My dog just ate my leftover turkey off the counter. Happy Sunday.

Nov 28, 2016 12:13 AM

ThatsWestPatrick

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aslightlyjudgementalchair

Missed out on chance to call porcupine stabbit

9 years ago |

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UlfhednarSkol

Went to the beach for the first time in my life yesterday and got stung by a jellyfish. Whatever we call them, it has to be derogatory.

9 years ago |

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kainreborn

First I thought this was another list of German names for things.

9 years ago |

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Dumbeachjuice

Pantless Thundergoose had me like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

9 years ago |

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tansmobile

Stab Rabbit is the name of my band

9 years ago |

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AAAAAAARRRRGGGHH

Okay for some reason I read hot moose and immediately went to the Fairy Oddparents theme song and continued to say Rubber Goose

9 years ago |

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SendMeYourFoods

Thank god, thought I was the only one

9 years ago |

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