Sure would be a shame if thousands of ANTIFA infiltrated ICE

Jan 18, 2026 8:44 PM

fuck ICE here: https://ice.usajobs.gov/search/results/?a=HSBB&s=startdate&sd=desc&p=1
Fuck CBP here: https://careers.cbp.gov/s/connect-to-recruiter?campaignid=701SJ00000XZe36&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=display&utm_campaign=MGC_B5DGlPm5W5T&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22579975560&gbraid=0AAAAAoKyeX9Pa4SU5lmStR9wRCxBVkwt-&gclid=Cj0KCQiAprLLBhCMARIsAEDhdPcZtAcTDYaTP1sNnhRuYXPtKNiij0nbk8T7F2GmaDaatfxKggP7qVsaAm43EALw_wcB
Imagine the intel that could be gathered on these goons.

Why cant immigration agents get girlfriends?

Cause cold causes shrinkage and what's colder than ICE...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First sign of empathy you would be found out

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Malicious compliance, sabotage, and intel collection from within..."I LIKE IT!"

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Join ICE and frag the fascists

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Antifa lol

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Think of the optics after a reporter publishes the story: how secure is Homeland Security if a bunch of "domestic terrorists" can apply and be hired by them??? LOLz

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I heard there is a reading test, and that you will not be accepted if you can read.

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Just act like a dumb-ass MAGAt and you'll get in!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm not sure i can self-labotomize.

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