YepUsernameChecksOut
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Sep 12, 2016 12:55 AM
YepUsernameChecksOut
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TheLordFarquad
CowChop
hangryasian
And all I had was an OPs mom joke
JamesCannotsay
FREE SHIPPING ON A DRUM OF LUBE
Zxaskad
SoupEConch
Who news their kid Crispin...
yungdrowsy
COW CHOP
DoctorMantisTobogganMD
I'm going to fill a baby pool with it and play lube pong
SyberKai
I chuckled like a madman +1
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
How much is 55 Gallon? lol
AstridPotatis
mikewritesbooks
I put at least 3 mentions of these in the latest book I wrote...
TheHolyDeerGod
I want to down vote for repost but I can't stop laughing
Thanksforthelaughs69
I once had this in my amazon cart after a long night of drinking.... I still want to know what made me do it.
Satinsball
Apparently laughably bad 69ing. You wanted to flip around and have fun, but this requires industrial quantities of lube to bang OP's mom.
holodecktheory
Favorited because I did not want to continue reading but I wanted to know what happened.
OnlyBegottenDaughter
god damn that was a brilliant read.
runbillyrun
It's an actual writer
BluffinMuffin
A small bottle of baby oil would have done the trick.. stoopid rich people
notevenaname
Sue the bastard who's fault it is: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268437/
MrPippin42
That would last the Kardashian family at most a couple of days
aselleus
Oh, is Amazon having another prime sale?
notknowabrewer
I find this review EXTREMELY helpful . Lube kills, guys. Remember that.
petesdadiscool
Repost
HooliEmployee
...little dab will do ya.
MichaelSpeaks
Cow Chop.
DesertHRO
Make a Movie!
Neckrolls4life
This tale has everything.
ladyboner1039
"A blurry, screaming disc of human suffering." TIL under the right conditions a merry-go-round can take the form of a Nickleback CD.
PurpleAid
Cow Chop
Meggr0nTheDestruct0r
I cracked up, have a an updoot
TheGonco
Or that's James from cowchop
CollinWaxoff
Such a GREAT episode. God I cried throughout the whole thing!!!
IamDislexick98
Trevor's Big Fat Pussi
IAmNotAScientist
55 and 5k are very different numbers
temujin9
That's the thing that bugged you about this story? Not enough lube for the entire eastern seaboard, just a massive orgy's worth?
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
It's either how much OP already used, or how much is left in the bucket B)
DiabetesPorn
Now I'm wondering of all the things I would do with 5K of lube.
MetalTao
Genocide
YepUsernameChecksOut
You could kill even almost 100 times as many children
IAmNotAScientist
The fun would be orders of magnitude greater!
YepUsernameChecksOut
Oops. Haha idk why I did 5k
Evulsockmonkey
Must have been in a rush t get this reposted eh?
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
Or maybe, is 5k all that's left B)
IAmNotAScientist
The excitement of posting, I'm sure. Good post anyway, worthy of the +1
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
Is that the amount of Lube you used already, OP?
YepUsernameChecksOut
Lubricant? More like LubriCAN
icuponq
Michael, 5k means 5 kilometers not 5000 miles...
ComfortablyNumbDK
Actually the k is short for kilo, which means 1000. 5k is because 1 kilometer is 1000 meters. But the term is not exclusively for length.
YepUsernameChecksOut
It was an reference to The Office
ComfortablyNumbDK
Oh. I haven't seen the office :(
YepUsernameChecksOut
Haha I recommend it to you.