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Meanwhile in Edinburgh
Feb 12, 2019 8:07 PM
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sunnytater1
midwestcoaster
@CommanderOfPuppies you and your friends?
WatermelonT
Not even this many can carry me through life.
CupcakeSocial
Im sailing away. Set an open course up the street with me and I've got to be free, free to feel the hands that are groping me.
AdmiralCJ
Welcome to Scotland. We may be weird but at least we're not English.
MoePancakes
Mom can I ride the random crotch grab ride too?
BatmanAndCradleRobin
SAIL
yehsk8rz
Reminds me of cell cilia
coffeetime
I, too, have been really drunk and playing in the street
ScottaHemi
huh didn't know the Chevy Sonic was sold over there.
CavendishBandana
Awkward for the guys cause they're trying not to cop a feel. Jeez go in ass down ladies.
DTavs
That's a nice way to get a feel or be felt.
CthuluIsMyHomie
Paquito!
Westside85303
Well, why not? Waiting for the bus can take some time.
AldermanJaw
Bit of an odd place to practice crowd surfing
yourfriendlyestfriend
Who's the real winner here? The people that got a touchy ride or the people that got to get their hands all over you.
TakeTheStairs
us, i think its us.
ShowALK
Yes
banjak
You could say it's a tad off kilter.
Framtonm
Please leave the room.
SoftcoreFavorites
I mean. r u even sorry
Badsequence
What kind of fuckery is this?
cazkey
Now I want to go to Edinburgh just to these blokes feel my junk!
thecharacterzero
My fat ass would surely ruin they're fun
jadf
And they say white people have no culture...
MadMupp
MyBallsAreAsSmoothAsEggs
*yutes
arcadia2000
thildemaria
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
I always wanted a man on the street to touch my junk while another guy lifting me in the air like a soaring eagle
Ismellofhockey
I'll take "how to get strangers to touch your balls without ending up in jail" for $800 Alex.
Cucumberclouds
This is your big chance
pyronyzen
Hi, im Chance.
bamcobra
You’ve come to the right place.
PaddyPatrick
Str8 dudes always find a way to touch their drunk bros peen. Always.
sirkekes
"We are saaaaaailiiiiiing..." *sigh* i should rewatch men behaving badly
michaelpaice2
Great series.
mopeywhiteguy
That's immediately what I thought of!
ThatWelshIdiot
Holy shit of all the references I thought id find on here, MBB was not one of them! My man!
walkingtallmachinegunman
If it's just for the line may I suggest "what about Bob"?
rexsu90
Massively underrated movie imo
markpCakeMaker
DEEEEEEEBRAAAAAAA! I *BLEEP*ING LOOOVE YOOOOU
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
90s British comedies where great comedies
HawkFace13
I have been to Edinburgh. Great city. It doesn't surprise me to see this.
CommanderVimesAnkhMorporkCityWatch
Yep--I finally bought my kilt there last year while visiting.Expensive zoo though..
BoredAccountant
I'm guessing this was last Saturday and those are rugby fans.
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Let them have their fun while they can. Just finished watching England-France again. Just sayin'
BoredAccountant
We lost last Saturday too mate.
poodles10
110% rugby fans. Wouldn't catch fitba fans indulging that nonsense
skarnlonewolf
Paquito is the name of the game. Common in ferias in SW of France. Ppl carry you at the end. You sit there. And so on...
DenverCoderIX
Paquito? Like lil'Francisco's Paquito? Fucking love it.
PrinskippleSkipper
Yeah the guys doing it are French. This happened during the Six Nations last year.
CthuluIsMyHomie
O-P. L’araignée. O-P. L’araignée
tybbiesniffer
Seriously want to go to France now.
skarnlonewolf
One week in SW near Bayonne around end of july : basque country to visit, food, beach, ‘fetes de bayonne’ (huge 4-day party) !
tybbiesniffer
Sounds great!
BulkSausage
thecheesedip
Why not, Nacho... Why not.
YouHadMeAtAsian
Yes
Onjh
Why not?
L1ota
Scotsman
themexicanwave
Bevvy. Hunners of bevvy.
HorriblyPositive
(In English: Alcohol)
BigHop
chefgwynne
This is one of my favorite phrases, because shits and giggles sound fun, but who shits and giggles?
CallMeOldFashionedBut
Just remember: it’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
namAehT
I can't wait to move there. Any advice for a US resident?
themexicanwave
Try Glasgow too.
cannonesshannah
Watch out for the wild haggis
poodles10
Grassmarket bars are decent. Actively dislike Rangers football club and their disgusting fans.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Bring a jacket.
DoTheFandango86
Begin drinking heavily. And call anything small, wee.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Also things that are not small, but in an ironic way.
steve1907
Yep, try not to act too 'Americans'
namAehT
How so?
skelekittycat
Most Americans I see in Scotland have been loud and demanding. Just try to be nice to folk and you shouldn’t go wrong though :)
namAehT
I mean, most Americans in the US are assholes too...
pocketpython
Bring a coat and possibly an umbrella.
pocketpython
Seriously, you'll be fine as long as you don't act a complete arse.
namAehT
Got it, keep dick in pants while in public.
HisDudness
Woah, woah, woah now. Just because I move to another country doesn't mean I have to give up my traditions!
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pocketpython
Now you're getting it! ..save that for the pub in the evenings
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
No dicks out is fine, hell we have an outfit for that. Just dont BE a dick
SofaKingSpecial
Say you’re from Canada.
mabbo
While living there, I taught Scots how to recognize a Canadian accent vs American. The only problem was Minnesotans- stealth Americans.
skelekittycat
I have a friend from canada who sounds completely american unless she says ‘sorry’ and then the gig is up.
dancinginthecar
This is one of the reasons I get nervous about traveling internationally. I had a friend have food thrown at him studying abroad in Italy.
tybbiesniffer
I'm an American. Lived in Italy for 2 years and traveled the country. I never had one problem. What was he doing?
dancinginthecar
He said walking through a plaza with some friends of his from the university.
tybbiesniffer
I'm betting either there was more to the story. I had friends get jumped by a moped gang but they could be douches.
dancinginthecar
This was way before Trump was elected. I feel like we are hated :/
SofaKingSpecial
In some places, by some people we are.
schlummi
Italy? Maybe bc http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/290850.stm
dancinginthecar
He was there a couple of years after this but this is crazy you are so close to the time period
LasciviousHedgehog
Practice the proper pronunciation for names e.g. Edinburgh, Loch. It trips people up because they can contain sounds not in common English
uncletouchysbasement
People from England can't pronounce loch. No one I work with in Texas can do it either. Fucking 'lock'.
namAehT
So Ed-in-burg is out of the question, got it.
LasciviousHedgehog
Aye, the two choices are Edin-bruh or Edin-burah. Also the appropriate condiment for chips in Edinburgh is "the sauce", they will understand
TacticalVelociraptor
Oh and cockburn street isnt pernounced cock its pernounced koburn
namAehT
Yeah, I heard it as both while I was there. What is "the sauce" comprised of?
LasciviousHedgehog
In all honesty its gold star brown sauce blended with vinegar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_sauce
poopybumface
The brown sauce has vinegar in it but it’s amazing, don’t get salt and vinegar...that’s what Glasgow people get...and we don’t like Glasgow