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Mar 23, 2025 9:37 PM
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HeShallKnowYourWaysAsIfBornToThem
That is what peak fitness looks like.
JackieTreehornProductions
That's called the early retirement because of how many broken hips it sends to the orthopedic surgeon if idiots like me try to use it.
VindictiveBathToaster
I was in PT for my back and they made me stand on one of those things on one foot. NEVER AGAIN!!!
isthisjunkmail
I twisted my ankle just watching this. Super-impressive.
CheesePoweredUmbrella
To test out how capable your own proprioception is, stand straight up, feet flat on the ground and just lift one foot in the air, not even a lot, and then do nothing else but close your eyes and try not to waver. Then come back and watch this again and double down on your marvelling
RevolutionOnHerLips
I'll take girls I wish I could be for $400, Alex
kayaker01
She needs to fold up a few matchbooks and steady that thing.
BBQBourbonAndBeer
And then there's me... I have to lean against a wall while trying to put on my pants one leg at a time, or I risk tipping over.
roxanne888
I couldn't understand the shape of her feet at first because her ankles and leg were so straight, so I thought she had tiniest feet known to man
Zootsoot
Every time I see one of these dance videos, I think how absolutely astonished one of Degas’ soft & pretty ballerinas would be to see this generation of pilates trained, whippet thin prima ballerinas.
WhiskyBravo
Jaysus! I don't think I could stand on one of those things perfectly still for 10 seconds without falling off.
eromitlab
Pssh, that's easy. *somehow yeets self out the window*
GravyEducation
HEY YOU STILL OWE ME FOR HALF THE ELECTRIC *dives after you*
LaffertyDanie1
Ooooh that explains all the defenestration deaths in Russia! They just watched this gif and nothing to do with with the war at all
Daemencer
This looks ridiculously difficult
jacblake
MKaiser
damn you could probably polish gemstones on her abs
UnpinionedPoplars
Butt weight... there're s'mores!
TheFastpaws
I just ruptured something watching this.
LebistusReticulatis
What - a - freaking - balance
sircowdog
God... it's...I don't think beautiful is the right word. But seeing the form and strength and focus required here is an incredible thing.
I still expected a cat to get in the way of the camera tho. ;D
BonafideHomicide
Where's that gift of a kestrel in the wind? With his head just staying still AF? This reminds me of that.
JustJimWillDo
I would be out that window like a Russian dissident if I tried to just stand on that thing.
thebigby
Seems like it would be easier if she wasn’t standing on that weeble wobble
animatronicChristmasChickens
I was rapt trying to figure out where the spot of light on the wall was coming from
NachoPete
Found the cat!
derekjohn
reflection from watch face.
Vazaha
Su-su-bbuteo
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
extraordinaryagility
This is 100% the funniest response to the OP's video above.
KarateCanine
I taught him everything he knows
DidItForScience
Is that why he flunked his history test?
kickahippie
Ya but I bet she can't hurt her back just standing up.
CHECKMATE
DoomBloodGoddess
Or debilitate herself looking too quickly to the left.
cl1978
Rodville
That went different than I thought
controlsthepresent
Well this video just threw my back out, thanks
boostcreep
What that spine do tho?
ThatShiftyMonkey
I think it's the special shoes. If I had special shoes like her then I could do that. It's all in the shoes.
Wizzbit
until she started bending backwards, i thought this was going differently
Barrelback19
There are easier ways to eat an apple. Just pointing that out.
Nathanfake
My knees ached watching this.
TheDeucer
Gotta be the shoes!
WeatherWiz
I pulled a muscle sneezing. This would break my body.
SweetRedDog
Stepped on a cat toy I thought was my kitten. Same.
MissSpelledTattoo
I just pictured myself sneezing while on it and launching.
WorstWurst
Is that Clubbed To Death playing?
GBMaker
Yeah, that's it all right.
sircowdog
Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Variation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwGuSPXPyX4
SpikedDoggos
Lol, good call, for a moment sounded like keys in the dryer 😂
OldMadDad
YES! the sound filters everything lower than the tomtom, but yeah, my ear also caught that in the first few moments
MyGreatestFearBoner
Just her feet are clubbed.
apairofpetducks
We can clearly see they're not though, so why would you say that?
Salpinus
YUP! Long time since I've heard it
DaPopeM
Part two was good but not as good as 1st one
controlsthepresent
It sounds like she's playing it on a stereo, great song to focus/meditate to. Also great for driving curvy roads late at night
DanielAsparagus
It’s the matrix soundtrack. That’s all I know.
InsomniaOlympic
By Seal?
souplegs
A baby seal walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get you?"
The baby seal replies, "Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks."
TheDreadPirateMontoya
"Club Soda it is, then."
controlsthepresent
Rob Dougan, the Matrix used the Kurayamino Variation
veedubfreak
Wooosh
FierceAndAdorable
At first I felt really bad for her. I thought she had littke club feet I realized she was en pointe. Looks like a ballerina
iatezola
She is in relevé, not en pointe
FierceAndAdorable
Well alrighty then
iatezola
Just to be PED-antic. See what I did there.