum
That is straight up hilarious
JustPornStuffs
This is what some small sliver of fem thinks. There are plenty of rational fem out there. Pay no mind to sirens.
Cuntard
Which ones put sugar on their porridge?
WhappityWhappityTR8R
Farting is our way of establishing dominance though. Just sayin'.
Onestrangeguy
So confused
AnnaNimitee
Well, @FartHarder? What say you?? Is this true??
fartharder
May lawyer advises me to not answer this question.
MarlboromanMat
Why is there a need for feminism? The laws apply equally to all, the gender pay gap has been disproven, women have the vote. There's no need
EzraFell
AlienPumaSpaceTrain
Feminists don't give a shit about your farts. Seriously though, they don't care.
deadlaughter
Yeah, this isn't what feminism looks like, dude.
Jlaw2599
How is it rape? Wtf
GogglesGreek
If it seems that impossible, then it's probably fake.
Jlaw2599
Just looked up the definition of rape, this is not rape. Not even close
FerrousBuehler
This is not feminism, this is called being an ignorant cunt
methisahellofadrug
First world feminism ftw
MoreLikeLawlSchool
Straw man feminism that only exists on troll posts on the internet*
security16
It's people like this that undo the good work of actual feminists that are trying to make the world better for everyone.This is not feminism
Cuntard
Poe's law. Also, the fact that you think it could be real says a lot about "real" feminism...
MoreLikeLawlSchool
It's also not real.
security16
GOOD!
KharnApproves
That's not feminism. It's morons. And I've yet to meet anyone that actually thinks this shit.
drbloodbathmc
I agree, unfortunately said morons are using the feminist name.
chocolategorilla
lucky
Ninjainslippers
This isn't what feminism looks like. This is a troll tweet and probably a fake story by OP. If real, she's on the fringe .1% of "feminists".
Shredduh7
You'd be surprised
Ninjainslippers
No, I wouldn't. I'm a guy with many feminist friends and they're all fucking chill.
Shredduh7
So because all the ones you know are "fucking chill" that means they all are? Ok guy
Cuntard
The ones who put sugar on their porridge?
InappropriateReaction
Camelspotting
I've got to admit, it feels great.
ColeAnderson1694
For this to better fit their narrative, should have made him white
tslr
Oh, Pivot... Good times.
MechaNinja
http://imgur.com/IMiso4Y
thebigfriendly
Was looking for that.. Thanks
WonTauntaun
You beat me to it but I'm going to post it anyways
beaviswasthecuteone
Nobody like this actually exists and what kind of sad, pathetic person makes up an imaginary person to get mad at just to make a post?
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
"I've never met anyone like this so they must be imaginary"
FlatPlutoSociety
MRAs. The answer to your question is MRAs.
MagicMert
The same people who like to pretent everything is problomatic. You even seen Anita Sarkesian? These people are running the movement.
NeStreets
Those people are the face of the movement now, and doing nothing to deal with them is basically support.
Salai
this person exists in reality...:( even met shitheads like this...
beaviswasthecuteone
No you didn't.
Salai
i genderstudy
MyNameIsImmaterial
I'll take Things That Didn't Happen for 300, Alex.
haellf
https://imgur.com/IMiso4Y (url from the picture..) so this is not a fartrapist? Or is it rapistfart?
MyNameIsImmaterial
I was referring to OP's story.
DysgraphicProgrammer
OP's story is probably fake. I researched that quote once and it is definitely fake. There is no primary source.
MyNameIsImmaterial
Have an upvote for doing research.
movethebongos
Just an FYI. Jeopardy scores are 200/400/600/800/1000 since early 00s iirc
MyNameIsImmaterial
Ah, good catch! Thank you!
Turdmonkey
I though fart rape was a Dutch oven, guess I'm just out of touch
sneakysneakysoysauce
Right?
EKOasaripple
no, it is the children who are wrong.jpg
onlyhalfghost
nah, that's just a violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention. Unfortunately, the penalty for war crimes is usually hanging.
alecti
Would you also say that you're out of time?... time?
banmebitchidontcare
Username checks out.
Trentski
Now silence your farts.
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
This is what internet trolling looks like
hughesybooze
Yeah, but wouldn't you have to be pretty damn naive to buy this?
adadsupreme
It is a textbook example.
DysgraphicProgrammer
The quote is fake. There is no primary source. It was made up whole cloth by anti feminists.
WorthEveryPenny
Look, we need at least 1 anti feminism post between every other "there's only 2 genders" post. It doesn't have to be quality or real.
movethebongos
Isn't the "only 2 gender"-posts anti feminist enough for you? Or do think of feminism as solely 1st to 2nd wave?
AnDanDan
I'm afraid that the Toronto Feminists are quite serious about real stupid shit. Big Red is from Toronto.
DarthFluffy1
Lol down voted to hell for a comment people know nothing about classic imgur.... I live in buffalo Toronto is full of all kinds of nut jobs!
Irishda
There's a homeless man who screams on my corner, and yet I'm not making an imgur post generalizing an entire group
DarthFluffy1
Lol and Florida isn't entirely full of crazy people, but that's all you hear about There are good people in every group that get generalized
DarthFluffy1
Toronto the Florida of Canada! Their mayor was addicted to crack for years lol
onlysmaller
This is ridiculous. And not what feminism looks like. Besides I have ibs my farts have been worse than all my bfs. Pos why I'm single...
Belckan
Well thats something i could not disappoint you at.
onlysmaller
Farting?
Belckan
yeeee
onlysmaller
We all got our strengths, proud of you!
inb4thewar
Still a better love story than Twilight
Fusionxglave
How badly did it smell for someone to think they were getting fucked.
d0o0o0d
I think the people who mistake flatulence for rape don't get fucked very often.
vonKaiser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQj7saRG7wQ
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emguhraeb
Catch me after a night of beer and fast food. I'll show you.
candleinhisdick
Yes
SwarthyMarrow
Probably a Taco Bell fart
iHveNoCleverName
ISaidSarcastically
Never trust a Taco Bell "fart"
whatbuttondoipush
*shart
nothingtowritehomeabout
I've had a few like that
Fusionxglave
Lol
tortillaboy
Have you ever farted so bad that it actually burned your ass skin?
iloveorangutans
Not like third degree, but definitely had some pretty warm ones that made me take off the blankets at night