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Apr 5, 2023 2:33 PM
squirrelgirl86
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MelodyLightfoot
my boss called me today from Israel and my first words were "Aren't you supposed to be jew-ish today?"
themikep
i thought they were all from planet Jewpiter
MeestowKitty
I mean, if you're from Lakewood then that isn't inaccurate.
thetinytraveler
My SO is Jewish. We are both from NJ. I may have not just cackled very loudly
HamburgerWelper
At a kosher tailgate, drinking matzo ball soup out of a red solo cup, wearing the jersey: “FUCK YEAH GO JEWS EAT SHIT PHAROAH WOOOO”
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Eat shit, Lions!
SlightlyDodgy
Those capital 'P's get everywhere
Raquel
This is going in my folder named Jew-mour
lurkilydurkiler
Jew want a day off??
distraingotnobrakes
Jew- day - in
alexc997
I am sure there are some maccabiah games jerseys floating around that you should DEFINITELY wear after that slip up
tzahtman
Maybe it is just Jew-ish Jersey
lightfoot2
ooof
ThatShiftyMonkey
I once sent a text to my boss that I could get to a certain task "once I get my pussy turned on". I used voice to text, and I had said "PC". I was so fucking embarassed. And I don't even have a pussy. But my boss does.
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Those letters are pretty close on the keyboard so.
wazeewa
Must be where they built the giant space laseer
Sulla20118625
Maybe he’s heading to Lakewood
3Davideo
Was it not Passover anywhere else?
kamehameahahahaha
Jew gotta be kidding me
Emuc64
Good golly, I'm tired. I read that as "Over pass in New Jersey", thinking that the person left the organization due to traffic. Then I read the top, then I re-read the bottom.
SmoeAhsolse
That is a reasonable conclusion for the state though.
taez555
Don't be shia, tell us why you really needed the time off?
Merdock
I worked in maintenance for a while and we had to write up reports on our work. We had a machine that we called "The Overwrap Machine" which wrapped products, usually fruit. While reviewing some documents that my crew had written up, I discovered one of my coworkers did not know how to spell "wrap". The listed issue on the paperwork said: "The Over rape machine is not raping the fruit properly"
PrincessAris
https://assets.penny-arcade.com/comics/20020211-n-hecvRZ.jpg
Pummelallthethings
Only word I'd ever put on that line would read 'personal'. Seems odd that they ask. Also a jew jersey sounds knittable.
hitdog42
That's just what we need: a Jersian Princess
torquedsk
Time off request: 4-week psyche reboot in Maui.
vincentleeprice
I didn't see the j after looking for the error 3 times
Commentsaboutyourusername
*laughs sinisterly*
Verycreative123abc
I came to the comments to find out what it was supposed to say because my brain auto corrected it to New Jersey everytime I read it.
hiyesthisissatan
Jame
LiamRobertsonjr
Thanks. Now I feel better.
Muunk
Semantics or Semitics.
menemyr
Semantics OF Semitics
CelestialSea
Are you anti semantic?
SpaceSpeed
On my mother's side
distraingotnobrakes
Jew know it.
Donoiw
zafner
HA .... thanks
laner7112000
itsafreehousejim
Sporatical
I'm so happy someone knows about this guy. His videos are fantastic!
Muunk
I'm unsure if I can laugh at this
Jewdakris
Are you Jewish or Jew Ish?
Commentsaboutyourusername
Neither. They're a Jewish rapper named Jewdakris
ALovelyTime
Holy relevant username
PrinceOfWhales
Laughs in Bergen County.
BlueDragonOfTheForest
True indeed.
SmoeAhsolse
[Lakewood has entered the chat]
sirava
It's ok. Some of my best friends are Jersian.
dadsouza
Jersish
ThaWhiteRanger
BlairT1
We don’t associate with THAT type…
BeckyLookAtHerButt
But don't you need a token?
BlairT1
Like, for the tollbooth?
Muunk
I see what jew did there.
jammer909
Jew better believe it.
frischcode
Jew win some, and Jew lose some.
jammer909
This is certainly a Jewcy meme.
frischcode
Jew killing me Smalls. Jew killing me.
jammer909
This is fun. It's a regular jewbilee.
FukcTedCruz
If people in New Jersey could read they would be very upset with you.
flynnman504
Gjsiab rivusb! Aksjsbsbua! Afufhz!
Commentsaboutyourusername
And if Ted Cruz could read he'd be upset with you....so....good job
SmoeAhsolse
They've been top out of the states for public education for years. https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings/education so, it really is a shame they can't read.
Punkimus
There's dozens of us who can! Dozens!
NeverShaveYourDuck
Aren't the populace there primarily Italian or irish or Polish descent? I've gotten that impression from films and television.
SmoeAhsolse
"Italian, Irish and German heritages account for over 40% of population, 20% are Hispanic or Asian, while 40% list background as ‘other’" https://www.njspotlightnews.org/2014/03/14-03-20-new-jersey-s-ancestral-roots-are-all-over-the-map/
MithridateEupator
distraingotnobrakes
Just don’t let them (or the Oregonians) pump their own gas.
InfinitusEquitas
But we do tip if you also wipe our windshield!
distraingotnobrakes
Not sure if euphemisms
Iihavegas
People love to throw this around like an insult, meanwhile jersey has some of the cheapest gas around and when it’s cold I can stay toasty and warm
distraingotnobrakes
Jersey: come for the cheap gas, stay cause you got fucken murdered.
sploofmoof
Jersey is 31st in homicide rate (per 100k people) and the 6th least in gun deaths. Pretty average state murder wise.
distraingotnobrakes
That’s only because the mafia is careful to hide the bodies.