AlexMagno
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Storytime:
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
lr5123
I saw it coming by the time you were talking about his eye.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Bet he was a redneck too.
Adridin
Seen this post few months ago
KjTheLightning
what even the hell is a cotton eye joe?
nofaithleft
OK didn't "see" that one coming. I give you that +1
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
Aye. That's was a good one
Coltaine
It's starting to get old though