MrStealUrMeme
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He must eat
I don't know this person. I just came across his tweet when looking at the Trubisky hashtag so I saved it. The Bears have scored 31 points and it looks like he tried deleting the tweet.
Spudders
the guy deleted his twitter lmao
iamthisguy247
Hey, put a sock in it!
Hellbat666
If youre gonna make the bet! You better follow through... this here is an UNTRUSTWORTHY person... SHAME THIS MAN!!!
gostoso666
Bearareeverywhereontheinternet
Chomp chomp, champ!
yuyufan43
He must suffer!! Get that sock!!
Novashido
When you try to be a smartass and it blows up in your face
DancingPanther
Eat up bud!!
un1matr1x
Iamyourcaptainnow
Liar liar pants on fire!
RestlessVagabond
He deleted his entire account. lol
assUpvoteBandit
xSocksMan
Dude...don’t nut in socks...
Ifyourenotfirstyourelast
If his team gets beat, his cum sock he must eat
Adfri
He didn’t say he WASN’T going to wash it before
spidermenz
guyanesebro420
Im so happy someone posted it
Scottchr
mkelter
What an absolute nob
Grizzlious
DelRio2016
He must EAT!!!!
Juicytoast
He must eat the skeet.
Maahes0
Looks like he tweeted a credit card a couple hours ago
bigmikec
I think he might have deleted his entire account
Boxley269
Reminds me of the naked hoolahoop girl
IStoleThisIdea
stupid for commenting. even stupider if he follows through. don't understand that mentality how he needs to follow though.
rockfireman
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coolestchad
I wonder if he can add anything to the sock, maybe a little seasoning to help cover the taste of his own jizz
coolestchad
Eating the sock along would be tough enough, might have to blend it
abrownangel2
Is nutting your socks really a thing?
Munchman347
Every Christmas we got socks full of nuts, oranges too!...
DastardlyDude
A method as old as time. Crunchy nut socks. Google Key and Peele Crispy Socks.
webslingingcrazyman31415
I've always wondered this... who in the damn hell jacks off into socks, do it in your hand then wash up like a man for fucks sake.
snoffler
As a female human, I've always wondered why socks and not just tissues?
JHawke
I don't know why socks, but tissues tear, and wet wipes feels odd, and waiting till the last moment to grab one leads to disaster.
MrMilkTime
As a male human, same. One of life’s mysteries. Dudes are weird.
DatGringo
without getting into details the short answer is volume.
clutchthepearls
Toilet paper for me. It's just easier to flush away my shame.
thejazzking
Never mind the nut, y'all tried eating a sock? I'd be god damn impressed if he could do that without throwing up.
woogigooie
The nuts the fun part. Maybe it'll make the sock easier. Like seasoning
thejazzking
Mmmmmm, salty.
MrMilkTime
A friend once bet that he’d eat his hat if he lost. He did and we made him. It was a trucker cap on he described the mesh as 1/2
MrMilkTime
‘like that seaweed you get in Chinese restaurants but it won’t go away.
Ulthirm
I have indeed, its not that bad on cheap American ones (idk about socks in other countries. Some of you shoot water at your ass to clean it
Ulthirm
so idfk what you do with your socks. Its when you get to the more expensive like business shoe socks and stuff thats its harder.
thejazzking
Ulthirm
PICA I guess. I ate a ton of things in my life, its a compulsive disorder and hard to deal with outright. but I feel like I've done alright
Ulthirm
I've started using hi-chews to help control it now, but seriously ignoring it is hell physically
thejazzking
PICA? Sounds like a real PITA.
hungoveratworkguy
g1tdat
MAYOOOOOOOO
Insomnia297
Spooter's choice
mgm2112
Lmfao. We're screwed!
whoopsywoo
Hmmm, creamy
erikleorga
CrimeBrulee
Yes
TheHumanCentipanzer
You lookin for pudding or pre-nut brittle?
hungoveratworkguy
That is so fucking disgusting.... +1
theshinobi23
It doesn't say the nut is still there. Just a sock he nutted in. Could be washed afterwards and still meet the criteria.
manslut
Must be nut. Must be fresh.
thomerow
Why do people nut into their socks‽ Your dirty feet were in there!
MrStealUrMeme
Easy and cheap clean up. You don't use a dirty sock!
bigmikec
Mark Nutt
DaltonJohnson444
The real question here
ColdestOne
nosebleedcremebrulee
everyone's talking about the cum, but how do you eat and digest a sock?
HelloFellowMillennials
Cover it with cum so it goes down smooth.
UncleBuckFutter
Honest question... which is worse?
Hereiamatcampgranada
Could be like a nice chicken and sweetcorn soup from a Chinese restaurant.
hungoveratworkguy
Neither choice is a winner here. This is awful!
woogigooie
I know... Eating a sock sounds like a real chore. The nut can only help so much
EinSweetBoy
Depends on the tempurate of the fresh cummies. Warm? Not bad. Cold? No thanks. If it's between cold and dry I'd go dry.
Anapollosun
Let me ask this. When you go to KFC, do you order the crispy recipe?
JCBalance
I get the warm 'n' soggy
Rwhejek
Welp i ain't having kfc for a long while now..
ValenceBond
This has 69 upvotes right now and I don’t want to disrupt the equilibrium...
Anapollosun
Let it be
GingeraffeTW
I'm gonna say dry nut... I'm assuming the taste dries out?
bChrispy
30 days dry aged cum sock
DroolingYeastman
The smell of old semen is worse. But maybe adds a nice crunch?
askaglassofwater
OddSoull
hear me out, since not a lot of people will see this deep in 1 point comment thread, The smell of my used tissue bucket isn't all that bad
DroolingYeastman
Maybe it's be, my semen or a combination of those, but I can't stand the smell of one day old used tissue
bChrispy
Imagine the cum rehydrading in your mouth though. Concentrated rehydrated sticky gooey cum sock
OhYeahFuck
I didn't want to... But now I fucking am, so thanks for that! Just awful *sigh* +1