Phone-clearing dump for my cake day (2 of 2)

Nov 16, 2016 5:18 AM

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#1 Me! I go first! -about every third driver on the road

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2, 3, 1.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

That facebook message... not that far from where I live. Major facepalm

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha I saw the first one and came right to the comments to see what everyone said. So far everyone's right!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

231

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Absolutely 2 then 3 then 1 I don't even drive and I know

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Notice the original nursery rhyme never once says Humpty is an egg.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost forgot about the unit of power: ducks

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The correct answer is 18000

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck writes times as "937" and "930"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That moment when you're half way through a post, your phone screen rotates and it goes back to the top. Fmfl.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kevin, Kevin is a madman. Do Kevin, girls :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Azkabanter +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't know about in America but if it was flipped around so they were driving on the correct side of the road then it would be 2,3,1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

#3 It never said Humpty Dumpty was an egg...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember Ocarina of Time, it's 2, 3, 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1, 2, 3 that's how ascending numbers work people.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

One time this happened to me, and when I did check I was up $6000. Too bad it's not my money.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha! The alto and soprano joke killed me. Chorus humor. Who knew?!?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys. The guy in the northeast goes first. He doesn't have a sign.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

#1, nobody you just sit there and insist on one of the others to go then almost go at the same time and repeat the process.

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#33 is truly australian with that response.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Things like this are fucking weird, but we should start capturing good conversations to share.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only 71% went with horsepower? There's some serious laughter holding in the audience

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In god we trust wasn't put on money until the red scare get learnt fools

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thank you!

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2 doesn't't have a yield same either. Just to help you get there. It's drawn to trick you into thinking they do.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOU GODDAMN USELESS COCKFLAP!

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3 has yield, since when 3 is turning then 2 is on his right side. And you have to yield to vehicles from right side unless stated otherwise

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But 2 isn't turning

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The car going straight always has the right of way compared to one turning, no yield sign necessary

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Z E B R A F O R C E

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L A M A T H R U S T

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that would be a pretty cool bandname

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There should be an extra capitalization feature just for Tumblr to make everything more capital...it can be called Tumblr CAPS!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

D O N K E Y S T R E N G T H

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And fully 9% of the audience picked that answer - though they probably were just trolling.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Photoshop can make anything happen!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

THROUGH THE STABLE AND THE PENS

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 - 2,3,1

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Nope. 3 2 1. 3 doesn't have a yield sign

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

That's not a yield sign. That's a warning sign of possible traffic entering from the left. 2,3,1 is correct.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That right, I just replied to a comment on someone else's post, from years ago. I'm so lonely... :)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't worry, you will get t-boned to death because you steal someones right of way soon enough. Well hopefully you die instead of them...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

In God we trust wasn't on our money until recently.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thank you! It's surprising how many don't know this!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was just coming down to say this. I think it was added during WWII as well as "under God" in the pledge

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Nah, I'm pretty sure it was even more recent. I had a coin from '68, somewhere around here... I don't think it had it on it yet.

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"first appeared on U.S. coins in 1864 and has appeared on paper currency since 1957" according to wiki

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Ah. Makes sense.

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