danat101
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I’ve been singing this all morning and it’s only 6:40
Was this a promo pic? Oh my god if this was and then the movie came out like it did I’d sue- especially if I was a fan of the books beforehand
P*pa
This is something I think about- I can’t get murdered because I’ve been told I have a light and that everyone notices when I’m not at work because I’m so positive
Scruffy and Froggy tax
Nessie tax
Liza Jane tax
SCNico74
#44 Everyone brightens up a room! Some when they enter, and others when they leave!
StormBurnX
Nessie's mirror!!!!! So fancy
boobsalot
#43 Take your upvote .
NaughtButOne
DoctorAvatarTheLastOfTheTimeBendingAirLords
You nicknamed your daughter after the Loch Ness monster?
PixelSprite64
#45
DemonDarakna
#35 Because they're dead.
ItsMyk
#28 what more can I say
PapaJoeNH
Nice dump, but the upvote is for Nessie
ConstantBitRate
#4 Dad here: I usually go with "Which one is that?" I'm bad with names, great with descriptions:
"The one with those checkerboard shoes you liked"
"OH, the one with the shitty step-dad but an awesome stepbrother. How's they been?"
QuickAndFun
#9 - My eyes are right there!
TellusEidolon
#42 A drow being afraid of spiders makes sense, especially if it's one that abandoned Lolth in favour of another deity.
FacelessAce
Okay, I think somebody has to make this Curse of Strahd Campaign. We have no choice, it's destiny now.
seregsarn
#18 I realized the moment I fell off the Cyclone that the hot dog would not be consumed, as I had planned. It continued falling into the Lower Bay, of which I had but a fleeting glimpse.
beoluves
#35 Novody tell Kyle you can create throwaway accounts
fartharder
#30 motherfuck him and John Wayne
GigglingWordBearer
#32 Nice.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
#1 thats pronouns in chem
fla5h
chey/chem
finntastrophe365
When does Nessie get their own meme vol/photo shoot?
Skeevethegreat
#26 @op Cremebetweens is what i call the snackbreak i take while at your moms
fartharder
#11 THIS
RevRagnarok
#26 Upper right is Giant/Martins/Stop&Shop, bottom left is Walmart/Sams...?
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
#17: "Yes ma'am. Now can we go back to your place and do some more of this obeying?"
bashuan
This guy gets it
lemonyfresh
#6 is this her admitting to murder? cuz she's trans
boobsalot
#11 Yea they didnt really mean it .
manyslayer
Well at least they meant it when they taught me in Sunday school that we should care for the poor, love one another, and welcome the stranger and foreigner, right? /s
Ted461
#15 as a hunter, I just don't get hunting accidents like this. Sure, if you trip and fall and the gun goes off is one thing, but you're not supposed to shoot at anything before you have a perfect shot. It's our responsibility as hunter to give the animals a quick death, so you don't fire until you have the kill shot.
That should also give you time to distinguish a 180lb man from a 20lb bird. If you still can't, you shouldn't be allowed to own a gun.
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
@CodyBurkett #10 For your next dump sire.
CodyBurkett
Thank you
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Welcome. Please pat the Pippin for me
nopo
#1 i dont understand "she/they"... the others i get. But i have no idea what mixing gendered and nongendered is supposed to mean.
FetchtheRaven
I believe it's a fluctuating thing, one moment or day you are like "heck yea I'm a woman, I wanna do things that make me feel feminine" and then another day you're like " hmm i have milkbags on my body but they are meaningless to me" (as an example but not exclusively)[I jokingly call them this not to offend people, but I hope people can laugh with the disassociating naming convention]
Like one day you really want to eat beef jerky but the next day you leave it laying on the counter instead.
nopo
So luke a particularly fluid gender fluid person?
TheOneTrueZippy8
#45 Would you prefer "discarded" ?
TheForbiddenSemicolon
Misplaced
mrputter
Sacrificed
TheForbiddenSemicolon
Discarded
ThrowingSchadenfreude
Jettisoned