That moment when you try to piss with a hard on

Jun 29, 2017 4:22 AM

MahoganyGuy

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Jump the the shower.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its called watersports

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like two lanes of traffic trying to merge into one! It takes time!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pee in bathtub, rinse using showerhead, problem solved.

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time for the ol' sit down-lean forward maneuver!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But Captain, won't my donger touch the water?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always put two legs on my bathtub and two hands on my wall over my toilet and let it rip.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why specify two legs and two hands are you secretly a spider trying to blend in with the humans or are you one of those lizard people?

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