An Important Follow-Up to 'Critical Differences'

WaggyTails

My grandma makes lemon curd. What's that categorized as, @op?

9 years ago |

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DomVanSuave

Better question. Do I care?

9 years ago |

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KonEl252

Is my Jell-O fruit cup technically a marmalade?

9 years ago |

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TheDifferenceBetweenJellyAndJam

I never thought it would happen...but I'm finally relevant! Well, at least my username.

9 years ago |

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insertsupercoolusernamehere

Rectangle V square.

9 years ago |

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Superfuntime

You MUST be british!

9 years ago |

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MrMarmalade88

Wait! Am I finally relevant?

9 years ago |

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MusicPirate

I would just ask Paddington.

9 years ago |

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thespoundofmehhh

Aaaaargh the difference between marmalade and a preserve like jam is I can't marmalade my D up OP's Mums ass.

9 years ago |

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bambi1319

The more you know (y)

9 years ago |

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encyclopediabritannica

I only know what marmalade is because of Paddington.

9 years ago |

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DonQuixotic

your marma got lade last night

9 years ago |

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Drakonex

I can fap to this

9 years ago |

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ImostlyjustdownvoteLindaDee

Isn't marmalade made with specifically the rind in suspension?

9 years ago |

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nnugles

Yes. It has rinds and is always citrus

9 years ago |

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TotallyOriginalName

What about the buttplugs?

9 years ago |

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enderlord99

Chutney? What's that?

9 years ago |

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ManBearPigsDick

I can't marmalade my dick into your ass.

9 years ago |

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unclemeat70

97% of food scientist agree.

9 years ago |

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chroniclunacy

But why male models?

9 years ago |

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FullBlownAID

I can't marmalade my dick in your ....wait

9 years ago |

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FourFiveFire

Muffin? Sure you can! Don't sell yourself short.

9 years ago |

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whitevfute

Yes, i like jam.

9 years ago |

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WellWellWellLookWhoItIs

I've looked this up and then forgotten it enough times to know it doesn't really matter.

9 years ago |

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doyouevenusername

Is vodka a preserve?

9 years ago |

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SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

9 years ago |

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Cardiopenguin

Wait. Whats chutney then?

9 years ago |

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ScumCommander

I was excited because I thought another "no, that's X, you're thinking of X" scenario. Nope, just a real answer. I'm sad now.

9 years ago |

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chocoholicsanonymous

You sir, are asking the important questions!

9 years ago |

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WillCorrectInaccuraciesForFood

Chutney uses fruit, vinegar, and sugar. Usually more spice or savory elements. Originated in India I believe.

9 years ago |

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JSymphony

Vinegar? I've never had chutney with vinegar in it!

9 years ago |

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Cardiopenguin

Thank you :D

9 years ago |

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WhatTheFrench

Pretty sure marmalade is only made with citrus and includes bits of peel (but only the zest part, not the pith.)

9 years ago |

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Thranx

That is common but not required.

9 years ago |

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Rivalyn

Thirty seconds on google confirms this, but it was only 30 seconds.

9 years ago |

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almostsomething182

So those fig and lemon preserves my mom made were actually marmalade? Delicious either way.

9 years ago |

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AVeryBritishName

Onion

9 years ago |

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BalfMalark

Anyung

9 years ago |

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AnOldJudge

What about ginger marmalade?

9 years ago |

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WhatTheFrench

It's not really marmalade or jam because it doesn't contain fruit. It's an imposter!

9 years ago |

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AnOldJudge

I'm not sure how orange peel is more virtuous than ginger root.

9 years ago |

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WhatTheFrench

Didn't make any value judgements at all! We're talking about definitions, not deliciousness.

9 years ago |

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AnOldJudge

It seems to me that a peeled root is about the same as a peel without the fruit.

9 years ago |

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An Important Follow-Up to 'Critical Differences'

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