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Slut in Swedish means "sold out"
Feb 28, 2015 11:25 AM
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Teas
Ah, but the rabbit and the devil are not slut!
OmgOptimized
It's not the fart that kills, it's the smäll
caniseeyournughtybits
then i'm going to buy out the rest !
gavshmav
It's probably true either way...
gfhum
add a t and you got the same in norwegian
theblackvest
The best is the nun
likeimfromcorklike
I feel sorry for OP. It's obviously taken him 4 months since Halloween for this to upload.
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
He probably has AT&T.
Soraptors
showellwedance
Good to see the playboy bunny got away with it.
LitchLitch
she and the devil are prickteases
subparusersubber
I'll take two of the black and white please
Schmidtya55
Quick! Bring me the Swedish intern!
SwedishElectricianandSchnitzelGuru
Yes. Want schnitzel with that?
OrbitalDuck
Dude, Meatballs. EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT SWEDISH MEATBALLS
ChefBreadstick
I'm just glad that sexy bunny butler isn't slut.
madheartart
It's maybe bad that I like this...
MaxTragl
Slut means end, finish, no more, stop believe me I live in Sweden
SpottyPancakes
Slut prut pølsefest
allizart
Das rad.
ACornyCleverOriginalUsernameNotTaken
Was staring for way too long trying to figure out the puzzle... Should have read the title first.
appollon819
Me too, I was all "but the two sluttiest costumes are the only ones not labeled slut!"
beautifulrulebreakingmoth
Same here haha
TheMadMartyr
I am a fan of slutty nuns... when will I find someone else who shares my fetish...
GuyInTheNextCubicle
Kelloggs9
Google says 'sold out' in Swedish is 'slutsåld'. Maybe a swede can confirm?
krauraurgg
As a Swede, "slutsåld" is a more direct translation of "sold out", but both words are correct in this context.
lyle
Slutstation avsugning för samtliga
FlatulentFerret
Where, what? Sign me up!
GodEmperorOfImgur
Well, you know what they say about people who get off at slut station... you slut. :P (Also, getting off, hurhurhur)
Welton22
No way ordinary Nun is sold out
underlordd
No it dosent
darrenhelm43
I'm really glad the nun's a slut but the burlesque dancer isn't! ALRIGHT!
TurkeyHole56
Sweden knows what they are doing
sonicpet
Last stop for trains is "slutstation" (end station):
MVPisindahouse
Why this ain't top comment??
vegivamp
I need a ticket there.
WithNothingBetterToDo
everyone got off
importvita
I hope so. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
paronfesken
Sluttest? :)
ILikeTheInterWebFunTimes
This is my stop
TheCanadianNerd
sandiegosd
I start to think this is all a big joke cooked up by OP and fellow imgurians
MrRuinTheJoke
It's because it looks like it's calling these women or costumes sluts, when infact it's just informing you they are sold out...
AdorableEvil
*in fact
MrRuinTheJoke
Really? My names ruin the joke...you want to ruin my day...Get over it?
AdorableEvil
*name's
MrRuinTheJoke
Is a congratulations in order?
HeadWar
Downvoted, saw your username and changed to an upvote.
MrRuinTheJoke
Well thank you very much, it is much appreciated
TrustMeIAmTheGovernment
And in Danish it means THE END, FINISHED, ALL OVER, ADIEU!!
Masterofdisgust
Same in norwegian.
Morebunnies
I said GOOD DAY, SIR.
DisneyStoleMyName
slutspurt was my favourite danish word
agumonkey
Because this is the last woman you'll ever date
scarecrowe94
"And cinderella lived happily ever after.... The Slut."
agumonkey
Dank U, which means `trash bin` in McDonalds.
RelativelyRelevantRelative
It means goodbye as well?
Werefinding
Nej?
GodEmperorOfImgur
Goodbye is "farvel" kinda like "Fare well" but more emphasis on the a.
rasmis
In a rather aggressive manner. Best translated “stop” / “go away”. Adieu is a stretch, but that's literally “to god”, so could be “go away”.
Symbiosis
Slut doesn't mean goodbye in danish, no :b
RelativelyRelevantRelative
Cheers!
Rumpsonumpso
It sounds like Schluss in German.. HAHA! YOU CANT ESCAPE BEING SIMILAR WITH GERMAN!!
hette
Whoa, good point! Now I want to go learn every Germanic language ever. See you in 20 years.
Thesmellofgoblins
Why would we want to? ;)
Rumpsonumpso
I've got the feeling that everybody hate Germans/y and think we are totally dislikeable and humourless!
TheOneThatGotBanned
As a Dane who have support German offices and played MMO's with Germans, I can say neither is true. Forza St. Paulie.
Thesmellofgoblins
Most people I know like germany, and it's one of my favorite countrys. You are an awesome country to be a turist in :) (Been 6 times now).
Thesmellofgoblins
And you might be humorless but... We are swedes ffs. We are dead inside. Dead and horny. (until drunk).
Rumpsonumpso
Yaaaaaaay thanks a lot! Scandinavia and Australia /NZ are the top places to be for Germans in the moment. :D
somethingmeaningfultosomeoneatsomepointintime
Halloween is so easy for women. Sexy sanitation worker. Sexy undertaker. Sexy gravedigger. They're spoiled for choice.
Sairvous
Yeah and in more than one way too.
skelbagz
Don't forget sexy claims adjuster
UH60Mechanic
I want to be one of the Woe Maidens from the Devil's Carnival. Sexy clown, I guess?
TheLegendaryBlackBeastOfAaaaarrrrrrggghhh
As a man, I'm totally going as a sexy sanitation worker next year.
somethingmeaningfultosomeoneatsomepointintime
You go, girl!!!
LoopStricken
Sexy gravedigger, you say...
somethingmeaningfultosomeoneatsomepointintime
If you have the hump for it, flaunt it. https://padresteve.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/youngfrankenstein8.png
ahsanzee
But then guys can wear all those too, to be ironic or something.
lily10110
Fuck you guys I'm going to be a Viking Robot with working meat vision.
razmann
meat vision?
lily10110
Yes, the ability to look somewhere and turn it into bacon, steak, ribs, etc.
DarthFutuza
Glorious Pork Master Race.
HeadWar
Sexy diskrimineringsombudsman.
HeadWar
Fun fact, the word "ombudsman" is taken letter for letter from Swedish into the English language. This one means "discrimination ombudsman".
Beepity
And for those still wondering, an ombudsman is someone "who investigates complaints and mediates fair settlements." tl;dr, complaint laywer.
Thesmellofgoblins
...you don't have to be a lawyer to be an ombudsman.
Beepity
I was out of characters.
HeadWar
It kinda throws me every time I see it. That and "smörgåsbord". (Had an American try to convince me that it was actually "smorgasborg".)
HeadWar
That would mean "sandwich castle" instead of "sandwich table". The figurative meaning is that you can pick and choose from lots of options.
krauraurgg
Mmm... smörgåsborg. I wish I also had a sandwich castle.
somethingmeaningfultosomeoneatsomepointintime
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/e5/e5538d8735395d1428ea07a3302247566399e4f15b16b5f6cd49bd8849b03ad6.jpg
HeadWar
http://lolkot.ru/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/i-are-speshul_1301282961.jpg
ThreePointOneFourOneFiveNineTwoSix
I dunno man, I'm a chick and this was my last costume ever:
Spriggit
That is SO much better.
min8tve
Steampunk Einstein?
BoxesofFoxes
Looks vaguely familiar...but I got nothin'.
somethingmeaningfultosomeoneatsomepointintime
According to everything I've seen on the internet, you're doing it wrong. Well, but wrong.
ThreePointOneFourOneFiveNineTwoSix
Well baby, if this is wrong, I don't wanna be right. ;P
barrackobarner
Also: bra means good, fart is speed, fan is devil, and kiss is pee. The word gift can mean either poison or marriage.
humblegrumblebee
Norway: kokk is pronounced like cock and means chef, skjegg is pronounced like shag and means beard.
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DNAhole
No fucking way...
Monotremeancer
"Pitt" means dick. Yes, a certain famous actor is the laughingstock of all Swedish kids.
DNAhole
I would like to kiss on your fan-ishly handsome face, please. With great fart.
KeKosaMoco
I almost "kiss" myself... LOL
zombi3cat
And this is why I love being Swedish
urlinlieuofbookmarks
I hope this is real, too lazy to check. funny like how in Chinese "niggah" means "ummm" (...comedian Russell peters talks about)
FisterMantastic
It is real, but it sounds more like "neygah", and less like "nigga".
snabble
Bra is good, no bra is better.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Or? :D
Jacksohn
Pewdiepie has a lot of devils
yoghrut
doesn't puss mean kiss?
Zixtank
Corection, 'fan' is curse equavilent to 'crap' or 'fuck'. Its derived from 'fanden', the old scandinavian word for 'the Devil'.
FrigOffRicky
fan is fuck
RelativelyRelevantRelative
I'm not a huge fan of fart, but I feel like kissing on your face after reading your comment, bra.
krauraurgg
What, don't you feel the need for fart?
NotACanadian
Sonic's the name, fart's my game!
EClaire1073
Well, I haven't seen anyone do it yet, soooooo; I feel the need. The need for speed!
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
Either?
RowdyRacoon
Depending on the context, it can mean either thing. "I drink poison" and "We are married" both use the word "gift"
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
I meant that the two are the same thing anyway :P
RowdyRacoon
Oh, okay. Heh, my bad
Ravenizer
Pretty sure fan means fuck in Swedish...
irnbruhbruh
fan is equivalent to damn(fan ta deg=damn you), and jävel is devil
ElmyrDeHory
in polish language, fart is "lucky"...
copingcabana
Is it pronounced like gif or gif?
MusicZombie
I plan to kill her on the anniversary of our gift. I shall do this by gifting her food with an extremely potent toxin. It's genius!
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
Fan is more like "damn" u dont say like "and then fan reapeared!" Its actually "djävul" the ä is a bit like a and e combined... Djaevul
Eponyymi
yeah, gifta sig is either poisoning oneself or getting engaged
krauraurgg
Not in Swedish. When used as a verb in the poison sense, it's "förgifta sig". Getting married is indeed "gifta sig".
xVancha
Doesn't "fuk" mean baby sick? Or is that dutch?
StonesOnTheHill
And "Slutstation" means "End of the line" in a public transit context.
InanityWolf
I didn't believe until I saw this
Snarknado4
Brb going to Stockholm to take an express train straight to Slutstation
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
I do my grocery shopping at a slutstation... It's not as fun as one could imagine!
Snarknado4
me at your grocery store : "Naaaw where all the sluts at?!"
krauraurgg
Conveniently, every train goes to Slutstation.
Snooj
So it is bra to kiss on the farty fan?
ChefBreadstick
So that bra fan isn't a slut?
Beepity
Correct, that good devil isn't sold out. She's not holding the sign in the picture.
oneofthecalled
Well, to be clear- none of them are *holding a sign
KARMICCARCASS
"Kill is kiss! Kill is kiss kill is kiss!"
AwesomeTeddybear
It's all good bra
Tehadam
fan fart es bra?
katakura
Fart...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD-am12M7GA
andreyhimself
And SEX is a number....
krauraurgg
Six, specifically. So that's just one unfortunate letter off.
crihsagnlel
I don't think I'm cut out for that country
Bushdidseveneleven
Var det han som fes? (Is that the guy who farted?) Said in a southern swedish dialect sounds exactly like "What a handsome face."
derpdevguy
Guld mer guld till dig!
FisterMantastic
Neat.
wutnold124
I gift you with the gift of gift!
Vaanhalen
Whats danish for awesome?
barrackobarner
barrackobarner
Vaanhalen
silly billy
importvita
So what you're saying is there's no good such thing as a good gift?
SirArtoriasTheAbysswalker
gift is poison in Deutsch
WhoLovesPie
Don't forget ustkaka
NonExistingName
it represents the duality of man?
aWaveOfBabies
There was a type of run we did in cross country/track called "fartlek (speed play)". It made the whole team giggle.
AnotherNorwegian
Glass means ice cream.
BronzeLeaguePro
Remember, it's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell.
illegalacorn
gift definitely means both.
Ozymander
Gift in german ONLY. means poison. Thanks Deutschland
llortami
"Welcome Jews, let us present you with a gift!"
krauraurgg
It's not pronounced the same as in English, though. It's more like "jift" (insert gif joke).
BobifferJones
Did you Joojle that?
FuckILoveMeat
More like yift
VEpsilon
y... yiffed. I'm sorry
JazzBunny
Yift like in you, not jift like in James
JazzBunny
This example doesn't work for a swede of course, cause jeans are yeans, Michael Jackson is Michael Yackson, and James is Yames.
SpikeSpiegeil
Bra story, bro.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Bra story, brah!
thonyy
Bro means bridge btw.. :D
Pikka
Glass is ice cream and kola is caramel. And it gets REALLY weird when you start comparing certain Danish and Swedish words.
RottenState
Yeah, they tried that in 1520 and look where that got us..
Sugarcrotch
Til I wanna learn Swedish
KillerCaitie
Bork Bork Bork!
Sugarcrotch
when i learn swedish im a come back and read this
FisterMantastic
But what do you call a danish in Denmark?
Pikka
Wienerbrød, which literally means "Bread from Vienna". Lame, huh?
BigAndChunkyDane
Weinerbrød. Basically 'bread from Vienna".
FisterMantastic
So what do they call bread from Vienna in Vienna?!?!?
Scando
Kopenhagener Gebäck. So we move down to city level... Dum, Dum, DUM!
NotWithABangButAWhimper
I wouldn't want to teach Swedish in a middle school.
shorr
Welcome to Finland. We start around 14, English at 7/8.
paholaisenasianajaja
The word "kusin" means cousin in English, but in Finnish the word kusin means "I pissed". All the 13-year-old giggles.
krauraurgg
It gets worse. The Swedish word for 6 is "sex".
UndercoverDuck15
It's get worse. The word "sex" means both the number 6 and the verb. So whenever anyone says something like i got 1/2
UndercoverDuck15
6 (as in points on a test) everyone starts giggling.
parree
Det är inte farten som dödar, det är smällen. It's not the fart that kills, it's the smell.
perthaussiecunt
NORWEGIAN rally driver Petter Solberg said this. In English. Yeah...he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. O.o
parkanov
Tillfart = trespassing
WhoLovesPie
Eloquent
KawaiiTwat
This confused me so much. aint it suppose to be ( it's not the speed that kills, it's the bang) fart = speed not fart. smäll= hit or bang
AdorableEvil
Interlingual puns.
Thesmellofgoblins
Yes but e an ä is pronounced similarly, so smäll kinda sounds like smell.
KawaiiTwat
yeah i just got confused if it was suppose to be a pun or a translation gone wrong :P
Thesmellofgoblins
A bit of both, sweds kinda love to make fun of our poor english. It's a classic swedish dad-joke.