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kaiserkevin
TheFastpaws
I thought it was cancer.
FierceAndAdorable
BanaCakeTaker
I’ve seen this picture before and I still thought it was an ass.
SmollCashew
K, but why is she not wearing pants if sending to someone she hasn't talked to in a long time?
Vergenbuurg
stickythingamajig
Yes now I understand, babies come out through the belly button.
elmenudo
Why does she send a pic of her when she is not wearing panties tho
LarvaLamp
How is babby formed?
WPIII381
It really does look like a weird ass.
KevinBhall
How did i get dragged into this?!
3rdoption
Laughed for a solid 3 minutes. Thanks!
UncleRat
And then it all became clear. One minute twenty seconds.
Larirari
Why would you even send that photo in the first place
dmay1210
I thought it was a double tumor.
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
Took me wayyyy too long to figure out the pic
monimoomo
Me too and I’ve actually been pregnant.
OhMyYoureSexxy
And you're the father, Kevin
usul1978
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
Pregnant. Gross
TrumpSuxIvankastoeslikechillidogs
This may come as a shock to you, but your mom has been pregnant before.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
And I still hate her for it
dmay1210
Well, now I am baffled..
p3rv
I laughed, so my 5 year old looked over and said "What is it? Somebody hurt their butt?"
dinosaurs850stars
Lol to funny
Il1kepuns
When you assume...
PootisBirb
Pargent? Prengan? Pregananant?
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
Brrregnant
YouEatYellowSnow
Pumpernickel
DaveSamsonite
It’s spelled Pregno’t
ArchangelTitus
I saw an ass but on asking the fiancé he instantly saw a pregnant woman... what.
lizaMonster
Is your fiance Kevin?
Imperialist29
Who just up and sends someone a picture like that without context after not talking for a "long time"
bugcooper
crazy bitches
MegPintDear
And why is she not wearing pants?
fbutt09
It’s the internet, have chance that this is fabricated to a certain length
Oldbirdlady
I thought she was shooting down a booty call
PrincessWasabi
Then why send it without pants on ?
StellarJay77
Well it’s not like she can get more pregnant.
pareidoliaperson
She's bad at aiming, unlike her man.
crazywowow
It's only been like 8 1/2 months , not that long.
ZoidbergIsGreat
I'm guessing they have had a physical relationship in the past. It's not the picture I would personally send...
PERRYthePlatpus
Unless you think he baby daddy
idiotsonfire
Someone who wants validation for bad decisions, like getting pregnant during a global pandemic.
CorydorasAfavorplease
This post has been around for years. That baby is probably in kindergarten now.
graceinsheepsclothing
What makes you think it's a bad decision? There is absolutely no evidence to support that in that little screenshot.
IAmAnthonyStark
Tbf, this is way older than the pandemic.
dasklaus
Don't really see how this is a worse time than any other, and we don't know how old the screenshot is.
TwoBitGreaser
It’s funny because taking the shot in the ass is actually a good way to avoid getting pregnant.
Jaqdakloun
You cheeky bastard
Mockingbirb
tbagginyourmom
Take it in da butt so you won't grow one in da gut
fbutt09
Ironic, if you will
hotdudecurator
Even though I'm a dude, that's my life motto
AtLeast325Cats
kingloofa455
Bravo
thinkstopthink
Sir, how may I upvote this perpetually?
HenchGoalkeeper66
Oh you went for the juggler
zaxslash
attofreak
I have tried using that line of reasoning with my GF, but it hasn't worked so far
artisviolent
komododave
sjbrooksy7447
That's her tummy with her leg draped underneath it
Levitator
Ahaaa
ButtTrumpett
You new here?
sjbrooksy7447
Lol no this was supposed to post under a different comment. Not sure how it ended up here.
catsandbeerandbeerandcats
The only meaningful advice my mom ever gave me....
AlliCatVela
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GoodBrotherGrimm
So did you manage to avoid getting her pregnant?
catsandbeerandbeerandcats
So far so good
zxms
I wonder if am probably the only one who first thought this was a reference to Depo-Provera and not anal sex
AshesVonDust
Same.
Echo6256
I'm scheduled to get mine next week so I thought it was too lol
tbagginyourmom
Depo or anal?
Echo6256
Hahaha depo
palmo
Actually leaking semen can get in there. Condoms and birth control pills, bruh
DaveSamsonite
That combined with total abstinence plus masking and 6 ft of social distance is even more reliable.
palmo
Muddying the waters and bringing Covid protections in too. Good job you.
TheIdaho
And here I am, 10 months after dropping the pill, and nothing happens, and people are running around getting pregnant by anal, smdh
palmo
Good luck, but there's always adoption. My parents did that.
TheIdaho
Thank you. We're not there yet, but it's on the table.
palmo
I understand. Wish you luck in either case.
K3rp
Something like this
AdrianDunne
This really helped
youknowthatiknow
Omg I love that you took the time to do this A+!
RevRagnarok
"If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
massholesome
LittleRedYvette
I don’t know why but this made me laugh til I cried.
eloquince
nailed it
Aromachump
Good work detective!
VaIerie
I STILL can't see that when looking at the original pic.
TurtleBabe
I love how you added a toilet
EroticZombiePants
It works because heavily pregnant women are on the toilet all the time.
Mr5anch3z
For the baby to drop into
CrashDummy1963
You have no idea how helpful that was. Thank you!
Soufange
"Bitch y aintchu wearin pants???"
dinosaurakadinosaur
if she would wear some goddamn pants it wouldnt look like that !
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
how are you supposed to wear pants when you're pregnant&gross? Like one leg at a time or? Actually own a pair?
dinosaurakadinosaur
sorry didnt know u cant wear pants while pregnant
dinosaurakadinosaur
maybe each leg its own pair idk
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
Idk either like ... I can't think of why TF someone would be just naked and sending gross pics
AwesomeTeddybear
I'm... I don't know what else I'm supposed to be looking at?
bandanasforscale
Me too
CorydorasAfavorplease
Hand on belly bump, bellybutton is the dark spot, second hump on the right is her thigh/edge of her ass.
letisdorock
Rotate your phone 90° to the right: it took me some time but she is sitting down and only showing her belly. The "shot" is her belly button.
Tonberryc
Huge hips below the belly crease.
DethShartBSideU
Thanks.
Einbrecher
Stomach + belly button
HumbabaEpic2
Turn your phone slightly to the right
Yoganmahew
Head is to top left, so you're look at belly, belly button, and some side arse. The crease line is between belly/side arse.
aubss88
NGL even with this it took me a while..I thought she had some weird double belly going on
JokingJoking
This is as confusing as that pic of the dog
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
It's her THIGH, dingus. "Side arse" lol
HaterofWasps
Hip
assmaster4000
That's how we call it in the UK
steevefromthefuture
I just... Can't see it...
cecilryegate
She's almost entirely naked and the photo was taken from her front left side angled downwards
dopamine14
Her hand is on her belly. Dark spot is the belly button. Below that is her leg, sans pants.
varsipieru
TIL thigh is called side arse.
Yoganmahew
It is when it includes rump!
AwesomeTeddybear
Well I would not have figured it out without you... thanks for the side arse lol
CarlottaVonSprockett
If she was wearing pants this wouldn’t be so confusing. On the other hand, who am I to tell anyone to wear pants?
just4thelolz
Haven't worn pants in the last 28 hours. Can relate.
Gimplick
Thank you!
LittleJellyBeanToes
For the life of me, I can not see it at all.
AnathemaNoreh
It helps if you realize she's not facing forward. She's on her side, twisting forward to the lower part is the outside of her thigh, and
AnathemaNoreh
She has twisted to the side, so her belly and belly button are on top of her thigh. It's a poorly lit pic that is hard to see
aintnothinbutahounddog28
So she's facing forward, turned slightly to you left. The 'hole' is her belly button pushed out from pregnancy, her hand is resting on top
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Of her belly, a little to the side. The big line that looks like ass crack is actually the line between her big belly resting on her thigh
travelbuddy
Yea it’s her thigh under the belly. She’s like rotated. It is confusing
aintnothinbutahounddog28
If there were any pants or underwear it would make sense. But the section to the lower/right of the crack is her thigh curving up to her